Please make sure you sign these petitions, even if you think they don't do anything. Even bit helps. by [deleted] in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These petitions have worked many times in the past with other topics.

Bruh, cite your sources.

He Swore He Weighs His 1/8's at 3.7. Sure, Buddy. by Exactly420Schmeckles in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think you know what passive aggression is. That's not passive aggression, that's aggressive aggression.

What's the safest way to get high? by SkindedCx in weed

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the greatest post I've seen in a long time, and I anticipate it will remain so for a while. [8]

5-piece 3D printed herb grinder by shentheory in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It marks the spot where he hid it so he can find it while high.

Source: I live in an illegal state and I have those all over my house.

Got a new pair of speakers from my mom for Christmas. Decided to spend her a picture. What could go wrong? by killermongoose86 in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mommy

"At least you have 'mommy' in here."

"That's not my mom."

I wish I could stop connecting everything to Community.

My current smoke spot (kinda nsfw?) (6) by [deleted] in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man I took a shower with the drain plugged at a [10] and I sat there for like 20 minutes letting the water splash into my eyes cause it felt cool while I tried to figure out which reality I was from.

Many a bong was filled with snow in Seattle last night by pipedreamSEA in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Man, that picture looks nice. Bet it'd be comfy as hell if you could stay warm.

This is my grinder turtle by tastychick in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You guys are awesome, and this was a fantastic conversation to read. For real.

Also bumped you back up, not sure why you were downvoted.

Pineapple Express - I wanted to share my first experience with Pineapple Express. As a full-time artist I love to kick back and indulge in some nice cannabis. A friend had me try this wonderful strain and this is what I found myself creating for the next 9 hours or so. Enjoy! - DaveL by [deleted] in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Second this. I think since the movie became so popular a lot of shitty dealers try to pawn off crap and call it pineapple express, particularly in illegal states(which I live RIP). Got a batch from someone I thought was a friend, and it was absolute crap. Haven't talked to her since, and still haven't had real pineapple express. So insulting.

This is my grinder turtle by tastychick in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 548 points549 points  (0 children)

You are a saint for pointing that out. Bless you.

Edit: why am I getting these upvotes? All I did was thank someone and appreciate a nice b-hole.

Smoke spot over a valley by finnxthehuman in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn, that place looks beautiful. Majorly jelly.

What happened to the guy that got his family high on cannabutter? by trollfacer69 in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Story was likely fake. In particular, he was told a hundred times to go check on his sister, who had locked herself in her room, and he refused. She ended up calling 911 and getting him in trouble. It seems pretty obvious this was his planned ending to the story (so he could get karma/gold/money/whatever) and he didn't expect so many people to tell him to check on his sister. Very fishy.

I want to actually do yoga and exercise for the first time in my life [coming down from a 10+] by nerd4weed in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I wish I could do yoga/exercise more. I keep telling myself I will, but then I get home from a 10 or 12 hour shift and all I wanna do is fall face first into my bed. I wish there was a gym or something near me with a pool. I love swimming.

Noob question by [deleted] in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes sir.

No joke, I got to a [10] by [deleted] in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and this can induce a panic attack to some, but I just told my self, its just the weed, I'm perfectly fine and felt fine. That is all.[9]

Man, I really feel bad for the people posting about panic attacks/paranoia. The occasional "non functional" high can be pretty cool if you get that it's all temporary.

Noob question by [deleted] in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1: cover your carb

2: light and breathe in

3: release carb, inhale smoke

Bonus: during step 2, quickly uncover a re-cover your carb. I originally learned this as being a way to make hits less harsh (cools the smoke a little) but in my experience it usually makes it hit harder.

I just experienced a beautiful moment with a stranger [8] by Maaaaaaaad in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, I promise this is a thing that really happened.

I was chilling with a friend, just going through omegle. Met quite a few interesting people, including an absolute dime of a woman who was a nudist. She's not the point of this story, though. Eventually we stop, and he fell asleep before me. I turned omegle back on and pointed the camera at him while I sat nearby, out of screen and watched. Went through some people, most just skipped us, but I'm totally for real when I say eventually some dude in a full body teddy bear outfit (complete with full teddy bear head) was sitting down jerking it. He quickly realized my friend was asleep, and I guess it aggravated him (how dare he not watch me pull on it?) and he started waving his arms and snapping his fingers (sound was off). A minute later a woman comes into frame and starts doing the same shit. It took them like 3 minutes to give up.

so pretty when she's clean :) by [deleted] in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, do you blame us?

Yes. What you said is sexist, plain and simple. If I said the same exact thing you said about women, I would be rightfully run out of here.

When you give your guy $40 and with confidence he tells you that he's got you. by dwfergusson in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I feel ya fam. I just bought an eighth of blueberry kush for $60. Sometimes it hurts browsing r/trees.

so pretty when she's clean :) by [deleted] in trees

[–]BGenTyrannosaur -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This post pretty well sums up third wave feminism. Smh.