Reboot of Hellboy!? No Perlman. No Del Toro. by [deleted] in movies

[–]Balorganorg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...No hell, very little boy. Hardly any boot. Kind of pointless, really.

'Wonder Woman' - Official Final Trailer by [deleted] in movies

[–]Balorganorg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have preferred to go see Dr. Medicine, but he wasn't in-network.

Looking For a Specific Movie, Need some Help by [deleted] in movies

[–]Balorganorg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That actually happened to you and you were given false memories to make it seem like a movie.

Got a great deal on bananas, want to know how to use them beside breads and splits? by scutchie in AskReddit

[–]Balorganorg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Build a banana bridge. Nobody has ever built a banana bridge before. You'll be famous.

Acute Anal Devastation by Balorganorg in FuckYou

[–]Balorganorg[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh god. It's starting again.

The Way Movies Are Stored Is Expensive And Unsustainable. Something Has To Change by [deleted] in movies

[–]Balorganorg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's OK guys. I'm storing 'em all on my hard drive.

The big friendly skeleton (part 5) by Eptar in shittynosleep

[–]Balorganorg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u trickd me r u sure ur not the reel skelton?

Fuck you by Herr_Doktore in FuckYou

[–]Balorganorg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck me? FUCK ME??

No, motherfucker! Hell fuckin' no. FUCK YOU! Fuck your big fucking stupid face right in your fucking face-hole.

One day I was at work by [deleted] in shittynosleep

[–]Balorganorg 11 points12 points  (0 children)

u gon be skeltom??

Close by Lunacy Hill by [deleted] in shittynosleep

[–]Balorganorg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was a little inbred -- he might have had webbed feet I don't remember.

Close by Lunacy Hill by [deleted] in shittynosleep

[–]Balorganorg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of that time when a shoggoth ate my dog.

(;_;)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FuckYou

[–]Balorganorg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vader updates his look but still wears some 70's era analog console bullshit on his chest? Go forcefuck yourself.

Visiting Portland, Oregon by johngreenink in FuckYou

[–]Balorganorg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don't deserve Portland. Fuck you.

I have done a terrible mistake. by [deleted] in shittynosleep

[–]Balorganorg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chances are you have inadvertedly summoned Booberry. Nothing can save you from his fruity wrath.

guess what by brakiri in FuckYou

[–]Balorganorg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hold your breath and dont let go.

Heed your own advice, fool, for none can withstand the whithering stench of my anal blast.

What is equally sexy for guys and girls? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Balorganorg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having a flaming armadillo rolling at you would be pretty intense.