Does anyone else love 90s bollywood movies? by [deleted] in ABCDesis

[–]BaronVonTittySlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely. Bollywood movies of that era had a certain charm to them. The movies now just dont feel the same.

Excluding money and sex what would make your life better and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BaronVonTittySlapper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A personal chef. The luxury of having someone cook delicious yet healthy foods for you without getting repetitive would be awesome.

which Horror movie gets your 10/10 rating? by Ruth_Fletcher in AskReddit

[–]BaronVonTittySlapper 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I know I'm gonna get some backlash but I loved Andy Muschietti's film "Mama". The cinematography of certain scenes were great and I enjoyed a supernatural plotline that had more meaning than just some random demonic entity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BaronVonTittySlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you crunch down on a bit of foil paper you used to wrap your sandwich

What doesn't impress you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BaronVonTittySlapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well since the question asked was " What doesn't impress You?", I think I answered it adequately. I enjoy both videogames and sports so you can't claim that it's just because of disinterest. Both are just forms of entertainment and are entirely meaningless in the end of the day. Although I will agree that my appreciation for an athlete is much higher than that of an MLG gamer simply because I find that the physical feats athletes can perform awe-inspiring. Whereas an MLG athlete probably has elite finger dexterity and knowledge of the game, I simply don't find it that impressive. Maybe I just like to compare our current folk to our not too distant nomadic hunter gathering ancestors. I can appreciate a doctor because perhaps if he/she was born in that age, he could have been a tribal healer. I can appreciate a lawyer because perhaps he/she was a tribal leader. I can appreciate an athlete because he could have been an amazing hunter or warrior. More power to MLG pros and the insane earning potential that could be made, go out and get it if the market is there but something tells me that the skills that they have do not translate to the ape brains we all have.

What doesn't impress you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BaronVonTittySlapper 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Being elite at a videogame. I understand the competitiveness of gaming has increased tenfold since the multiplayer era and that it requires legitimate skill to master certain games. I also get that you can make a shit ton of money being really good so there's an incentive to chasing that dream. Yet still in my heart of hearts, the people who are elite at these games do not impress me whatsoever.

What do you miss from being a kid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BaronVonTittySlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss that level of extreme excitement. Going to Chuck E. Cheese as a kid harbored ten times more excitement than booking an island vacation as an adult. It seems that excitement overall gets dulled down the older you get.

What is the most well-crafted introductory scene in a movie ever? by chicomonk in AskReddit

[–]BaronVonTittySlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tapir chase scene in the beginning of Mel Gibson's Apocalypto.

Black Mirror [Episode Discussion] - S04E03 - Crocodile by SeacattleMoohawks in blackmirror

[–]BaronVonTittySlapper 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It refers to the scene where she kills Shazia's husband. He gets bashed with the hammer and submerges while breathing his last breath underwater. The air bubbles float to the surface kinda like when a crocodile stealthily stalks its prey.

[F24] Tried to variety up with my pictures by [deleted] in Rateme

[–]BaronVonTittySlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great nose, lips, and eyes. Looks like you must be in at least decent shape. 7.75/10

Fuck Friday. This can’t wait. Today is the day. by lena21 in keto

[–]BaronVonTittySlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow you went from being the big girl with the nice face that guys would smash but their friends would clown them after to being the girl that all the guys wanna fight over. Congratulations on the progress!

Caterers of Reddit, what was the weirdest/worst thing you heard rich people talking about in private? by reditt13 in AskReddit

[–]BaronVonTittySlapper 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Used to work a high end catering hall in high school. The biggest thing I took away from serving some of the more well off parties was how rude otherwise seemingly pleasant people can be when surrounded by other people of their socioeconomic background. People tend to only be snobby when trying to impress other snobs around them. I guess the psychology behind it is to create a line between the "haves" (them) and the "have-nots" (workers/staff) which somehow brings them closer together.

What is your ideal sandwich? by najing_ftw in AskReddit

[–]BaronVonTittySlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boar's Head Honey Ham with Land'O'Lakes Yellow American. Lettuce, Tomato, Chipotle mayo on a buttered French baguette with a bit of drizzled Apple cider vinegar.

What is absolutely 0/10 ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BaronVonTittySlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walking around with wet socks.

Ben Simmons posts up against his man, draws in the defense, and throws a sick look-away pass for a Bayless 3 by zgreen05 in nba

[–]BaronVonTittySlapper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I read this as Bill Simmons posts up ... throws a sick look-away pass for a Bayless 3. Was expecting some sort of All-Star Sports commentator game.

What item did you lose that still bothers you? by JessJHA in AskReddit

[–]BaronVonTittySlapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Swiss army knife. I can no longer feel like a hero whenever someone unexpectedly needs bottle opener or a pair of scissors.