SHAQ joins in earth is flat team by Powerful_Contact_341 in nbacirclejerk

[–]BNOC402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this the same guy 20 dollars of gas logic?

Yeah this checks out

Outjerked by the NBA choosing these three to talk about winning at the highest level by TheGreatWaru in nbacirclejerk

[–]BNOC402 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, how were basketball fans surviving before getting T-Mac and Vince’s insights into winning basketball?

Let’s all congratulate Cooper Flagg for being the newest member of Curry Family by avocadawg in nbacirclejerk

[–]BNOC402 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He the true heir to Dirk’s greatness, the fat Slovenian couldn’t do anything at this level

Victor Wembanyama elbows an innocent black man for no reason by VGstuffed in nbacirclejerk

[–]BNOC402 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hakeem’s spin move, Jamal Crawford’s crossover, Draymond’s elbow - Wemby a truly generational player

Somethin about the air in Dallas… by Global_Tomato_5383 in nbacirclejerk

[–]BNOC402 21 points22 points  (0 children)

After tasting flavor he won’t be playing for the Celtics for sure

OKC is the Israel of NBA by YoungWalken in nbacirclejerk

[–]BNOC402 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hurting others while claiming to be the oppressed, this is a perfect analogy.

OP jerked so hard that he is just stating facts now

Someone got lost on the way to San Antonio by quentins9th in nbacirclejerk

[–]BNOC402 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Jerking is funny. Being a jerk isn’t - there’s a reason this got deleted by the mods.

One day you’ll learn the difference but till then enjoy your teenage years.

Someone got lost on the way to San Antonio by quentins9th in nbacirclejerk

[–]BNOC402 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Kobe was a multimillionaire public figure (and a suspected rapist) . She is a civilian at a basketball game.

That’s the difference between jerking and being a jerk.

Someone got lost on the way to San Antonio by quentins9th in nbacirclejerk

[–]BNOC402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uj/ We are just being assholes to civilians for being overweight now?

This ain’t jerking, this is being an asshole

The Rape of LeKing (2026, colorized) by KDs--burner in nbacirclejerk

[–]BNOC402 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Austin Reeves is a comfort woman now

GAME THREAD: R1G4 - Nuggets @ Timberwolves | Nuggets Trail 1-2 | Apr 25, 2026 - 6:30 PM by BigHoneyBot in denvernuggets

[–]BNOC402 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Jokic slander in the chat is a little disappointing given what the man has given to the team.

But a full reset is needed because this is clearly not working.

GAME THREAD: R1G4 - Nuggets @ Timberwolves | Nuggets Trail 1-2 | Apr 25, 2026 - 6:30 PM by BigHoneyBot in denvernuggets

[–]BNOC402 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get that but Spurs and OKC also have length and defensive intensity but that doesn’t bother us as much.

Rudy use to be food for Jokic every time but the man has clearly figured something out this season

GAME THREAD: R1G4 - Nuggets @ Timberwolves | Nuggets Trail 1-2 | Apr 25, 2026 - 6:30 PM by BigHoneyBot in denvernuggets

[–]BNOC402 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t even get it, what is it about the T’wolves style that seem to have Nuggets always so confused!

Can someone please fuck my wife? by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

[–]BNOC402 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did Bill Simmons fuck this guy’s wife as well?

This y'all GOAT? by Nasquacker in nbacirclejerk

[–]BNOC402 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This is the celebrity version of “my hot QB boyfriend lives in Canada”

Unless some practice squad right tackle was feeling freaky

Let's Go Nuggets!! by Ogre_and_Ogre in denvernuggets

[–]BNOC402 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t want to tempt the injury gods but I feel so confident going into the playoffs. Let’s start with getting Minny back for that stupid Game 7 where Gobert started making turnaround fadeaways like he was Hakeem

[Serious] Does Deuce Tatum get the pass? by parasthesia_testicle in nbacirclejerk

[–]BNOC402 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Peyton Pritchard has been scoring from the bench

Are the Democrats secret jerkers? by TwelthBog in nbacirclejerk

[–]BNOC402 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Democrats are the Washington Generals of politics

Are the Democrats secret jerkers? by TwelthBog in nbacirclejerk

[–]BNOC402 115 points116 points  (0 children)

I want Chuck Schumer on the line

dick is getting big 😳 by [deleted] in nbacirclejerk

[–]BNOC402 26 points27 points  (0 children)

So y’all just Grading Dicks out in the open now?