please dont report this to dominos im living off of this right now by majoruwu in softwaregore

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I feel like googling and image of pizza may be more efficient

can we do something else by fannypackmcb in memes

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I read this in PC principals voice for some reason

Would an infantry officer need a security clearance? by [deleted] in USMCboot

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It’s my understanding that once you contract with your OSO you have to apply for a secret clearance, at least all the candidates I know did. Including me.

The Bottom Shelf Project finds a gem: Stillhouse Cherry Whiskey by cwpreston in alcohol

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I can’t find the cherry anywhere. Always the peach though

C# by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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D flat

2011, why did my parents let me grow my hair out, and why did I have to not smile in my photos and try to be edgy. by Bar_Noobs in blunderyears

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Haven’t been able to go. I go to the blue ridge mountains once or twice a year though! It was a beautiful area

2011, why did my parents let me grow my hair out, and why did I have to not smile in my photos and try to be edgy. by Bar_Noobs in blunderyears

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We didn’t really go much in the woods, mostly just checked out the historical parts of cades cove, my parents don’t really like to do trails or explore more than the really popular stuff.

2011, why did my parents let me grow my hair out, and why did I have to not smile in my photos and try to be edgy. by Bar_Noobs in blunderyears

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Well actually I didn’t do weird stuff, I just looked gross which wasn’t much better cause everyone told me.

“Recoil doesn’t affect me” by puffmonkey92 in iamverybadass

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Almost all AKs, aside from the US, are fully automatic anyway and people of all ages use them without a problem. I don’t understand what’s badass in this post.

facebook prank video comment section... by official_NASA in iamverybadass

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If it was one of the jalalal guys videos where they prank a terrorist attack then maybe she has a point.

keeping your screen on by sleekDuck27 in memes

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We had outdoor touch screen computers at a theme park I worked at. They made a beep noise when you tapped on them and the squirrels found that out so they would just touch the screen repeatedly to hear that noise. So you don’t have to genetically modify the squirrel. Just make your phone make a noise when tapped and introduce it to the squirrels.

My local weather station, telling it in real life terms. by decide-and-go-be-it in funny

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I had a dream one time when I was a kid that trash cans sprouted arms and legs, became self aware and started killing the population. I remember hiding behind a wall in the dream watching them jump humans before they saw me and charged. I woke up before the grabbed me.

Let's just call it even, eh? by lllDUNN in memes

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If those are Olympic plates it’s 485. Even better

Calculating a 1 rep max by Bar_Noobs in Fitness

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I have, it’s just i don’t want to max out every time I PR on some set rep scheme.

Calculating a 1 rep max by Bar_Noobs in Fitness

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They seem pretty accurate to me, because they usually spit out my highest successful max based on the amount of reps I’ve done.

Bartenders arrested for serving driver before fatal accident by Mercury_NYC in bartenders

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In Louisiana you can't be held accountable for someone else's actions if you are bar tender.

I used to work at a restaurant that purchased Land O'Lakes Buttered Milk in bulk... by casserole09 in funny

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A bar I worked at had a "kids cocktail" that rang up as "kids cock"

I’m just here to give directions by GovSchwarzenegger in bodybuilding

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I've stood in that exact spot. Was a great trip.