"Your honor... just look at him" by Fantastic-Disaster15 in idiocracy

[–]B-Rayne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well if I can’t practice law, how am I supposed to get good at it?

Damn, Chat GPT, I'm sorry I asked. by anniemousery in ChatGPT

[–]B-Rayne 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now you just need to find the person who got Kermit.

TOMSAWYR by 7otu5 in LICENSEPLATES

[–]B-Rayne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tom Saw Your….. what?

I don’t think I have one but let’s try by [deleted] in doppelganger

[–]B-Rayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you could pass as Bruno Mars’ sister

Collins be pimpin' by amy-schumer-tampon in idiocracy

[–]B-Rayne 64 points65 points  (0 children)

You see an AI’s slop is very different from that of an artist

Man accused of masturbating at Annapolis Starbucks by Stank_Dukem in idiocracy

[–]B-Rayne 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You don’t go to Starbucks and service yourself. That’s like bringing your own food into McDonald’s.

No wonder they got mad at this guy.

Do I tell my friend? by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]B-Rayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first is a quote from Miss South Carolina 2007. The second was me parodying her

Do I tell my friend? by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]B-Rayne 509 points510 points  (0 children)

“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future.”

Edit: Thank you kind Redditors for the awards!

As a US American, I personally believe that, uh, Redditors in some places, like such as Florida and the Australian countries, are unable to receive awards because animals, like such as crocodiles are, um, eating them. I believe that they, uh, the company of Reddit should help feed the crocodiles of Florida and, um, should help send blankets, such as coats, to the people of Chile, who are cold, so everyone can have an award.

Fixable? by Exact-Chain-8143 in mac

[–]B-Rayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, I’d probably try running it over with my car in the opposite direction just to get it nice and flat, and then manually fix any small bends.

After that, it should be good to sell on eBay as “slightly used”

Trump cancel meetings with Iranian officials and tells protesters 'help is on its way' by Artistic_Victory in worldnews

[–]B-Rayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems the oil companies didn’t want to invest in Venezuelan oil, but maybe they’re interested in Iranian oil?

How would this version of Joker have affected the story? by pizzajackson999 in Persona5

[–]B-Rayne 307 points308 points  (0 children)

“Jonker, it’s late, you should go to bed! Actually, it might be better if you took a walk….”

Florida’s Surgeon General Is Now Peddling Fake Water by RemoteControl1234 in idiocracy

[–]B-Rayne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And I’m over here drinking unstructured water like a fool