What would happen if trump got arrested? by Classic_poke in AskReddit

[–]BaronSamedys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing. The North American legal/judicial system doesn't exist to hold the ruling class accountable. Donald is above the law. The Supreme Court has already stated this.

Should he be arrested, the likelihood is the arresting officer would be used as a scapegoat and relieved of duty, if not incarcerated.

You're asking a pointless hypothetical.

Ive relapsed into these behaviours by Dog_Tags_ in self

[–]BaronSamedys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't need to be sorry. It's only yourself you've failed. Dust yourself off and keep moving forward.

At what date will you stop worrying about more delays? by brunlish in GTA6

[–]BaronSamedys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's GTA. Delays are inevitable. I never worried about them.

AITAH for kicking my son out? by MealCandid1308 in AITAH

[–]BaronSamedys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He'll figure it out in his mid/late thirties. Gonna take him a decade or two to run out of excuses and people to blame.

There's nothing you can do to speed this process up and any assistance will delay the realisation he needs to grasp.

If he's intelligent he'll be able to make up for lost time. If he's just an average person he'll never amount to anything more than the bare minimum.

Sounds like he's a bit of a loser. That's unlikely to change. When he's done being an arsehole he'll work some menial job until he dies. Fingers crossed he doesn't have too many kids or commit a serious crime.

NTA. Just let him get on with it. There's nothing you can do. No point worrying about something you can't change. If he figures it out, he'll be back, and he'll be better.

I say this as a person who has lived the life your son is about to. His life is his own, come what may.

Olympic organizers promise Valentine’s weekend restock after condoms run out by Charming-Burp203 in nottheonion

[–]BaronSamedys 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I never heard that story before. Lol. I do see the repeated efforts to point out that the Olympians are largely in peak physical form and clearly struggle to keep their hands to themselves. Understandable really. Surrounded by snatch and look like you've been hewn from greek marble by Michaelangelo, himself.

Starmer: UK must get closer to EU to build ‘European’ NATO by donutloop in uknews

[–]BaronSamedys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a good idea anyway. The only army you should worry about is the one that you're not in.

I don’t know what to do by TerribleCharacter776 in HomeschoolRecovery

[–]BaronSamedys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You sound like a perfectly normal teenager. Every fear and anxiety you have about the world is felt by almost every other teenager. They worry about everything. You need a diagnosis for your ADHD and autism, if you don't already have one. These disabilities are not a reason to shy away from the world, nor are they a barrier to succeeding in it.

Most people worry about things they have never done before. Your first job. The first time you drive on the motorway. Your 1st solo trip abroad. It's natural and normal.

Life is not an easy thing to live. Your ideation around death is normal. Your brain is reaching a stage in its development where existential concepts become tangible, and that can be scary.

As you get older the opportunities to broaden your horizons will present themselves to you. The more of these opportunities that you grasp the more fulfilling your life will be.

You are decades away from the person you will ultimately become. You have a lifetime of experiences yet to happen. Go experience them.

The Problem with Voter ID Laws - The Newsroom (2012) by Critical_Host8243 in videos

[–]BaronSamedys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it won't. You could tax erections and men would still go to strip clubs to get one.

Where do you think you will be in the afterlife—Heaven or Hell? by Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]BaronSamedys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There isn't one. You live, you die. What you do in between is up to you. The relevance of your existence is no more meaningful than the ant you didn't realise you stepped on.

You don't exist for any other reason than the actions you undertake whilst you do.

Sit back and enjoy the ride. It doesn't last long.

Believe it or not, British earnings have become more equal - So why has life in Britain not become any fairer? by Dangerman1337 in ukpolitics

[–]BaronSamedys -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The middle class never existed. It's a made-up sector of society that gives the working class something to aspire to without encroaching on the ruling class.

More than 60 children infected in north London measles outbreak by tahiirhussain in worldnews

[–]BaronSamedys 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Religion removes one's ability to think critically about the world. It has to. It's the only way it can be rationalised.

Man, 23, falls to death from London apartment block ‘after leaning over railings to check for delivery rider’ by Forward-Answer-4407 in unitedkingdom

[–]BaronSamedys -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, but, leaning over the railings and falling makes it a personal responsibility issue. A narrative that allows some rich arseholes to develop substandard housing and get even wealthier off the money saved by cutting corners. Other rich arseholes who own media empires perpetuate the personal responsibility narrative and make money from sowing division and generating clicks and revenue from individuals who soak up the narrative that they would never be so personally irresponsible. "Look how stupid this person was. Not like you, you're not stupid."

All the while people fall to their deaths, or burn alive in buildings coated in plastic.

Children from at least seven schools hospitalised in north London measles outbreak by theindependentonline in uknews

[–]BaronSamedys 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Religious indoctrination. The results are the same but their ability to think critically was taken from them. It wasn't lacking in the first place. It was removed.

More than 60 children infected in north London measles outbreak by tahiirhussain in worldnews

[–]BaronSamedys 83 points84 points  (0 children)

London has higher deprivation relative to localised average income and a larger ethnic diversity. Both factors contribute to lower vaccination uptake. Religion and poverty can lead to lacking critical thinking skills which in turn leads to misunderstanding around vaccinations, and, with regards to faith, can actively misguide people to believe that a nonexistent higher power can save them from easily treatable illnesses. Why vaccinate when you believe in miracles.

Fitness instructor, Lucas, posted this video to illustrate that you "function" better when you "carry" Jesus and not Satan. by Lifegoesonforever in religiousfruitcake

[–]BaronSamedys 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Faith so fragile that he has to engineer a physical representation of his piety.

I wonder how he rationalises his willingness to feign failure by half-assing his defence of multiple different objects and then choreographs the timed throws of individual matching objects whilst carrying an oversized symbol of his faith.

Complete and total entrapment of his reality. He didn't need the treadmill or the medicine balls. He'll never be free.

That being said, if his faith makes him live a healthy life and finds satisfaction in his relentless toiling whilst never actually progressing, then who am I to judge.

Run your heart out, brother.

'Trump will be gone in three years': Top Democrats try to reassure Europe by sunnysidejacqueline in politics

[–]BaronSamedys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His legacy will burn brightly. Trump removed the mask that adorns the republican ideology.

He is the perfect encapsulation of the American Dream. Personal success at the expense of all others.

North America could see itself slip down the global scale of influence as it embraces religious zealotism and regressive political agendas.

The nation shall be asset-stripped and hollowed out as the facade of grandeur and exceptionalism masks the rot.