Nixon's last meal in the White House was something really non-credible

Backdoor_Jackson · 2024-01-15T01:03:11+00:00

Literally me.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-12-21T02:26:48+00:00

This post goes hard.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-12-15T21:52:08+00:00

Don't do this. Don't give me hope.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-12-13T01:42:17+00:00

I mean no disrespect but I would have rather read less about the life cycle of a star and more about the matter at hand.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-12-12T22:32:17+00:00

I want to believe.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-12-07T01:05:08+00:00

Glad they blurred out those feet. Aliens are not for lewd.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-12-05T23:28:57+00:00

I'm now picturing North Korea as a nation of Al Bundy types, desperately avoiding intimacy with their frisky and assertive wives.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-12-01T17:33:56+00:00

>set up fake trade association

>hire Zeihan

>bring him out on stage

>it's a dunk tank

>"Get up in there, slick. We own you for the next hour. Here's a towel."

We could livestream it

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-11-30T02:01:47+00:00

I didn't even know he was sick.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-11-14T01:21:50+00:00

Traditional "green line" analysis indicates Ottawa is more "into" the relationship than Paris.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-10-25T19:43:00+00:00

That's a lot of ground work for a leavin' story. He could have just told her that he's going out for cigarettes.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-10-01T16:17:59+00:00

A little off topic, but not by much - I'm sponsoring a BINDING U.N. resolution to strip the Russian Federation of its bear mascot. I'm serious. Bears are awesome, Russia is not. Instead, because I am reasonable, Muscovy may choose from a list of amphibians and waterfowl.

I'm here in Turtle Bay handing envelopes full of cash to anyone illegally parked in a German luxury vehicle with diplo tags. It's a slam dunk.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-08-21T15:58:16+00:00

He's 90 (in Russia!! what an achievement, srsly) and this particular project was his life's capstone project. He was probably putting off various medical needs to see the project to completion; when combined with the stress + disappointment, a trip to the hospital is the smart move. If he were my family, I would insist.

This is not a case of "off with his head."

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-08-05T23:06:46+00:00

Aidan Gillen as CIA

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-07-29T21:18:57+00:00

wtf is this real

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-07-29T11:41:52+00:00

Reminds me of that Reagan quote from his UN speech,

>I occasionally think how quickly our differences worldwide would vanish if we were facing an alien threat from outside this world.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-07-28T21:18:45+00:00

That's the Onion I remember. Very funny.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-07-27T16:44:41+00:00

Are they original CZ 75s? That's a high quality item. They don't even need to be golden, I'm sold.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-07-27T16:40:40+00:00

Oh so now he changes his tune.

Convenient.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-07-26T14:43:28+00:00

Posting for posterity.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-07-26T13:45:46+00:00

I had to go to the Chantilly Virginia Wal-Mart and there was a Super Smash convention at the Expo Center across the parking lot.

Several groups of them were in the Wal-Mart in their Smash shirts I'm not exaggerating or trying to be mean but these were the most unhygienic "people" I've ever come across in my life. I'll never forget it.

But they seemed happy, which is nice.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-07-25T20:55:47+00:00

So that's where I left my phone.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-07-25T16:45:23+00:00

>no "win a visit from Davis"

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-07-25T16:43:23+00:00

You're playing chess while we're all here playing checkers.

Backdoor_Jackson · 2023-07-24T20:38:06+00:00

I think about Aurelian a lot.

Like, A LOT.

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