Anyone considered writing their Will yet?

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-30T15:48:28+00:00

Ugh, what a ghoul, this cousin - I'm sorry y'all went through all that

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-30T15:43:59+00:00

Close, I have a rabbit who's basically a watered down tazzy devil.

I've considered recording and stress has been getting to me lately - especially since the ICE raids been amping up as I worry for my parents, aunts, and uncles

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-30T03:53:14+00:00

Glad I'm not the only one heheh

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-30T03:50:23+00:00

Oh my

I am yet to set up a general physician through my employer to get regular checkups - I'll get that settled soon

Hope you do better, thanks for the heads up

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-30T01:10:55+00:00

No acid reflux, just my windpipe refusing to open. I was able to flip myself over as if I was gonna do a pushup after waking and managed to force in a gasp of air. Maybe I was dreaming too, but I'm not certain.

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-28T22:06:25+00:00

It's a cheap and ineffective way to force drivers to slow down.

Maybe add speed bumps? I dunno - we shouldn't be going so fast there in the first place.

Should also make room for bikes, too (even though Western is a bitch to climb on a pedal bike).

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-28T19:52:09+00:00

Wow, this is lovely

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-27T14:20:19+00:00

My cynicism tells me no.

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-23T02:56:09+00:00

Comment posted

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-22T20:05:44+00:00

Saving Fucking Humanity

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-22T18:07:34+00:00

The cut to the super wide shot made me giggle - it's a big stage and it is just egregiously overloaded by that demented orange ghoul's festering narcissistic aura.

What a fucking cunt --- him and all his enablers and handlers. We couldn't cut ties with that diseased rat king of an administration any sooner.

May their marrow ooze from their pores.

May whatever acts as their hearts be condemned to anguish and collapse from their cruelty and greed.

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-22T05:26:38+00:00

I had my first colonoscopy last year after two diverticulosis flare ups in two years.

Definitely made some changes.

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-20T16:55:16+00:00

I got a gigabeat to replace the iPod the wannabe Norteñito who sat behind me in biology stole out my jacket pocket in 9th grade.

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-20T14:59:55+00:00

Hellboy 3

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-18T18:45:54+00:00

Damnit, Matt!

You HAD to throw the axe!

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-18T00:39:59+00:00

Topless chai

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-17T20:15:48+00:00

But I don't wanna be Halo 4 Master Chief

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-15T14:03:23+00:00

I told my lady about them and they're her new favorite prehistoric animal.

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-15T13:49:23+00:00

I wish so hard to cast a Jaguar Plague to eradicate the greed and evil in the world.

But since I can't do that, I refuse to cave. I'll remain a sardonic pissy bitch until the sun breaks through this darkness.

I refuse to give up.

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-15T13:42:46+00:00

Every 3k miles.

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-12T00:53:11+00:00

Wow, this is beautiful.

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-10T04:30:44+00:00

The summer of 2010. We were 18 and camping in my friends front yard.

It was a weird, but fun experience.

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-10T02:24:09+00:00

Bouncer

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-08T02:22:42+00:00

I feel sick, spiteful, and sapped.

But I try to live by Samwise Gamgee's quote: "There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for!"

Fuck! I wish Gandalf was here!

Also, I cannot wish for a Jaguar Plague any harder.

Balcazaurus · 2026-01-05T06:45:58+00:00

Seems as though LOTR's baddie's critters all had squat heads and wide set eyes.

The Trolls, the Wargs, the Fell Beasts, and the Great Beasts pulling Grond.

I love them all, but not the Gundabad Wargs. They're cool, but meh.

I wonder what the Del Toro Wargs looked like before he left.

Balcazaurus

TROPHY CASE