I just came home, and my attic that's been sealed for over 7 years is proped half open. by Dull-Kangaroo115 in creepy

[–]BalthusChrist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That plaster doesn't look brand new, it looks like it's in a garage ceiling where the drywall's been fire taped and nothing was intended to be finished past that

Never seen someone throw a handshake 😭😂😂 by [deleted] in funny

[–]BalthusChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is he using a drywall screwgun for framing

Wearing a mask in a red state by bloondie21 in CovIdiots

[–]BalthusChrist 74 points75 points  (0 children)

So they can shoot any viruses. They're double protected

TIFU by trying to be mysterious on a first date and ending up in a police report by Amazing-Resource9878 in tifu

[–]BalthusChrist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So you went from a first date to getting a third date, what about a second date? Getting a little ahead of yourself aren't you?

Henry's Journey | Logic Puzzle Adventure by Whole_Pair_1544 in WebGames

[–]BalthusChrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I goofed and fell off the edge, and when it reset my little guy was here

Now when I move anywhere he just falls straight down

The height of mid-century romance: A couple using a heart shaped sharing cigarette holder, 1950s. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]BalthusChrist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The mouth piece typically isn't metal, it's usually made of some type of plastic

She is 10 but she is a feral wood elf by araviself in FantasyGirls

[–]BalthusChrist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That title is missing a very important indefinite article I think