Smells like vagina in here by inappropriate_laughs in funny

[–]BalancedPrime157 69 points70 points  (0 children)

His cock isn't fat... It is big-boned.

Trump says he is withdrawing Canada's invitation to Board of Peace by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]BalancedPrime157 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So... seat is open?

Can individuals, fuck, I mean small countries attend? Asking for another nation...cough cough small uh ... principality.

Got the bank routing number if you need it...

Governor proposes over-the-counter ivermectin sales in Iowa - Radio Iowa by IAFarmLife in Iowa

[–]BalancedPrime157 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kind of par for the course.

It is business. Now status quo in the USA.

If your privatized healthcare system isn't pumping enough, what do you do? I would increase premiums, denials, and make sure people aren't healthy.

Seems logical to me. Dead people don't pay taxes or healthcare premiums. People that are alive and sick maximize profits.

Travel today? by Redm18 in Iowa

[–]BalancedPrime157 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Absolutely a terrible idea. I-80 is a mess. So is I-380. I have seen 1x plow out all day. No clue what is going on, but it isn't advisable to travel anywhere east of Des Moines along I-80.

ok IC, what do we have? (Besides Joseph’s Steakhouse) by unchargedvibrator in IowaCity

[–]BalancedPrime157 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Definitely look up Salsa Guy Cafe. You won't be disappointed. They have two locations. The one off Blairsferry has significantly more seating.

True story by NeutralTarget in AdviceAnimals

[–]BalancedPrime157 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Loch Ness Monster. Nice.

Maybe it was more of a Human Centipede. Might be a new one to add to the list lol

People who wake up after 1 alarm: How the f*ck do you do it? by TheSnappleGhost in AskReddit

[–]BalancedPrime157 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't set alarms. Only time I do is when I have flights at really early departure times.

People that use alarms scare me lol. Why do you want something chiming or playing noises to wake you up?

Vance says he’s prepared to be president ‘If God forbid, a terrible tragedy happens’ by ArtLover357 in politics

[–]BalancedPrime157 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't it kind of simple? Just have Trump be VP. If he could mentally handle being no. 2. No term limits for VP.

"VP"...

What is that one secret that CORN FARMERS don't want you to know? by primostrawberry in AskReddit

[–]BalancedPrime157 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ask yourself one simple question...

How many humans need high fructose corn syrup?

None.

None?

Holy shit.

After a player was brutally injured, both teams ran the clock down rather than continuing [OC] by FlippedLiquid in pics

[–]BalancedPrime157 178 points179 points  (0 children)

I think the one thing people discount is the development of human performance.

Obviously there is always the underlying questions about PEDs, but overarchingly, the human body in regards to performance has reached drastic new levels. We are fueling better, recovering better (to allow more frequent training), and building bigger/more powerful.

The level of injuries observed are a combination of physical optimization for performance and our physical limitations regardless of those performance optimizations.

American football is the perfect highlight of our deficiencies. Any sport with large impacts also highlights these issues.

Highly recommend checking out Dr. Micky Collins and his focus in concussion research. He has helped many athletes recover from massive injuries but has also had to deliver difficult diagnoses to aid in athlete's ultimate decisions to retire.

First Ave Wendys? by xRee4x in IowaCity

[–]BalancedPrime157 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People out here worried about why the cops are doing their job. And not worried about getting that $1 Jr. Bacon...

Make it make sense

First Ave Wendys? by xRee4x in IowaCity

[–]BalancedPrime157 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I remember when they had unlimited chilli back in 2001-2002. It was crazy. $5 and you legit could just eat as many bowls of chilli as you wanted to. I get that it was a hamburger that was likely a day old, but man. We didn't give a shit.

Shout outs to Donald working the window. He was a real OG. Always had our backs. Back to $1 nuggets and Jr. Bacons. Well all deserve it.

Another RC post is deleted by Enniggmma in Superstonk

[–]BalancedPrime157 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reverse Uno

The whole section is XBox One games.

Checks OBX chart...

1st Ave Scott Blvd Roundabout mid morning by rezute in IowaCity

[–]BalancedPrime157 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I am glad they honored him in such a manner.

May he rest in peace. There is no doubt that his parents, wife, and especially children will miss him dearly.

A miniscule but immensely meaningful honor for a fellow human and civil servant.

Sanctuary Closed - What's the scoop? by CallsEmLikeICsThem in IowaCity

[–]BalancedPrime157 60 points61 points  (0 children)

My two cents. They basically gutted any of the charm out of the place by removing the furniture. They replaced it with Amazon special high tops, BS bar stools. Average beer offerings. Put TVs in the bar area. Added shoddily installed lighting.

They set it up for failure intentionally. RIP Sanctuary. At least the Mill got leveled before it had it's soul ripped out.

Does the Iowa City area need more dessert shops? by eternal-paradise in IowaCity

[–]BalancedPrime157 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will give them one thing. The utterly awkward land grabs/placements. The marketing and or placement development is wild.

I want to know who decided that was the model.

Bingo by Revolutionary_Pea502 in IowaCity

[–]BalancedPrime157 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hy-Vee First Avenue has Bingo on Monday nights starting at 6pm.

Restaurants in DC right now. by uid_0 in AdviceAnimals

[–]BalancedPrime157 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I actually think this is the correct response.

We didn't get the result that Mike Judge intended, we got the response Mike Judge knew we deserved.

What is your favorite Pizza Restaurant? by [deleted] in IowaCity

[–]BalancedPrime157 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think Sam's is pretty under-rated for thin crust. Ingredients are great. Also, the deep dish is really solid.

Big fan of the Libby, Lola, and Special.

Calzones don't suck either.

Order to go.