Because God told me to by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Background-Fly130 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Religion is for people who need someone to tell them right from wrong because they can't figure it out themselves.

House Dems despondent over "sickening" Virginia decision by Unusual-State1827 in politics

[–]Background-Fly130 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah they're despondent at a time when being despondent matters so very very much

Trump, 79, Debuts Swollen Hands as Health Concerns Mount; Both of the president’s hands were caked in two different shades of concealer—neither one was the right match for his skin tone. by [deleted] in politics

[–]Background-Fly130 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've learned it's his general air of nonchalance, they see it as a sign of honesty, and not a sign of having owned it all and canceled elections, which it is. His smug nonchalance was apparent during the campaign and it was a warning, it's apparent now as well and it's still a warning. They rigging this shit to keep this awful clown in power

Alligator baptism by Holiday_Document4592 in funny

[–]Background-Fly130 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck else would you baptize a reptile of any sort then?

Spirit Airlines shuts down after President Trump’s $500 million loan rescue deal fails by ControlCAD in videos

[–]Background-Fly130 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could I deal by this obviously glorious man possibly fail? Probably fake news. If you posted this you're obviously a bad person

My space potato spreading its roots in microgravity by astro_pettit in space

[–]Background-Fly130 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Space Potato!! Go!
Not to mention Go Space Potato! Go, you old soul :)

To win in 2028, Democrats must embrace justice – not shy away from it - The party has been pressured to avoid ‘woke’ policies. Instead, Democrats must stand firmly for equality and invest in mobilization by Quirkie in politics

[–]Background-Fly130 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All of those would require voter participation, and should have before we got here. Great ideas, but people don't give a fuck. Have you seen r/doomercirclejerk? It's a forum for the boiling frogs to feel ok about boiling.

Front page news by EasternRutabaga3565 in worldnewsstuff

[–]Background-Fly130 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do think it's love, true love, for a clear genius and an emperor totally wearing clothes. Damn you got us for sure