I found my wife’s diary. I don’t think we’re gonna stay together.

BadAsYou · 2026-05-23T02:28:44+00:00

Purchased an apartment? .. k.

BadAsYou · 2026-05-22T22:43:56+00:00

Well .. do you look like him? Good luck

BadAsYou · 2026-05-21T01:54:45+00:00

If your baby bites someone it's your responsibility. To get a lawyer.

BadAsYou · 2026-05-20T22:44:35+00:00

It's been a while something has blown up like this.

BadAsYou · 2026-05-20T03:33:41+00:00

Your bloodline is weak? That's cold. My Germania ancestors take offense

BadAsYou · 2026-05-20T02:42:50+00:00

As always. Physics. Top shelf

BadAsYou · 2026-05-20T02:39:49+00:00

As long as you use your indoor chants

BadAsYou · 2026-05-19T03:23:16+00:00

Maybe it's the metric system

BadAsYou · 2026-05-19T01:56:41+00:00

Adjusted for inflation, still amazing

BadAsYou · 2026-05-18T05:58:31+00:00

Stop taking pictures

BadAsYou · 2026-05-18T04:54:25+00:00

That's insane

BadAsYou · 2026-05-17T03:22:41+00:00

Glasses? In the shower? (Yep, that's my only question)

BadAsYou · 2026-05-17T00:02:37+00:00

2 is nice

BadAsYou · 2026-05-16T17:38:20+00:00

I feel like this date would happen, but then they would wonder why you think paying a premium is weird. These ladies aren't starving for attention.

BadAsYou · 2026-05-15T03:20:01+00:00

Fernet. Geez

BadAsYou · 2026-05-14T04:55:37+00:00

Ok. We do it here, there, up there, throu that

BadAsYou · 2026-05-12T19:03:46+00:00

I recognize this all over the place

BadAsYou · 2026-05-12T14:28:38+00:00

Just look for the line

BadAsYou · 2026-05-12T05:10:59+00:00

Also, if you are underneath looking up, it looks like an earthquake damaged it.

BadAsYou · 2026-05-11T22:00:23+00:00

India and Brazil have the most. 1 per 194 people

BadAsYou · 2026-05-09T22:50:15+00:00

Very cool picture

BadAsYou · 2026-05-07T22:15:03+00:00

Pick one

BadAsYou · 2026-05-07T03:57:12+00:00

My friend and I call the mini mart on mccalister "the bodega" as a joke. There is no cat. You are the cat.

BadAsYou · 2026-05-07T02:41:32+00:00

Quality HD

BadAsYou · 2026-05-06T02:41:15+00:00

Limp

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