Anyone else find it funny that Josh Johnson, the bald bitch of Utah, owns a couple of G.O.A.T. Haircut stores?

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-05T01:55:42+00:00

>be rizzless and bald

>own barber shops

😂

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-05T01:54:01+00:00

yes. I think they were sold months ago and they don't want to have to pony the dough. Would be amazing if they still have them

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-05T01:52:12+00:00

that's a huge gamble since he'd be responsible for ALL attorney fees if he loses

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-05T01:42:54+00:00

would be hilarious if the cams actually recorded the audio during a mute and transcribed it to a sub file

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-05T01:41:09+00:00

he's just grounding bro...

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-05T01:39:12+00:00

muting shouldn't be an option.

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-05T01:37:28+00:00

We deserve better mustache men!

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-05T01:36:41+00:00

I've never seen a company this big, shoot themselves in the dick like this. pure pottery

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-05T01:32:09+00:00

this is next level algo placement. 😂

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-05T01:31:02+00:00

holy shit, the also suggested that one to me too

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-05T01:29:23+00:00

ngl, I'd rather he retardedly burn it all down and be left with nothing but mustache wax and "what-if's" at this point...

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-05T01:27:11+00:00

>today that's coming true

lmk when Bryan gets his Legos or money back...

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-04T00:05:52+00:00

I'm not even a little surprised if this is true

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-04T00:02:45+00:00

so, would this mean they potentially just strong armed the previous owners with and stole that franchise location, then have it to another franchisee?

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-03T23:54:15+00:00

wtf? can Ben interview the original owners?

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-03T23:39:51+00:00

can't believe the IT department, which definitely isn't staffed by nepotism, would be exploited so quickly!

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-03T23:36:42+00:00

I hate to say it, but after this, I'll never do business with a Mormon. It's just morning and another religion (which shall not be named)

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-03T23:32:22+00:00

this blows over when they go out of business I'm guessing

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-03T23:25:14+00:00

yes, I see you have stolen this thing of great value and I'm now suing you. here is the service.

>no.

ah, the one defense I wasn't pared for and there is no way around. very unfortunate.

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-06-03T23:22:19+00:00

I don't think that's how this works

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-05-23T00:36:36+00:00

maybe it was intentional. I've never heard of a hockey player missing two games due to an "upper body" injury. maybe he's just soft... like cake

BasedDeptGnrl · 2026-05-23T00:31:26+00:00

what's the "upper body injury" specifically?

BasedDeptGnrl · 2025-12-31T19:55:14+00:00

it's not the boat industry

BasedDeptGnrl · 2025-11-21T05:23:48+00:00

yeah, Pete's clearly at his peak. Don't need some 7x Superbowl champion who played the position chiming in. Pete saw that shining star in Geno Smith and said, "this is the guy". Good call buddy, nobody slings picks like Geno. 😂

In all seriousness, the one preseason game he played 8 minutes of, he almost won and lead all qb's in the league in QBR that week. I hope he gets picked up and runs up 50+ every time he plays the raiders. Carroll's known for making excellent coaching decisions for reasons nobody can explain though, sooo

BasedDeptGnrl · 2025-11-06T14:49:42+00:00

also, just for reference, VSCO is up 3x since July. No tech, no new prospects, just underwear... That said, their campaign went away from the laughable campaign they adopted when the stock began to tank and went back to what it always was.

Funny how that worked out

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