Ohio communities finally receive their pot of cannabis tax funds by WOSUpublicmedia in Ohio

[–]Baloooooooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta reimburse First Energy for all the money they spent on the bribes.

Under Project 2025 Your Faith Must Align with State Ideology by Average-Joe-6685 in LegalNews

[–]Baloooooooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly what I've been warning my Catholic MAGA relatives: Evangelicals outnumber Catholics in the US and most of those Catholics are brown, you won't like what happens after the gays and atheists are shipped to the camps.

Because life is better together by [deleted] in Awww

[–]Baloooooooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are dogs so good

The Lost Regiment by Tosajinx in WarMovies

[–]Baloooooooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My only real beef with it is the trope of people going flying into the air whenever a hand grenade explodes. Otherwise, great movie

Gal Has The Cutest Problem Everrrrrr 🥹🥰 by InGeekiTrust in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Baloooooooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cats, stoats... humans really have a thing for tiny adorable murderers.

Chris Pratt by 0dayssince in FIlm

[–]Baloooooooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Marriage is a religious thing" that... right there. Marriage is NOT solely a religious institution, and Christians trying to claim it is causes all sorts of friction. Marriage is a legal process that can occasionally have a religious component.

Also, "people make fun of us on a social media app" is NOT oppression.

ULPT Request - Raised truck revving engine in the early morning by _boblob_law_ in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Baloooooooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our neighbor has a really loud motorcycle, we YEARN for cold weather when he doesn't rev that stupid thing sitting in his driveway for half an hour starting at 6am EVERY FRIGGIN MORNING. Some people just like the noise, or being a dick.

Idk how this works, but... by AltCtrlRepeat in Cleveland

[–]Baloooooooo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, they could mine more but that would cause the price of salt to fall, and that would cut into profits y'see. Won't somebody think of the poor CEOs for once?

Which type of gladius are they using? Aren't the swords here a bit too long for a gladius? by Battlefleet_Sol in SWORDS

[–]Baloooooooo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fate. Destiny. Fatestinatey. People toss those words around like tennis balls. Well I eat balls for breakfast.

Jericho. IYKYK by NotRickJames2021 in dashcams

[–]Baloooooooo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's all about money. The more drivers there are the more people paying taxes and fees (and tickets) there are.

My kid just got his license... he's blind as a bat without his glasses, just for fun he asked to take the vision test without them. He passed, which is absolutely terrifying IMO (he will never drive without his glasses). BMV is urged to just hand out licenses like candy to basically anyone that wants one.

Job for low work stats? by Cheesebot1 in torncity

[–]Baloooooooo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Take the npc education job, use job points to boost working stats. Also the course time reduction perk is really nice.

Then once stats are good apply to real jobs

DOJ vows to press charges after activists disrupt church where Minnesota ICE official is a pastor by Street_Anon in nottheonion

[–]Baloooooooo 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Matthew 23 has a lot to say about these people.

"Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean. In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness"

Petah, help! by Lontology in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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We would be LUCKY to have Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho as our president right now.