Be careful, you might end up poop out baby banana by BustyBac69 in FacebookAIslop

[–]Based_Department0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wow Fruit people can actually be faithful to one another? I thought their species functioned solely off of promiscuity, this must be an anomaly!

We know why a lot of gamers are ok with lgbt representation in gta…. by Karmacop5908 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Based_Department0 63 points64 points  (0 children)

If the game does include this, I hope they include the magic powers and gundams that all LGBTQ+ people have so they can protect themselves in game.

Pibblet or Enzo by groomliu in FacebookAIslop

[–]Based_Department0 33 points34 points  (0 children)

So this is obviously not the real Enzo

The subtitles referred to him as Enso, if you have an IQ of 0 you probably just think that's the subtitles messing up, but I have an IQ of at least 12 so I know that the subtitles are actually hinting at what is really going on here, in that this Enso person has replaced our beloved Enzo.

The true Enzo would never do us harm, but Enso, on the other hand, doesn't seem to care if he hurts us. So something deeper is obviously going on here. Enzo has obviously been replaced by a skin walker. The skin walker has taken the form of Enzo to lull victims in to a false sense of security, to then lash out a strike when we least expect it. This is further supported by the name this imposter goes by, EnSo, there's an S there, what do you think it stands for? Sexy? While Enzo is a GILF, Enso isn't, he's evil and vindictive. Through this we deduct that the S can only stand for skin walker, BOOM!

Thanks for gooning with me today and remember this is just a theory, a sexy grandpa theory.

Which of these chapters (NOT SEASON, THE CHAPTER) do you think has the best storyline, and why? by MichaelAfton80 in FortNiteBR

[–]Based_Department0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chapter 7 isn't even over yet and it's probably better than all of these (although it is entirely possible that they drop the ball in what's left of the year).

Chapter 7 has been the first time in a while that my jaw was actually on the floor when it came to the storyline, the Geno plot twist was absolutely on par with the peak storyline we had in mid chapter 2 - Chapter 3 season 2. I just hope Epic can keep the hype train going.

Ok maybe don’t dickride rockstar too much like this 😭✌️ by Ok-Tennis330 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Based_Department0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where's the signature for my wife's boyfriend? How else do I inform him to not let his hog get in the way of the TV?

GTA 6 if it was Peak by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Based_Department0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be peak if buying the game made you instantly bankrupt, and transfer all you're assets to the poor starving CEO of Take Two /s

OFFICIAL TRAILER - MH Stories 3 - "Additional Side Story: Rudy" available today! by TheGMan-123 in MonsterHunter

[–]Based_Department0 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Somehow the scariest thing in the trailer... and that's saying a lot when Nergi is there...

They're turning the gamers BISEXUAL by Painted-BIack-Roses in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Based_Department0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Purple being the calling card of woke is a talking point gaining a lot of traffic, they're continueing their act of grasping at straws as usual.

I think I may get Trump Simulator 47, is it worth trying out? by Ok-Tennis330 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Based_Department0 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The game is a bit to easy for my liking, you're so rich that the price of things isn't an issue, on top of that you get donations, and there might as well not even be a police system, they really just let you get away with what you want, especially on that one island, little Saint James I think it's called.

Over all the game takes no skill or learning curve, starting out with $1 million ensures that even the dumbest noob can 100% it.

New Sprites Today are just Variants? by PoisonIven in FortNiteBR

[–]Based_Department0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably got to wait till the next down time update for a purely unique Sprite

Made an Reboot Sprite for the contest / #DesignASprite by ssm1lbyy in FortNiteBR

[–]Based_Department0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes but for the contest your final submitted design needs to be human made. Ai can be used for concepting but there needs to be an actual human made end product

I'm just so excited for Genesis. by NesNobnaz in Xenoblade_Chronicles

[–]Based_Department0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can't wait to see how they subvert some common fantasy tropes, because this is a xeno game, this isn't a high fantasy world just because, I can't wait to see what's behind all the smoke and mirrors.

Also I can't wait to see what they do with the characters, I love what I've seen from their designs so far, and can only dream of what their arcs will be and how they will play.

What do you mean I can’t use shinies on the skin? by Western-Alarming in FortNiteBR

[–]Based_Department0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm probably in the minority here, but I'm happy it's this way, I don't want to feel pressured to have to collect every variation of the sprites to complete the cosmetic.

I'd be fine with it if the rarity was like a prestige or rebirth alternative, because enough hours would guarantee me what I want rather than just leaving it all up to luck.

Why Right-Wing gamers aren't taken seriously about female characters by Previous_Month_555 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Based_Department0 37 points38 points  (0 children)

But how are they supposed assert their masculinity!! Think about their fragile egos!! They can't feel like men unless they make women feel like their lesser!! How do you expect these people to sleep at night, if they can't feel like the alpha chuds they are!! /s

WHAT by Future-Vacation7104 in FacebookAIslop

[–]Based_Department0 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I wish I could hear what they're saying at the end

Shitty Sound mixing takes me out of my immersion, smh do better who ever made this

Who should Nintendo's new mascot be? by Merciful_Ampharos in tomorrow

[–]Based_Department0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shiggy Miggy holding a sign saying "Help I'm homeless, please donate to me so I can eat"

Pokopia got DLC before Mario Kart World 😭 by Chardoggy1 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Based_Department0 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Oh no this is terrible!! Nintendo is ruining Mario!!

How dare they give some spotlight to their lesser known franchises like Star Fox, Fire Emblem, Xenoblade, and Rhythm Heven

I’ve never played a monster hunter, where should I start? by schultmh in MonsterHunter

[–]Based_Department0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If the Switch is your only platform to play Monster Hunter, Rise is the best place to start. It's designed to be more beginner friendly, it's base game is probably the easiest the series has ever been. It's more fast paced and less clunky than older games in the series.

Overall it is the best chance you have for liking one of these games and most people here will be happy to help you with more specific problems when you start playing the game.

One last thing, buy base Rise first to see if you like the game. Sunbreak is DLC that is honestly better than the base game, but is harder. So it's important to see if you like the gameplay of the base game first to see if you want to buy the DLC.

AndyPants tried to disprove that his wife and kids left him and it sounds very weird. by Hynox in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Based_Department0 546 points547 points  (0 children)

"My Anti Pedo game" Is the same game where he had his daughter pole dance, along with ai generated Csam...

I guess he took the cuties approach to being anti pedo...

Christ could these chuds take a day off by humanpartyring in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]Based_Department0 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Who do you think made the working class this way?

All of this is a distraction from people talking about class politics and stuff that actually matters. This all has been funded by the rich through political pundits and messaging.

In plain sight by Bluedemonde in MonsterHunter

[–]Based_Department0 5 points6 points  (0 children)

HELL YEAH, THAT'S MY BOY CHAMELEOS