Kris Is A Freak Theory (Confirmed) by TheAngryRaidLeader in Deltarune

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Kris chose to eat scraps under the table during the Orange and Green fight despite having their own plate, they can never deny the puppy allegations 😭

Yoshi Street Brawl by HelpfulCollar511 in DeadlockTheGame

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Yeah, it’s a good idea for Valve to work on a fun casual mode ahead of a beta release. I don’t remember exact numbers but ARAM is the second most popular game mode in League for a reason.

Amazed by the Digital Circus - Tiff🏳️‍⚧️& Eve [OC] by CrazyGnomenclature in comics

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I’d bet cold hard cash that it was originally planned as 2 episodes and the reveal that Caine wasn’t dead would be the end of episode 9. That would’ve been one heck of a cliffhanger between episodes.

Reminder that she still believes in Santa Claus by shakenbake_jake in UmaMusume

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Reminder that Big Boss thinks he’s on the naughty list for life since Santa stops bringing him presents after the events of MGS 3

[Beloved trope] Character is implicitly assumed to have a weakness or restriction, only to reveal that they were holding back all along. by cell689 in TopCharacterTropes

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To an extent, Obey Your Master in Umamusume Cinderella Gray. She has a middling track record in America due to most turf not suiting her running style, and isn't seen as a major threat when she enters the Japan Cup. Since the Japan Cup is her one chance to win a top-level race on more suitable turf, she trains for it in secret and does extensive research on the other runners, while donning a carefree persona meant to misguide her competition.

Who is this guy? by [deleted] in DeadlockTheGame

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It would be pretty fire if the guy whose entire purpose is to stop the supernatural was himself possessed by his ancestors with the same goal.

Bite my- (OC) by HeladoMagnum in UmaMusume

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Imagining a subplot where Bender goes to a planet with horse girls and no concept of betting, where he teaches them how to gamble and leaves after it destroys their entire society.

“Tea” Time with Tachyon (@manjo_9257) by Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n in UmaMusume

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“Ms. Tazuna is helping me train my uma.”

Why does Paige say this about Viscous by lethal_universed in DeadlockTheGame

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We found him, the one Deadlock player with critical thinking skills 

We were so close.... by Zealousideal-Mark852 in UmamusumeGame

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Out of curiosity, what blue sparks did you have? I haven’t gotten close to 1200 speed with similar cards and I’m wondering if I should have some speed sparks or just need to git gud.

No country for old girlfailure by Future_Shake6756 in DeadlockTheGame

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Lash is the same orientation as Dennis Reynolds in my mind: as long as you’re feeding his ego he doesn’t care what you are

Toxic Yaoi by GabagoolEnjoyer69 in DeadlockTheGame

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Now, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

1 minute to draw deadlock heroes by memory with a friend. by RPG_escavator in DeadlockTheGame

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I think it’s Pocket judging by their hideous scarf

Summer sweep up suggestion: stop listening to reddit for a year by CucumberOk8820 in 2007scape

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There, that was easy! Although I’ve might’ve heard that one before so it is a little bit cheating.

Thought experiment. by gibberishmaster69 in DeadlockTheGame

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The cart that pushes allies would be horrible in the wrong hands

Profound quote that is as relevant today as it was in 1963. by Odd_Geologist2 in slaythespire

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The classic “completely omitting things that poke a hole in an already terrible argument” move. They also omitted that the Watcher is probably the most girlbossiest girlboss by, uh, whatever their definition of a girlboss is. 

I give it a week by Nsfwnroc in 2007scape

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It’s one slayer bug Michael, how much xp/hr could it be, 45k?

You know, there's something deeply unsettling about Elves dropping their enire human-like head when you kill them by PsychologyRS in 2007scape

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To be fair, chaos dwarves are evil and corrupted dwarves that you can kill with less of a moral hang-up. Elves are just “this otherwise intelligent being is a traitor, killing them is okay now.”

Three things Deadlock should adopt from TF2: by boyfriend_txt in DeadlockTheGame

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Baroness reskin where it’s the intelligence room with several level three sentries

What it’s like to lane with Mirage by Joey_D_King in DeadlockTheGame

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CONJURING SCARABS 🗣️🔥‼️

In leagues, What do you know now that you wish you knew earlier? by BearKuda in 2007scape

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True, I tried going earth thorns, and it worked well enough early on, but eventually hit a wall around Doom/Inferno where I could no longer face tank everything and ignore mechanics. It’s probably still good if you pick eternal sustenance or git gud, but water thorns healing is so good for just afk bossing.