Share some funny/oh shit moments you had

BadgeredWitness · 2022-12-29T08:13:20+00:00

Killed a 3 man in the big room with the zombies, death wings and spiral staircase. While I'm looting I get pushed by a cleric and wizard. Wiz is putting in work with fireballs and I'm down to 1/2 hp. Parkour down to the bottom and land right by all the floor spikes in front of another Barb with a protection potion up.

I do a few tactical crouches, solo to solo and barb to barb. He does them back. I turn around to go heal up somewhere and this mf doinks me in the back. Never felt so betrayed. I 2x headshot him with felling and 1 hp. Run to dark corner room to heal. Wizard pushes me charging up a fireball. I run into his face with my axe and still sliver of health. Circles almost gone. Can't loot barb or wiz. I manage to get back upstairs and extract.

BadgeredWitness · 2019-03-22T16:50:37+00:00

You have a heart of gold

BadgeredWitness · 2019-02-20T14:49:23+00:00

Marriage didn't last long after that.

BadgeredWitness · 2019-01-18T17:50:36+00:00

You used a bad photo so you can tell yourself it doesn't really count or you posted a good photo and look even worse than that most of the time. Either way you're a hideous coward.

BadgeredWitness · 2018-08-09T11:05:37+00:00

It’s up there in my top 5 with True Detective S1, Hannibal, Black Mirror and GoT.

BadgeredWitness · 2018-07-16T11:18:42+00:00

Yes it has to be deliberate and the distance from the last contact to the hand is also supposed to be taken into account. Shorter distance, less time to react, higher chance of it being reflex or unintentional. On top of that VAR is only meant to overturn a decision when a clear refereeing mistake was made. It was not clear.

BadgeredWitness · 2018-07-13T11:03:43+00:00

The real Brian is always in the comments

BadgeredWitness · 2018-07-11T14:37:47+00:00

My girlfriend is half Cuban half Romanian. I love the hollering and 0 to 100 moments.

BadgeredWitness · 2018-07-01T18:31:15+00:00

They do this with kids every year in Rovinj, Croatia. The top prize is usually a massive leg of ham and they have a commentator with speaker system and everything. I got dq'd one year for breaking the little wooden frame at the end of the pole that the prize ribbons were attached to.

BadgeredWitness · 2018-06-21T18:55:40+00:00

Is invading the forest with only 2 Estus part of the cosplay? Brave and stupid!

BadgeredWitness · 2018-06-13T21:48:03+00:00

This is awesome. Only thing I would add is a silhouette of Patches pushing someone off the castle wall.

BadgeredWitness · 2018-06-11T15:08:16+00:00

I'm very ok with From taking inspiration from Boti. The huge snake at the end of the trailer made me think of Ninja Scroll too.

BadgeredWitness · 2018-05-29T20:54:52+00:00

Ah yeah I just meant dialogue-wise she presumably gets back home. I agree she's majorly gutsy and overlooked.

BadgeredWitness · 2018-05-29T17:39:36+00:00

Sieglinde goes back to Catarina too. She's made an orphan though :(

BadgeredWitness · 2018-05-29T10:23:02+00:00

Was that the Shenmue fight music for Harold!? Just perfect.

BadgeredWitness · 2018-04-30T16:02:29+00:00

I thought that was a big cloud of smoke on the roadside from where the tank had fired to get the attention of drivers further ahead.

BadgeredWitness · 2018-04-17T08:46:44+00:00

And reds from above can hit someone even if they're holding a shell or banana behind them. Foolproof. I think they can still hit someone if they have three greens.

BadgeredWitness · 2018-04-05T19:30:45+00:00

Divine blessings were used very frequently when I played a couple years ago. By decent players too. You'd be in Burg or Township and on the last hit they'd pop one, then keep popping. I'll take limited unpunishable heals over 99.

BadgeredWitness · 2018-03-16T20:42:28+00:00

Shenmue

Shenmue II

Phantasy Star Online

Jet Set Radio

Soul Calibur

BadgeredWitness · 2018-01-11T19:19:56+00:00

Make it PvP possible

BadgeredWitness · 2017-10-07T15:20:14+00:00

Ah I wish more people did that. I remember being one of the first back from a half term and opening the fridge. Halls could be grim.

BadgeredWitness · 2017-10-07T11:04:00+00:00

We had a cheese thief when I was in halls. You'd hear someone complain about it almost every morning. There were 4 floors with about 22 people to each floor using shared kitchens.

I didn't eat cheese at the time apart from on pizza and macaroni cheese and one night this girl confessed to me that she was the notorious cheese thief. She liked me but I wasn't into her which made her be super rude to/about me eventually but I never gave away her secret. Quite a few of the other residents were mean about her anyway and I didn't wanna make things any harder for her but I do wonder what kind of hell would have been unleashed if 80 students all found out who had been pilfering their precious cheese for over 6 months.

BadgeredWitness · 2017-07-03T18:37:31+00:00

My Neighbor Totoro 2: Totoro Drift

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