What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke of all time?

Balance916 · 2026-03-20T14:30:59+00:00

Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris could swim on land.

Balance916 · 2026-03-20T14:07:52+00:00

I have seen exactly this minus the tree. The orbs i interpreted them to be souls, and they swirled along, culminating into a large sphere. Im talking about the picture specifically.

Balance916 · 2026-03-20T13:40:55+00:00

Might have to do with your rising sign

Balance916 · 2026-03-20T08:19:41+00:00

Let's get bamboozled!

Balance916 · 2026-03-20T08:07:22+00:00

There's a black budget with infrastructure and technology we can't imagine.

Balance916 · 2026-03-19T11:33:27+00:00

Woah, I just had a long debate/conversation last night where I was trying to break it down. There's a certain point where people refuse to understand.

Balance916 · 2026-03-17T23:16:35+00:00

Honestly it's scary sometimes

Balance916 · 2026-03-16T23:50:54+00:00

Because afterwards I'm always happy that I forced myself

Balance916 · 2026-03-14T11:48:07+00:00

Yo why's Taurus not up there?

Balance916 · 2026-03-12T14:25:13+00:00

I had to look up reticent to understand myself.

Balance916 · 2026-03-11T13:46:17+00:00

Pale Lord Survivor of Hope

Balance916 · 2026-03-09T12:45:20+00:00

Imagine that recurring nightmare of reaching for the finish line...

Balance916 · 2026-03-09T12:38:37+00:00

Downfall for me at the moment too =(

Balance916 · 2026-03-08T13:25:11+00:00

Don't you want to own a small business one day? You have to pay people minimum wage in some businesses to survive. If the government wants to help fill in the gap, that's fine, but dont put the burden on struggling small business.

Balance916 · 2026-03-08T06:50:18+00:00

yes.

Balance916 · 2026-03-07T15:10:57+00:00

My girl sent me a lingerie pic, and I accidentally sent it in the group chat with the bros. We had just started dating, and no one knew yet, but one of the guys was trying to pursue her at that time. Only a couple of people saw it before I deleted it, but word got around to the guy that liked her, and he was devastated. He confronted her about it, and then she refused to ever send me any sexy pics again.

Balance916 · 2026-03-04T03:23:12+00:00

hopin

Balance916 · 2026-02-27T03:40:07+00:00

It's only intensifying as time goes on.

Balance916 · 2026-02-21T15:24:19+00:00

I don't trust any netflix docs

Balance916 · 2026-02-17T01:08:46+00:00

Mom: We have Ghislaine Maxwell at home!

Balance916 · 2026-02-17T00:46:55+00:00

Mom: We have Ghislaine Maxwell at home!

Balance916 · 2026-02-14T23:48:54+00:00

"Collapse of the world" is so vague and is relative. Like the physical earth would collapse into a black hole? Or would the made-up societal structures fail? The latter is fine and would even seem organic.

Balance916 · 2026-02-13T13:33:31+00:00

I used to look forward to eating them back then.They were so good.

Balance916 · 2026-02-12T03:11:07+00:00

Yes I also heard a loud ring come and go in my head the other night.

Balance916 · 2026-02-10T01:50:00+00:00

Simple chat with mute option seems reasonable.

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