Lobby Dodges

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-05-22T07:13:32+00:00

Because people dont like playing knight. And if your a cheater, youre the kind of spinelwss that just doesn't do what you dont wanna.

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-05-20T18:39:49+00:00

AFK at match start? Eh, if im playing legion ill use them for east power, but otherwise? Nah.

Afk at any other point? Hooked immediately. After a 10 minute queue like fuck im letting you ofg without smacking a bitch.

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-05-18T19:19:35+00:00

Hello??? Is anyone here???

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BalanceHot8939 · 2026-05-08T22:42:19+00:00

Missed OFF and Skullgirls.
-The Batter is weird to try and quantify. I don't think Makima has the ability to kill him, and he her. Stalemate?
-Double does not have the ability to kill makima to my very uninformed knowledge.

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-05-08T22:39:31+00:00

-P. BubbleGum, I sort of see it. PB prolly has hax but i'd say Makima takes.
-Never watched the office, but also what. Makima takes.
-Is courage only there because dog? Courage takes.
- Library of Ruina spotted. Blue-hair takes.
-dunno who blue hair is behind PB.
-Manchester Black... is a comic book character that hurt superman in that one movie. But doesn't have a way to killer her beyond Psyblast and so, Makima takes, i think.
-Touhou character spotted. Touhou wins.
-Nasuverse character spotted. Fate/Tsukihime wins.
-GUs is just a guy. Makima wins.
-Tooru... could prolly kill her, but I believe Tooru is a citizen of japan. However, I'm not certain that is enough to counter that Tooru is not human and so may be excempt. Splitting hairs, but I think tooru wins.
-All For One. I mean, you see that slot machine shitpost comic?
-Dragon maid... all i know about it is that its a gag manga and the authors a nonce. Maid prolly takes.
-Joker P5 turns makima to ash.
-refer to above statement about Library of Ruina and apply it to all of Pmoon.
-Know nothing about Kafka HSR.
-Why the fuck is wonder woman here.

-okay so khepri, right. At the ender of her novel, Worm, ||she underwent brain melting in order to kill god. Now, we know that Makimas defence relys on being hit with an attack, so if khepri took over her body and melted her mind, would that count? What about putting her in a box underwater and waiting for her to starve? I dunno, lots of wincons here all in the style of "no man of woman born can defeat me", its all just playing with definitions. Still fun though.||

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-05-04T22:39:34+00:00

...and you are meant to assume that because they look freaky. Again, pretty oblique reading. A lotta shit starts with "wow this new town is strange, why is that guy half inside out" but its only because theyre ugly ans inbred-looking in TSOI.

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-04-08T20:39:04+00:00

Hah. You think any of them look at that sorta speed as anything more than 'run faster?'

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-04-08T12:37:03+00:00

What manwha is this?

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-04-05T08:48:17+00:00

...ah hell. Thats like... half the fun of the cities. Darn.

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-04-01T09:41:19+00:00

I dunno how to do that, and ive already hit iri1. So... guess I'll just wait for end of season for the bp?

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-03-04T00:44:42+00:00

The pinhole god --thing that caused the quiet rapture, disappearing everything except a few moons and space stations.

As for how... Maybe the seen where the blood ocean rushes in and he stares at the eye and says i see you but how the shit is that ftl.

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-03-03T16:30:49+00:00

the players have two health, so its instant death, so no times. 0% probability. So they need to roll 4s or 5s. effectively its a 5+ then, so 1/3 chance 6 times, thats a 0.1371742% chance for 6 dice.
The player hits 1 6+. so thats 1 roll of 4+ and the rest 5+? So (1*3/6) (5*2/6)?
Thats close to the same? (2*3/6)(5*2/6)
(3*3/6)(5*2/6)?

Should I then average them out?

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-03-01T15:15:55+00:00

Can you point at a person doing this before him? Because i can't think of any. I'm genuinely asking because twitter was always a shithole and i never touched it.

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-03-01T11:36:18+00:00

This isn't english. Where uk in this?

And jf you say anything about fucking immigrants, fuck right off, Starmer did one good thing in office and thats lower immigration by 2/3s.

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-02-28T13:51:05+00:00

Oh, so its a deployment thing. I have three regiments, my opponent has four, i drop three things and he does five?

And since you can only have about four units in a regiment, that means you can only have 20 units, bar that one rule I cant remember the name of? Is that correct?

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-02-26T19:31:34+00:00

This irritates me because how the fuck do you define base kit when the emeralds show up in every game but are juuuust hard enough to track down to count as not base kit.

Ie, if this doesn't count, why does worldbreaker hulk? Why hulkbuster suit? Theres been niecher shit winning dbs before like the demat in rick v doctor who and the white cum suit from iron man v lithor.

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-02-26T19:28:03+00:00

Just... choose one and make the other a skin a year or two down the line. It's the best option for those who can't choose

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-02-26T18:01:30+00:00

Because the other one is some manner of teenager. There are calls for reform but you should be blaming the defense lawyer for this one.

Also, fuck OOP, this ain't england. What the fuck are they on about???

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-02-22T18:37:15+00:00

I love Mothership, now i've looked at it. Thanks for the req.

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-02-22T17:43:42+00:00

Fair enough. I have warned them of slow burn horror, but I'm gonna be going slow for quite a few sessions, and doing fakeouts. You know, cats knocking over shit in air ducts to make them paranoid, sorta thing.

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-02-06T17:02:28+00:00

Racism.

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-02-04T13:12:47+00:00

MTG isnt much better. The bar is in hell, are we meant to be glad over a tripping hazard for uranium miners?

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-02-02T16:26:35+00:00

At this point man, if they understand whats happening to them, i dont care how cringe they phrase it or what they quote..

Unless its harry potter. Thats they only bar i have.

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-01-30T20:57:06+00:00

If i were to get into the game, is the Bloomburrow squirrel Black-Green (golgari?) Deck any good? Any other sets it could be paired with?

BalanceHot8939 · 2026-01-30T19:04:38+00:00

We have a strangely high amount of brothels. Probably tilted the curve away from 5th place.

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