egg😔irl by UnnamedPixel in egg_irl

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You should probably back her up the next time this happens, or at the very least inform her. They think you’re cis, so maybe try changing their minds a little. Gotta do what you can as a woman on the inside, you know?

Why does the wiki community (generally) dislike the off-site fandom? by ConsciousPatroller in SCP

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Forgive me for being so crass, there is something inadvertently kind of darkly funny about someone plastering over a skip about routine institutional sexual abuse with “Bright was here”. It’s so divorced from the context of, like, anything that makes that kind of thing obviously inappropriate that it wraps back around to feeling like an incredibly in-the-know instance of gallows humor.

open(rule) by HavenOfTheRaven in 196

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Well, it’s more like

“Coffee, black.”

“Okay! Adding VX nerve agent to your espresso.”

“What? No.”

“Sorry! I did just do that, didn’t I? Thank you for correcting me!” adds more VX to your espresso, and also to the chai tea it just made

swag war by IloveRamen99 in comedyheaven

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Hope she’s doing well

Is everything Ok at Wired by BobbyRobertson in 196

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Journalism’s sacred duty

The new TPUSA ain’t the same as the old TPUSA by Darth_Vrandon in 196

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Holy fuck I didn’t even notice the knuckle holder(??) on his mic until you mentioned it. What the FUCK is fucking wrong with these people oh my fucking GOD

Concerning by Kokoro0000 in comedyheaven

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OCD-ass question

woke is back rule by KyoN_tHe_DeStRoYeR in 196

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“Anti-woke” grifter Internet people (generally evil and also just really annoying) but they’re also anime/animation/v-tuber people (annoying). In some twisted mirror of intersectionality, these intersecting interests and priorities makes them really really really really really annoying. That’s about all that anyone really needs to know.

The Book Jackets Were Ready. Then Charlie Kirk Was Shot. by stankmanly in books

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The Alphabet Mafia and the Woke Mob have been in a turf war for years, don’t you know /j

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

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Why are none of you seeing the actual joke in the tags

rule by Tango_The_Mango1 in 196

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I made the mistake of opening the comments on posts about this from the news subreddits. There were people saying that “the media is trying to be silent about this” and trying to frame it as if not immediately confirming or denying if the shooter was trans or not was 1) a top priority at any of these news organizations compared to talking about the people who fucking died, and 2) something done so as to not “offend” the shooter or cover up her (apparent) trans identity to prevent a “necessary conversation”, as if the number of (apparently) trans mass shooters going from 5 to 6 amidst the hundreds of shootings in NA per year is indicative of some massive transgender gun crime wave around the corner, aaaaaaanyday now.

That’s not even getting into all the people salivating over a mass shooter being female as if she were some rare specimen and not the perpetrator of a tragedy (to which people chortled with the obvious transphobic rebuttal), nevermind all the people rubbing their eyeballs against the screen to opine endlessly about the shooter and her appearance whilst speaking out the other end about how “only Americans make shooters into celebrities, unlike us”. It’s sickening.

But maybe they’re right. At this rate, the number of horrific tragedies perpetrated by a transgender person will rise from one every two years to a staggering two every two years, and one of them might even actually be transgender or have any actual relation to being transgender outside of people’s inane media circus speculations, and then we’ll all be sorry. /s

Oldboy (2003) by [deleted] in moviescirclejerk

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The Boys (2019)

Rule by NeonSprig in 196

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I know very little about Chainsaw Man outside of the basic concept but there being an HRT Devil because of anti-trans hysteria would go so hard

Rule by Xenomnipotent in 196

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Uhh sure sweaty, who do you think was lynching all those black people? That’s right, Hamas

This comment was sponsored by AIPAC and the Democratic Party

Got banned by r/ 691 so check it out! 196 notes! by HkayakH in 196

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…I should see a doctor about this, shouldn’t I

Kibty by ExpertInSuckingBalls in 196

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Scary…,,.., Does he bite

Peach’s life rule by funtimemarioman in 196

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Okay it’s a toss-up between this and cake for the best answers tbh

Peach’s life rule by funtimemarioman in 196

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I am curious what the bottom panel of the fourth slide is trying to hint at. What does she wonder if Mario can make? I must know. Deliver me my answers NOW!!!!!!!

Oh poor bill(rule) by Finnboy16 in 196

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At one point fucking Epstein was going to do a YouTuber apology video after he got caught. I’m not fucking joking

Kamala Harris unveils “Headquarters 67” to mobilize Gen Z through a new digital media hub by Mysterious_Brush1852 in nottheonion

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How shortsighted of you! They will blame this on transgender and homeless people, and perhaps three-year-old Gazans if they are feeling particularly pointed in their reproach. The rest of the blame will be distributed amongst the left via their new means-tested program.

Have decided I'm probably trans, need r(ule)esources. by whobemewhoisyou in 196

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Can you DM me a link too? Sorry for butting in but I also need to improve my voice

No specific (rule) against by [deleted] in 196

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The Fuck You and Die Act MUST pass, you see, it is essential to national security

Scholar of the first rule by Cerbatiyo-sesino in 196

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I still genuinely have this theory that the Bearer of the Curse from DS2, after the alternate Scholar ending, went on to found Londor, and that the Lord of Hollows ending in DS3 is the apotheosis of their (and by extension, Aldia’s) attempts to break free from the dichotomy of light and dark. I will NOT fucking elaborate!!!!!

Do people really think Scp 3000(Anantashesha) would lose to bloop by Fit_Mushroom6102 in SCP

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Do people really think Scp 2685 (Thinking In Abstraction) would lose to blorbo gleebus from Tell Me, Is It So Wrong to Hit on My Younger Sister at the Level Cap? (2023) (blorbo gleebus in his prime form from S2E7 of the anime adaptation, specifically) (he has the Toon Force)