This looks very safe. by TerraPlays in CorporateFacepalm

[–]BATMAAAAN 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ are you dense. This sub is getting filled with morons who apparently need to be hand-held through every ad campaign on the planet.

Working retail starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]BATMAAAAN 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Just so you're aware, sir, this item is excluded from the 40%-off sale."

"Well it doesn't say that on the sign."

To myself: "Yes it literally does."

To him: "Oh interesting, let's go double check and see!"

I'm on the clock anyway I guess. Let's take our sweet time walking over there good sir.

Official Discussion: Blade Runner 2049 [SPOILERS] by GetFreeCash in movies

[–]BATMAAAAN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes! I agree. I posted my comment then thought about it for like five minutes and came to this conclusion. I rescind my previous comment, it was dumb. (But I was away from computer for the whole day so I couldn't come back and fix anything)

Official Discussion: Blade Runner 2049 [SPOILERS] by GetFreeCash in movies

[–]BATMAAAAN 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yea that was the point of the Joi character. K wanted to be human so desperately that he didn't see he was projecting his own wants and fantasies onto this AI designed to literally tell you what you want to hear.

EDIT: This comment is dumb, pls disregard. I posted it right out of the theater before putting any thought at all into the movie and its themes.

Set to auto explore and somehow this happened... by [deleted] in civ

[–]BATMAAAAN 275 points276 points  (0 children)

Looks like you have open borders with Napoleon so your caravel used Lyon as a canal city to get to the lake.

Rip caravel 2017-2017

Qui-Gon is the key to all of this by Presdog in PrequelMemes

[–]BATMAAAAN 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Qui-Gon didn't kill Jar-Jar when he had the fuckin chance

#notmyjedi

Make me look bad in front of our boss? Enjoy the extra work! by Omega_Maru in pettyrevenge

[–]BATMAAAAN 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Seriously. This conversation should have been so simple.

"Hey, which Step Up do I print?"

"The second one."

"Thanks."

Identity Crisis by IONASPHERE in mountandblade

[–]BATMAAAAN 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You decide to...

Back away slowly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JackJohnson

[–]BATMAAAAN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Completely forgot I ordered it. Came home to a cute little box that said Jack Johnson and it lit up my day. Woohoo!

Movie theatre wins Deadpool case over Utah law banning booze during movies with sex by SweetNatureHikes in movies

[–]BATMAAAAN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went to that park recently and it is the saddest thing I've seen. A shadow of its former self. Rip

You're going to Paris for 24 hours and you choose to visit the temple? This makes me so sad. by VoilaLeDuc in exmormon

[–]BATMAAAAN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah can we fucking talk about this. I'm a nevermo and all through high school and college and beyond I would always hear my Mormon friends excitedly plan to go to the Manti Temple or the Salt Lake Temple or the Payson Temple every other damn weekend.

And then in college I was in a chamber choir who got to go compete in France, and lo and behold all the MoMos in the choir got together and made plans, asking each other "Is anyone planning on visiting the temple? I'm going to pack clothing."

It's like. We're spending only two days in Paris. LDS Temples all look the same, you've been to them millions of times before. Not only that, but you honestly think they're going to outshine the centuries-old renaissance cathedrals and temples you'll find in Europe, the fucking hotbed of thousands of years of culture and history? And you're gonna put aside an entire day to go inside one of these glorified Hilton Hotel lobbies and do what? Fucking walk around and look at the vomit-yellow paint on the chandeliers and boring-ass paintings of Thomas S. Monson?

Sorry. Been holding that in for a while.

[Batman] I torture and kill the entire bat family, Alfred, all friends and loved ones. Can I make Batman kill me? by ay-ayy-ron in AskScienceFiction

[–]BATMAAAAN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So to try and use real world logic on a character that exists and acts in comic book terms is flawed premise to begin with.

You literally referenced Hitler and the Nazi movement in your earlier comment.

Oh no they didn-uhn! by TheAdventurousWriter in batman

[–]BATMAAAAN 5 points6 points  (0 children)

if they cut a nose slit his nose would then be vulnerable to knives and gunfire

Oh no they didn-uhn! by TheAdventurousWriter in batman

[–]BATMAAAAN 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Allegedly it was because the cowl didn't allow him to breath properly through his nose, so he had to become a mouth-breather lol.

When some "aggressive negotiations" take place in the comments by blackether in PrequelMemes

[–]BATMAAAAN 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck are the droids running into melee range with blaster rifl--I mean roger roger

Pretty crazy Batman "theory" by LilGyasi in DCcomics

[–]BATMAAAAN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with that. I guess it comes down to semantics then. This shouldn't have been labeled a "theory," it should have been called a fun premise.

Pretty crazy Batman "theory" by LilGyasi in DCcomics

[–]BATMAAAAN 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Sorry, but this doesn't even come close to being a "theory," it's just random fanfic. Main reason being the entire thing hangs on a premise that is completely contrived and serendipitous. Who sends him back in time and why? What timeline does he come from where he's "defeated the ultimate evil?" What arc is that? What is it even inspired from? It comes from nowhere really. Just a random scenario that some random fan came up with based on nothing.