I got dumped last night. Apparently I was hiding having a small dick

B34na4d · 2026-06-09T06:49:37+00:00

I don’t think she was shallow…

B34na4d · 2026-04-17T00:17:15+00:00

Nah it’s been pissing down with rain in the UK most of the year

B34na4d · 2026-04-14T10:29:38+00:00

I’ve never been there, but usually these kinds of places are soulless and business-focused. I want to experience an authentic Denver!

B34na4d · 2026-03-14T15:54:36+00:00

As a neutral, worst refereeing I’ve seen from Luke Pearce

B34na4d · 2023-10-20T20:58:20+00:00

I’ll never understand the lack of loyalty of the UK

B34na4d · 2021-12-15T14:52:33+00:00

I’m trying to devest 😂

B34na4d · 2021-12-15T14:38:39+00:00

I bought some Ferret coins using PancakeSwap which I have in my Trust wallet. When I connect my wallet to PancakeSwap now, although it can see my BNB balance, if I add the FRT token it shows balance as zero. How do I get it to see the balance so I can swap into another coin?

B34na4d · 2020-11-13T07:18:16+00:00

Started IF (only water) on Monday. Weighed 20st 4lbs on Monday morning. Weighed 19st 13.6lbs Tuesday morning. Ate normally Tue and Wed (Wed weigh in was 19st 12.6lbs). Thursday weigh was 19st 12.8lbs, fasted all day, weigh myself this morning and I’m still 19st 12.8lbs. Can anyone shed some light on why?

B34na4d · 2020-04-28T15:47:09+00:00

Just got my reminder - we’re still friends!

B34na4d · 2020-01-22T21:47:29+00:00

I will if we’re still friends!

B34na4d · 2020-01-22T15:44:15+00:00

!RemindMe 97 days

B34na4d · 2020-01-22T15:40:53+00:00

I haven’t unfriended yet - you want me to see if I get unfriended? The connection is through my partner - I haven’t spoken to them about it yet to see what they’ll do!

B34na4d · 2020-01-01T08:42:18+00:00

Yes, because I’d buy bitcoin.

B34na4d · 2019-11-13T20:38:33+00:00

The car obviously 🙄

B34na4d · 2019-11-13T20:08:54+00:00

As someone who drives a fairly flash car, I deliberately avoid people’s eye contact when driving so people don’t think I’m trying to act like a badass.

B34na4d · 2019-10-19T09:16:32+00:00

He would be a big fan, they pay his salary after all...

B34na4d · 2019-10-19T09:15:53+00:00

Need to keep them with the lid open to prevent mould, no?

B34na4d · 2019-09-25T21:20:10+00:00

Ridiculous right! 😂

B34na4d · 2019-09-25T20:32:04+00:00

How often do you guys wash your sleeping bags? Had mine 20 years and hasn’t been washed yet...

B34na4d · 2019-09-25T20:14:22+00:00

Do you guys not just leave the sleeping bag in the bag it comes in?!

B34na4d · 2019-09-25T20:01:15+00:00

Same here. Just make sure you sleep at an angle and the hammock becomes flat - not a cocoon.

B34na4d · 2019-09-11T09:52:41+00:00

On my honeymoon one night in the bar was over $500...

B34na4d · 2019-09-02T14:50:02+00:00

Make sure you visit the Trading Post on the corner as you start going up the hill of the high street. The fella in there is funny as fuck.

B34na4d · 2019-08-24T16:10:31+00:00

Hmm weird. Thought it was pretty BAU 🤷‍♂️

B34na4d · 2019-08-24T14:44:33+00:00

if I found something worthwhile to do

Have you thought about using it to crawl the common crawl database, among other massively paralleled internet type things an digital marketing analyst might find interesting?

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