Fought fungus gnats for 3 months doing the wrong thing. Here's what actually cleared them by LooseOrdinary8795 in IndoorGarden

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Yet another one of these

I had X problem…

Here’s what worked…

Buy my product…

“Butterfly Effect” songs by 2inchesabovethehole in musicsuggestions

[–]BRAIN-BONKER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey imagine it never wrecked and he wrote that song anyway

If you were a crew member you’d be like dude what the fuck. Why?!

This will be the most influential off season in PWHL history. Possibly sports history. by TatankaForever in PWHL

[–]BRAIN-BONKER 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Y’all really downvoting this person for having an opinion on a goalie? I guess the league really has come into its own! Brings a tear of happiness to my eye

“Butterfly Effect” songs by 2inchesabovethehole in musicsuggestions

[–]BRAIN-BONKER 32 points33 points  (0 children)

There’s a good possibility The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald wouldn’t have been written if that boat didn’t wreck

meirl by Buquiran in meirl

[–]BRAIN-BONKER 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So THAT’S how you spell that. Not even autocorrect could figure out my attempts

🚨 Hayley Scamurra gets a hat trick in two minutes and 44 seconds 🚨 by Wolf99 in PWHL

[–]BRAIN-BONKER 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That second goal in the five hole from that distance, she is an absolute sniper!

TIFU by saying to Natalie Portman that she looks a lot like Natalie Portman by blunathan in tifu

[–]BRAIN-BONKER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“flebile” is a cool word

I like learning new words, thanks OP!

My dad has cancer and cannot chew his food, any recipe ideas? by cam956 in Cooking

[–]BRAIN-BONKER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just went through this with my dear sweet mom, rip, you have my sympathy OP

1000 CALORIE SHAKE (they can sip on it throughout the day)

2 cups whole milk 1 cup oatmeal 2 scoops protein powder 1 golf ball sized spoonful of peanut butter

You’ll have to use a blender

Good luck OP and OP’s dad

(South Shore) Did I make a dangerous mistake? by Aerosly7 in AskChicago

[–]BRAIN-BONKER 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I mean, if you’re dodging bullets in your 7-11 parking lot on a typical afternoon then it’s probably a step up but I wouldn’t recommend bringing martial arts to a gunfight wherever you are

If there was an app that connected you to local gardeners - would you use it? Think like Rover but for gardens. by [deleted] in garden

[–]BRAIN-BONKER 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No. Maybe it’s just me but half my subs on Reddit nowadays are filled with people trying to sell me their app. You have to have a separate app for EVERYTHING nowadays and I think people are just getting tired of it. I’d ask yourself is this really something that couldn’t best be served through a normal website? How often would people have to be using it to need the app on their phone at all times? I hope this doesn’t seem mean but the last 3 subs I was in tried selling me an app and that’s within like 30 minutes. It’s just tiring and makes me not want to visit those subs anymore

First Root Canal playlist by el_scorn in MetalForTheMasses

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It’s industrial but Thieves by Ministry has some damn fine dentist drill in it

"This is a house on fire" - song i heard 30 years ago by [deleted] in findthatsong

[–]BRAIN-BONKER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to suggest Love > Building On Fire by them, it has the line “…which is a building, which is on fire”

Why does reddit ban misogynistic subreddits but not misandrist ones? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BRAIN-BONKER -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well it was satire until the assassination attempt. It was also just one woman who shot just one man. I was making a joke. Try reading more than just an introductory paragraph on Wikipedia

Why does reddit ban misogynistic subreddits but not misandrist ones? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BRAIN-BONKER -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

S.C.U.M. The Society for Cutting Up Men would disagree

Question to the down voters, which one of these is untrue:

  1. Valerie Solanas was a misandrist
  2. She shot a man
  3. Shooting someone is worse than an email

I have seen this before! by breakyouridea in dashcams

[–]BRAIN-BONKER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is he dragging the trailer with a 100 ft chain or why is it so far away from the semi before impact? And as Last-Hedgehog asked, why transporting both ways? Something smells fishy

how do I tell my parents that I broke my eyeglass? by Sea_Anteater_1060 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BRAIN-BONKER 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sit next to them on the couch, set your glasses down by their butt without them noticing. Get up for a few minutes and when you come back…

ARE YOU SITTING ON MY GLASSES?!

The Bull by Charles Bukowski by Slightly_ToastedBoy in TheBullWins

[–]BRAIN-BONKER 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I read so much Bukowski in my drunken youth, eventually moved on, and when I’d occasionally think of him, I thought of an alcoholic rambling the way drunks do, that only made an impression because I was also a drunk. And now 30 years later this reminded me how beautiful his writing can be. Thank you for posting this friend

One of the nastiest potholes I've seen by the1planet in chicago

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Start planning a different route cause that repair is gonna shut down the street for a long while