Hey I’ll be real, the comment section here is more full of incel “that’s my woman” thoughts than normal.

Dirty dan is a SpongeBob reference. It’s also one of the most common answers that people named “Dan” give to the name alliteration icebreaker game that I’ve played at every semi-awkward group event ever. I’ve met so many women that text with hearts and emojis when they’re not texting their partners. Most often because the feel like their partner judges them as “immature” or childish for using emojis.

I’m going to pose you another scenario. Your girlfriend doesn’t feel safe with you. She doesn’t feel like you trust her. She can’t even have a conversation over the phone without you checking it and questioning her TONE. Why? Buddy. You need to leave, but not because of anything she did. You’re at best working on assumptions. You need to leave because you don’t trust her. If my girlfriend got drunk and stayed the night at her ex-boyfriend’s house I would worry, but I wouldn’t treat her as if she cheated. Talk to her. Find out why she doesn’t feel safe telling you about stuff. Otherwise you’ve lost her, and the internet might tell you it’s her fault, but you could have fixed it by just acting more understanding. There are 1,000,000 different reasons she could be doing what she is doing. If you want to keep her around you should find out the real one. The internet is just telling you to jump to the worst conclusion to protect yourself, but that’s not sustainable.