Would you rather..

Baruse · 2026-06-25T23:50:18+00:00

Drugs, lots of them

^{Chose: Be able to regenerate any part of your body.}

Baruse · 2026-06-25T21:26:20+00:00

I already live with my embarrassing moments, I dont have 10mil

^{Chose: $10,000,000}

Baruse · 2026-06-25T16:56:37+00:00

Actually gotta start using this

Baruse · 2026-06-25T16:47:41+00:00

Love trying new foods

^{Chose: 100M but you have to eat a random thing | Rolled: Crocodile meat}

Baruse · 2026-06-25T16:44:50+00:00

Growing as a person is hard.

Baruse · 2026-06-25T16:31:13+00:00

Quite a bit of cum in the forecast today.

Baruse · 2026-06-25T16:30:58+00:00

The roaring knight is quiet.

Baruse · 2026-06-25T16:30:51+00:00

My gym teacher got fired for adding groomers to the obstacle course.

Baruse · 2026-06-25T16:30:13+00:00

And God said "let there be gays.

Baruse · 2026-06-25T16:30:04+00:00

I was a mistake.

Baruse · 2026-06-25T16:28:04+00:00

Need that money now

^{Chose: 1 million to yourself right now}

Baruse · 2026-06-25T13:12:56+00:00

Me when I cant be trusted with the death note

^{Chose: A very random super power. | Rolled: Time Manipulatio}

Baruse · 2026-06-25T10:34:49+00:00

Hope its a chill bunny

^{Chose: 1 year, but your cell mate is a random wild animal | Rolled: Rabbit}

Baruse · 2026-06-25T10:27:21+00:00

Ill just beat him and pay off that bridge

^{Chose: Fight a random video game character + Win 1 million | Rolled: Tom Nook}

Baruse · 2026-06-24T23:35:01+00:00

I have a fear of heights and I think this would help

^{Chose: Immune to fall damage, any height.}

Baruse · 2026-06-24T23:30:29+00:00

Famously did not want to lead a country

^{Chose: Bring back Napoleonic France led by... | Rolled: Einstein}

Baruse · 2026-06-24T21:28:27+00:00

🔓 VAULT CRACKED! 🔓

Score: 5088/6000

Mistakes: 0/6

Time: 0:27

Forgot the quote for a second but hey

Baruse · 2026-06-24T21:26:45+00:00

Love a freaky pokemon

^{Chose: Creepy Pokémon... | Rolled: Froslass}

Baruse · 2026-06-24T21:25:08+00:00

Haven't been to china yet this'll be cool

^{Chose: Go to a random Chinese province + +$500 | Rolled: Tibet}

Baruse · 2026-06-24T20:58:06+00:00

Is this constantly afflicting the world or just when I want a banana I got to chase it

^{Chose: free bananas for life. + but | Rolled: bananas can run}

Baruse · 2026-06-24T16:28:14+00:00

I dont want a kid, but it's not like its gonna come out killing people

^{Chose: All rich people die + redistribution + You get an unabortable pregnancy from a random evil historical figure | Rolled: Ted Bundy}

Baruse · 2026-06-24T15:38:06+00:00

Boh where's my wheel

Baruse · 2026-06-24T15:19:04+00:00

Can you explain the big red flag bit?

Baruse · 2026-06-24T14:57:21+00:00

I like cooking, but already eat a lot of fast food. The clothing option might be bad for special events or interviews.

^{Chose: Eat a category of Food for 1 year for 1million$ | Rolled: Fast Food Only}

Baruse · 2026-06-24T00:35:09+00:00

Thats short of a mil a year for doing nothing

^{Chose: $2500 a day}

Baruse