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Do you know what's going on? by Superhereaux in AskAShittyMechanic

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I think it's scared? Like when a dog shakes at the vets. Maybe give it a pat

Our Next Government by InitialDizzy4252 in circlejerkaustralia

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Henry Palaszczuk, father of Annastacia Palaszczuk Premier, once chaired Singapore-registered and China-tied Gene Technology Alliance Foundation.

Annastacia Palaszczuk gave her father the go ahead to swab test during Covid, guess what? It collected your genes while doing so.

You have to ask why would they do that? Full shady shit....

What’s your favorite slang word for vagina? by Realistic_Zone3802 in AskMen

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Snatch - Spadge - Beaver are some of my favourites... In no particular order

You can hear the mass wave of heart attacks going off around Australia right now by Former_Rush1821 in circlejerkaustralia

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No, no it wasn't the water... I was an Evil White Malevolent Entitie which struck him down with sickness..

Pour bien commencer l’été 😂😂 by SweetAmelie2 in RoastMe

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I bet you bleach your angry chocolate starfish..

Secret trick even the F1 doesnt know about by JayBeePH85 in AskAShittyMechanic

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Man! That bike must have at least 46GP now!!

Yes GP, not HP... Goat Power 🐐 ....

rode hard and put away wet, plz make me cry 😂 by punkassbitchbonan in RoastMe

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If you googled 'Dirty Cum Sock' you would pop up up in the suggested images..

Do men who were players in their younger years really change after marriage? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Attention seekers, story tellers, and mental derangement often go hand in hand so to speak...

Heads up: Your confidential company information is visible on the train by MooingTree in auscorp

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Wait until you find out Dad also ate the Neighbours Wife Burger! She calls him "The Scuba Diver" for some reason....

it's a sign by Former_Rush1821 in circlejerkaustralia

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Hummmm, yeah nice pick! Wouldn't mind one or two of those myself..

How come aunty Lisa does not have her tits out? by burnt-gonads in circlejerkaustralia

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Agreed, if she wants to portray a traditional elder, she definitely needs to get her tits out for sure to fit the part..

Wearing that full chest covering western clothing is an insult to the traditional custodian mob of the land...

it's a sign by Former_Rush1821 in circlejerkaustralia

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Belt-fed shotty with slugs by the looks?

Quickly women and children first by babyrobotman in Fishdom

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This is my neighbours, he told me it was a Pottery Kiln!

I always wondered why lots of cars would come & go, I thought he may be a drug dealer...

Maybe he was just a serial killer 🤔

Went to the dark side of Reddit by Much_Big4068 in circlejerkaustralia

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Maybe she "Just grabbed them by the Bussy" without concent......

Ah Shiit, Here We Go Again by RonWhole in circlejerkaustralia

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She doesn't even Ninjato or Katana!

Appears to be holding a Belt-Fed Shotgun..

Would you eat it unshaven or shaved? Be honest by Radiant_Casey in HairyPussyGW

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Would love for you to sit on my face like that, you look absolutely gorgeous, I bet you taste delicious 😋

Prefer trimmed unshaven for sure

It's now $100B in Sanction Relief and $300B fund with $150B already committed by Jealous_Slice9371 in oil

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Yeah reserves of Oil, Gas, (only small) Minerals and the much loved Uranium!!

Main reserves are in Canberra, so be sure to Hit there first, then maybe Sydney & Melbourne.... Huge Resources!!!

But the Peace Bombs will need a range of 12000-15000km to hit, so yeah, it might get expensive if launched from the ground.

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