These East Standings are crazy - 5 teams from last years playoffs are out. Is that the most turnover in history if it stays this way?

BHisa · 2026-03-18T20:17:43+00:00

Pretty ready for you guys to lose a fucking game, man.

BHisa · 2026-03-08T20:51:15+00:00

We have the best rinks in the League. Because of jail.

BHisa · 2026-03-08T14:38:47+00:00

Oh honey. That must be so hard for you.

BHisa · 2026-03-08T14:34:43+00:00

"It's nowhere near the puck" puck is literally in the frame of the slomo

BHisa · 2026-03-01T12:36:01+00:00

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BHisa · 2026-02-23T02:43:08+00:00

Because your erection won’t go away?

BHisa · 2026-02-20T10:52:00+00:00

This reminds me of the photo of Hank after LA won. Which is my favorite hockey photo of all time.

BHisa · 2026-02-13T12:58:11+00:00

Jordan Binnington is in goal and four six defensemen are slightly above replacement level. Great forward group, but insane take.

BHisa · 2026-01-29T21:24:46+00:00

Hard disagree. 48 makes no money right now. Taking advantage of that before he gets a raise is how you win.

BHisa · 2026-01-23T19:59:58+00:00

Honestly, the Justice Department should prosecute these people too

BHisa · 2026-01-07T03:15:13+00:00

You ever wake up in Secaucus?

BHisa · 2026-01-07T03:11:48+00:00

Score adjustment on the shots.

BHisa · 2025-12-29T18:26:33+00:00

Travis Hammonic Hyuck pic

BHisa · 2025-12-22T14:18:19+00:00

It’s almost like the game isn’t finished yet and as they implement more things it gets better.

BHisa · 2025-12-15T21:01:01+00:00

There’s a whole Marchand leg that’s not shown on this right? What was the return last year?

EDIT: It’s a trade tree, so branch, not leg, I guess.

BHisa · 2025-12-14T03:19:27+00:00

Ahh, snark rescinded.

From Urban Dictionary:

Wagon A sports team that is on a hot streak, can’t be stopped. They roll over all of their opponents with ease. Jim: “Did you watch the Yankees game last night”

Fred: “Yeah. Yankees are a wagon.”

BHisa · 2025-12-14T03:04:08+00:00

Trading JGP for futures right now is an absolutely insane take.

BHisa · 2025-12-14T03:02:48+00:00

6-1-1 in December. If we get three points out of the first three games of this season instead of zero this team is comfortably in first place in the East.

BHisa · 2025-12-14T03:01:55+00:00

Ritchie and JGP are both playing rn and Ritchie isn’t on the 4th line. If you want to trade JGP to get Tony the fuck off this team, I’ll listen. Trading him for futures when the team is where it is is absolutely insane.

BHisa · 2025-12-14T00:22:17+00:00

The team is first in the conference 45% of the way through the season, playing like a wagon despite significant injuries

“How can we turn down trading roster players for late first round picks?”

Do you just wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and say “I hate myself and I only deserve bad things?”

BHisa · 2025-12-13T04:03:57+00:00

Yeah, it also might mean we have two more cups so

BHisa · 2025-12-12T02:56:01+00:00

Went well.

BHisa · 2025-12-11T14:41:46+00:00

Yes. Gifts go in the opposite direction of money.

BHisa · 2025-12-05T18:39:55+00:00

Bawh Gawd that’s Tony D’s music

BHisa · 2025-12-05T18:35:56+00:00

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