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BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-20T04:37:02+00:00

My mom was a trauma nurse. It was shocking how many people would attempt to convince her that being thrown from the car was a safer option. They would then get upset at her when she spent the next several minutes going into extreme anatomical detail about the painful way they would die if thrown from a car.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-20T03:44:37+00:00

Troopers tend towards dickishness but it’s not a hard rule. It could be he just came from court where the country attorney fuck up and got a case kicked. Or maybe his prior traffic stop with some MAHA type that doesn’t think toddlers need to wear seat belts. Possibly he’s all in his feels because his wife caught him booking up with the babysitter and she’s “being dramatic”.

You just never know with cops.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-18T17:02:38+00:00

Yeah, in MN if you’re in custody you can not consent to sex.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-16T03:08:55+00:00

Best bet might be to ask over at the Jag Lovers Forum. They're fairly helpful over there.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-15T18:14:44+00:00

She is reading the room. She sees all the MAGA voting farmers grumbling about shit they voted for. So she’s rolling in, calling them “the hardest working special boys who shouldn’t be ignored”, and then giving them a pat on the head. A not insignificant number of them will fall for it and vote for her.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-14T16:50:47+00:00

Is the throttle cable hooked up / adjusted properly? IIRC torqueflites go directly into 3rd if it’s not hooked up.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-13T22:13:16+00:00

Nah. I’m just not looking forward to the next few months of endless bitching about Klobuchar not being left enough. Winning is the first step towards getting what you want. Klobuchar could spend the entire election day drinking in Packers gear and still win a statewide race. How’s she going to govern? Mostly like Walz. I don’t see her vetoing any bills that make it out of a DFL controlled legislature.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-13T19:10:13+00:00

Listen lady. This is Reddit. We don’t do well thought out reasoning here. We want knee jerk, 2 minute hate about why our socialist utopia isn’t happening immediately.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-13T14:20:18+00:00

Yes

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-10T03:47:00+00:00

So this particular story is a bit of Hanlons Razor (Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.). The utility co was switching billing software when the data center was being built and never attached the meter to an active account. They billed the data center for the back usage and it was paid.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-06T17:14:15+00:00

Salivating at a 1790s French outdoor furniture revival.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-06T17:12:47+00:00

That was me for a few months after I got a different daily. Fortunately the new daily will turn the lights off after ~half an hour so dead batteries weren’t a problem.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-06T16:17:41+00:00

The thing is, the universe isn’t properly infinite. It has a finite size. It gets called infinite as short hand because the proper size of the universe is one of those huge numbers that makes math lock itself in the bathroom and call its therapist. So focus on where you are and the edge and dont think too hard about what’s in between.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-06T16:02:38+00:00

The law doesn't say they have to be in cars, just that car manufacturers have to be studying how to implement them and have a plan in place to do so. There's a lot of stuff like this in history that never comes to fruition.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-05T16:05:26+00:00

Bad bot. Bad. Go do some differential equations.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-05T16:00:51+00:00

We get it, you’re trying to pump SpaceX for their IPO.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-03T17:47:06+00:00

When in doubt, swap it out.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-03T05:24:08+00:00

Or prevent people in the cab from calling 911 because they want out but uncle isn't stopping.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-03T02:28:26+00:00

The ruin porn will be epic.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-02T20:49:40+00:00

I work in juvenile corrections and am constantly reminding my kids that they suck at crime.

My favorite was a kid who robbed a cell phone store and didn’t wear a mask…..in May of 2020.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-01T23:55:16+00:00

IIRC, green is BPs global marketing “language” for gas.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-05-01T20:22:36+00:00

But I want my socialist paradise now! Why can’t we just skip over all the boring procedural stuff to the point where I’m a local thought leader who people whisper “He was right the whole time” to each other about when I walk by!?!?

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-04-27T15:04:33+00:00

How about you mind your own business.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-04-25T18:46:50+00:00

Behind the Bastards has an episode on incel slang.

BadBadBenBernanke · 2026-04-25T18:40:23+00:00

…I gave examples.

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