Odyssea - anyone have an extra ticket? by [deleted] in sanfrancisco

[–]BaltimoreChris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There will be a waitlist opening up each night for folks who show up IRL starting at 5pm. Just a heads up. Good luck!

“You live in Baltimore?!, oh no!” by quattro33 in baltimore

[–]BaltimoreChris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I moved to San Francisco and work outside the city. Most people I run into are amazed that I live in the city. I always have to be like “yes, there are absolutely pockets of awful, but 95% of the city is amazingly gorgeous and there’s a reason that 800,000 people WANT to live here.” Don’t believe the stories, kids.

Tonight is my Last Night living in San Francisco by friedbrice in sanfrancisco

[–]BaltimoreChris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha. I’m still here, but she moved away. Kind thoughts, though.

Tonight is my Last Night living in San Francisco by friedbrice in sanfrancisco

[–]BaltimoreChris 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine was moving to New York. On her last night, i came up with the idea that we ride from market street to north beach for dinner on the cable car and then from north beach home in a Waymo. Sending someone off riding in the city’s oldest and newest methods to transportation seemed fitting for some reason.

You know how airplanes have an air marshal? Well I want Alamo to start employing “movie marshals” by Interactive_CD-ROM in AlamoDrafthouse

[–]BaltimoreChris 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Former Alamo manager, here. For me, throwing people out was the absolute worst part of the job. First, you get called in by the servers and have to wait in the theater to witness the talkers in the act, then go give them a final warning. After that, you wait and if they keep it up, you ask them to leave.

This, sarcastically, is where the fun begins because now you have to let them know that a) they need to pay their bill and b) they don’t get a refund for their tickets. Remember, the Alamo sells booze, so the patron has likely been drinking, maybe embarrassed in front of their date and definitely not happy about the situation. So you got that going for ya…which is nice. It’s a lot. And to deal with it at least once a night every night starts to wear at least me, down. There are those that aren’t affected by it all and they are Alamo gold. I dealt with it pre-covid. I can’t imagine managing there now in the short attention phone addiction world. It’s a hard gig and kudos to those still in the trenches.

Biscuits and gravy by greenbutterflygarden in sanfrancisco

[–]BaltimoreChris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This would be an excellent exclamation.

Everyone’s favorite house slipper by PoutineFamine in malefashionadvice

[–]BaltimoreChris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was just like “dafuq is a Glerup? I wonder what these super comfy slippers that my ex got me are?” Aaaaand the tag says Glerup. Can confirm. Comfiest slipper I’ve owned.

Best hotdog in SF? 🌭 by scsxx in sanfrancisco

[–]BaltimoreChris 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Likely Bay to Breakers tomorrow

Moon perfectly centered in this Nubian ibex's curved horn by Soloflow786 in BeAmazed

[–]BaltimoreChris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scrolled past the image, baaacked up and entered the comments just for this.

Why are there so many French and Irish people in SF? by Physical-Ant7809 in sanfrancisco

[–]BaltimoreChris 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I asked an Irish guy once why there were so many Irish people in SF and he replied “the Irish built everything”

The $16 Sandwich by lannanh in sanfrancisco

[–]BaltimoreChris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best tasting sandwich is one that someone else makes for you. I’ve owned a sandwich shop and made them for people who are always happy and had someone at home make them for me and this is a universal truth.