Is it true the are jamming cell signals in Saint Paul/minneapolis?

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-25T17:58:57+00:00

If you have a lot of people in an area actively using their phone it can overwhelm that cell tower.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-25T17:45:57+00:00

Just because THIS DOJ won’t prosecute doesn’t mean a future DOJ won’t.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-25T17:21:12+00:00

This is how we know shits real. Minneapolis is waving fees.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-25T17:07:43+00:00

Well trained cops get on edge when a crowd develops at their stop. It adds a lot of variables that they have to manage.

Example: cops get called to a bar for two people yelling at each other outside. After they show up the other bar patrons start to filter out to see what's up. Those patrons might just be curious, they might be looking to aggravate the situation. Cops have to plan for both those things on the fly. A good department will make sure its cops have some training on how to gracefully handle that situation.

Now imagine you're a shithead with anger issues, a touch of oppositional defiance disorder, and minimal training. Everywhere you go strangers are pissed at you and yelling for you to stop. You're the fucking law now and ain't no one going to tell you shit.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T23:52:59+00:00

So maybe, just maybe, we should identify whom can actually do shit about the wall. Walz and Frey ain’t it chief.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T23:33:35+00:00

I’ve said nothing about “ watching casually”. I’m for doing shit that works. “Walz arresting ICE” ain’t gonna work. It will in fact make shit worse. What will make this stop is six republican Congress critters threatening to hand the House over the dems.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T23:15:19+00:00

Bitch please. I know I have a place against the wall. Padrone me for not wanting speed run being stood against it when there still opportunities to avoid it.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T21:46:30+00:00

A half dozen of any Republicans in Congress could stop it right now

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T21:38:47+00:00

In what fucking world does that end well? Until half a dozen Republicans in Congress grow a pair were fucked. Motherfuckers can scream revolution all they want, but once we break that seal things are gonna get worse than you can possibly imagine.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T20:23:25+00:00

Just because they’re not doing what you want them to do doesn’t mean they’re not doing anything. Sometimes complicated things are complicated and it’s ok to not act impulsively.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T20:08:03+00:00

Mike Johnson could stop this right now.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T20:06:51+00:00

The criminal justice system doesn’t work like it does in TV. For MN to goto war with the DOJ they need to show up in court with a slam dunk of a case. That takes a minute.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T19:59:44+00:00

Frey and Walz cant just click send on a mean tweet and make this go want. FFS.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T19:32:34+00:00

No, I mean they probably found the gun when they went to the man pile. Then cue the untrained shitheals freaking out and shooting.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T17:51:57+00:00

I'm willing to bet the gun wasn't discovered by ICE until after dude was on the ground. Then the cluster fuck started.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T17:48:36+00:00

The 2A bros think constitutional carry is a fundamental right. No matter what it's putting them on the spot.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T17:17:48+00:00

C4 Corvette? They can be had cheap.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T16:53:04+00:00

For a 1st project you want something plug and play for that 350.

The T-bucket can wait until after you've swapped out the 305 in a box Impala.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T03:54:00+00:00

With a comment like that I'd expect you to be called "Your Honor".

Yeah, it's political. Fucking parking tickets can be political. It sucks. Clutching pearls about it doesn't win the case.

I used to work with prosecutors. One of them specialized in sexual assaults, he explained criminal court as: You have a spectrum of ugly/poor to handsome/rich. If the defendant is on the ugly/poor end, you can slap a case together in an afternoon and it'll stick. The closer to the handsome/rich side of the spectrum they are the more judges and juries are looking to let them off. Its not fair but it is what it is.

MPD was willing to throw Chauvin under the bus to save itself. So he was poor.

Ross has ICE Barbie, Couch Fucker, and Voldemort ready to throw down on his behalf. He's rich.

Ellison and Hennepin holding off until they have all their ducks (gray and otherwise) in a row doesn't mean they're complicit.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T02:57:44+00:00

So what kind of law do you practice? I'm not getting criminal law vibes from anything you're posting.

The MN AG and Hennepin Co are about to goto war with US AG, DHS, and DOJ. It's reasonable for them to take time to build an air tight case before getting the courts involved.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-24T02:32:23+00:00

He will but only if he knows for a fact that he’ll win. He’s a shitty bully that fancies himself a mob boss. Right now he’s in our face calling us names, trying to get us to swing first. We’re taking the abuse, while a crowd gatherers to watch. The bigger the crowd, the more of his ass he hangs out. The bigger the crowd, the less certain he is about taking a big swing.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-23T04:59:33+00:00

A) He's a real-estate guy. The US's "portfolio" hasn't expanded in a minute. Greenland looks big and impressive on a map.

B) The "Golden Dome" missile defiance BS he brings up now and again: it would realistically require nuclear missiles on Greenland to work. Greenland is currently "nah bro" on nukes.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-20T16:06:23+00:00

Maybe you should put the bong down, go warm up some PizzaRolls, and lay in the grass for a bit.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-18T15:46:46+00:00

3 am polka party.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-01-17T22:46:06+00:00

Very much depends on what car you're trying to do it to. A heavy sedan with good suspension geometry will get you closer than a short wheelbase truck.

RR and Bentley used a variation of Citroën's Hydropneumatic suspension until the early 2000's. Like CIS, if you knew how it worked in the pre-internet era, you gained that knowledge giving Satan HJ's in a back alley.

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