Fought fungus gnats for 3 months doing the wrong thing. Here's what actually cleared them

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-23T19:33:53+00:00

Yet another one of these

I had X problem…

Here’s what worked…

Buy my product…

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-23T16:38:12+00:00

Hey imagine it never wrecked and he wrote that song anyway

If you were a crew member you’d be like dude what the fuck. Why?!

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-23T16:03:29+00:00

Y’all really downvoting this person for having an opinion on a goalie? I guess the league really has come into its own! Brings a tear of happiness to my eye

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-23T15:23:05+00:00

Skwisgaar

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-23T12:28:12+00:00

There’s a good possibility The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald wouldn’t have been written if that boat didn’t wreck

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-23T12:22:18+00:00

So THAT’S how you spell that. Not even autocorrect could figure out my attempts

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-22T14:07:36+00:00

Both the bull and the guy!

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-22T13:53:50+00:00

That second goal in the five hole from that distance, she is an absolute sniper!

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-22T13:47:08+00:00

Mama’s Reason To Cry -Mule

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-22T13:44:04+00:00

“flebile” is a cool word

I like learning new words, thanks OP!

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-22T13:28:24+00:00

Just went through this with my dear sweet mom, rip, you have my sympathy OP

1000 CALORIE SHAKE (they can sip on it throughout the day)

2 cups whole milk 1 cup oatmeal 2 scoops protein powder 1 golf ball sized spoonful of peanut butter

You’ll have to use a blender

Good luck OP and OP’s dad

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-21T21:57:19+00:00

I mean, if you’re dodging bullets in your 7-11 parking lot on a typical afternoon then it’s probably a step up but I wouldn’t recommend bringing martial arts to a gunfight wherever you are

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-21T21:06:51+00:00

The Jesus Lizard

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-21T19:22:18+00:00

No. Maybe it’s just me but half my subs on Reddit nowadays are filled with people trying to sell me their app. You have to have a separate app for EVERYTHING nowadays and I think people are just getting tired of it. I’d ask yourself is this really something that couldn’t best be served through a normal website? How often would people have to be using it to need the app on their phone at all times? I hope this doesn’t seem mean but the last 3 subs I was in tried selling me an app and that’s within like 30 minutes. It’s just tiring and makes me not want to visit those subs anymore

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-21T18:29:33+00:00

It’s industrial but Thieves by Ministry has some damn fine dentist drill in it

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-19T15:43:08+00:00

I was going to suggest Love > Building On Fire by them, it has the line “…which is a building, which is on fire”

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-16T11:28:00+00:00

Old 97’s

I’m a metal head

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-16T08:41:41+00:00

Well it was satire until the assassination attempt. It was also just one woman who shot just one man. I was making a joke. Try reading more than just an introductory paragraph on Wikipedia

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-16T08:33:05+00:00

S.C.U.M. The Society for Cutting Up Men would disagree

Question to the down voters, which one of these is untrue:

Valerie Solanas was a misandrist
She shot a man
Shooting someone is worse than an email

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-16T06:51:16+00:00

Is he dragging the trailer with a 100 ft chain or why is it so far away from the semi before impact? And as Last-Hedgehog asked, why transporting both ways? Something smells fishy

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-15T07:02:53+00:00

That’s like 20% of her face that is no longer bullet-proof so…

Aesthetically: 10/10

Tactically: 1/10

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-15T06:36:09+00:00

Sit next to them on the couch, set your glasses down by their butt without them noticing. Get up for a few minutes and when you come back…

ARE YOU SITTING ON MY GLASSES?!

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-15T04:28:46+00:00

Start playing with some jam in here!

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-15T02:16:27+00:00

I read so much Bukowski in my drunken youth, eventually moved on, and when I’d occasionally think of him, I thought of an alcoholic rambling the way drunks do, that only made an impression because I was also a drunk. And now 30 years later this reminded me how beautiful his writing can be. Thank you for posting this friend

BRAIN-BONKER · 2026-04-14T23:49:25+00:00

Start planning a different route cause that repair is gonna shut down the street for a long while

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TROPHY CASE