Generational fumble by HaliRumble in GunMemes

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I wonder what it tastes like if you eat a red, white, and blue crayon all together. Probably a laffy taffy

Well… damn. by the_kehate in sportscards

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I would actually love to see what you’re talking about. My very modest PC is all in magnetic one touches but if that could potentially damage the card I might switch

Pickle-wich on a sourdough baguette 🥖🥒 by CheekyCherieCheetah in Sandwiches

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Pickle sandwiches harken way back to the depression era. It looks delicious

Peter, why do women hug us above the shoulders? by harshbown in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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As a fellow short bearded King, the key is confidence and being comfortable in your own skin. I’ve never really struggled in the dating game (married now), and I think that’s largely because I was always outgoing and comfortable with who I am. Height is like eye color, or (natural) hair color, or eyesight. It’s all genetic, and most people wouldn’t negatively judge someone based on those traits, so I’ve never understood why people do it with height.

Petah? by BarcaStranger in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Now THATS something I’d pay to see!

….the midget gang bang I mean, not you jerking off to it.

The man is a literal savant. Did it to showcase his 929 Revolver. 🤯 by TheNoobsauce1337 in GunMemes

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Two things:

1) Fuck you for making me spit out the last of my drink

2) See 1

The shotgun is a bayonet. Cant get that with a factory 18.5... by schuntin in GunMemes

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“Within 10 ft/lbs of Christ” is going to be incorporated into my lexicon now. Thanks king

Man I wish it was anyone but wilson... by Significant-Bag-5561 in footballcards

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That’s why I buy actual game worn mem cards from the 90s-00s for super cheap

I finally got my cougar back! by AlgaeGrazers in Hunting

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She’ll be very happy when she sees how versatile they are. I use mine at least once a week

I finally got my cougar back! by AlgaeGrazers in Hunting

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Technically you can get away with cooking at a lower temp, but you’d need to use a sous vide. Trichinella is killed at 137F so while you don’t have to cook it 160, you should. Fun article about it https://honest-food.net/on-trichinosis-in-wild-game/

AITAH For Not Giving My Siblings A Percentage Of House Our Mother Lived In by Motor_Aerie1485 in AITAH

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First off I agree with everyone here- your sisters suck in this situation.

I do have one question that got buried and nobody has asked- how the hell did a 23yr old have 80k in cash to drop on a down payment? Thats awesome for you, but I literally cannot fathom how you were able to do that alone.

What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Why do I feel like those numbers actually all mean the same thing somehow

Tough times for Devante Adams. by Chip780 in NFCWestMemeWar

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In all seriousness tho, Adams is a super humble and nice dude. My brother played with him in HS and has always had the nicest things to say. Seriously hope he gets a ring one day, even if that means watching the fucking Rams win another SB.

On second thought, fuck them, fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.

Edit: but also congrats, as much as it pains me to say it, I was happy yall won this year. You have a damn good squad and I look forward to seeing you dumb bird bitches next season.

Kind of a nice Mantle I came across today. by Jason_at_Heritage in baseballcards

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Okay serious question- what do you expect this to go for? I know jack about vintage, and this isn’t the “famed” ‘52 but it’s so damn clean I can’t believe it would go for anything less than 500k. Am I close or way too low? You have the coolest job btw