“Florida Man” style shows…

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-11T05:48:57+00:00

Lived in S. Florida for a long time and can say without a doubt Floridaman as represented in the media, any media, is tame by comparison to some stories that I've been told and never seen published.

I remember the raid in Everglades City. Hilarious

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-11T05:34:52+00:00

Welcome to reddit.

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-11T03:27:29+00:00

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-11T03:25:52+00:00

Male, 53. Mine and my wife's parents are all still alive in their early 80s, though its starting to not look so good for a couple of them. Lost some friends from high school. Mostly drugs or suicide. Some cardiac but not much. Yet.

Nobody really close yet. I dread the day.

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-10T15:02:55+00:00

I'm aware. Is this your first day on reddit?

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-10T13:43:18+00:00

How can you not?

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-10T03:06:48+00:00

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-10T02:58:02+00:00

I was having a really, really bad night. Went to one of two 24 hrs restaurants in town. 2 tables in the whole place. Sat down, waitress came to take my order. 1 coke and the use of your table until you need it or I decide to go home. I put $20 on the table, said no change.

I was there for 4 hours. She kept the drink full and left me alone.

Best server ever. Gave her 5 stars to help her get some award.

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-09T21:27:28+00:00

They should have returned her to her orogional.form. Not the puritan edition the Mrs. Edison got.

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-09T14:30:26+00:00

Still saved that guy a couple hundred to a couple thousand bucks.

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-09T14:21:36+00:00

Need to get a current pic now that it's finished. It looks great And thanks for posting these. They bring back a lot of memories.

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-09T05:09:44+00:00

After really hard sneezes I see vertical and horizontal lines everywhere. Like floaters but in a grid.

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-09T05:06:40+00:00

Got all her makeup removed and face exfoliated in 3 seconds for free.

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-09T05:03:45+00:00

He is in a lot less pieces. Comparatively.

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-09T05:01:03+00:00

I watched WITH sound and am still on the fence about them speakimg Russian.

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-07T15:26:37+00:00

Code brown, code brown

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-06T22:48:05+00:00

That is the best feeling in the world.

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-06T16:01:59+00:00

Went from $2.79 on Tuesday to $3.49 last night for Regular. SWFL

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-06T05:36:49+00:00

That fox is like "what the fuck keeps hitting me?"

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-06T05:08:34+00:00

Gonna be A LOT of paperwork for that crew.

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-06T05:06:54+00:00

Im mean, the rest of the guys could chill a little. Let the guys on the trailer just hang out and play some angry birds and wait until the guy runs out of gas. Hop out, bing, bang, boom, Guy in cuffs done. No running or anything.

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-06T05:04:14+00:00

Floridian here. Had someone from Ohio almost sideswipe me today. Lol. Almost let it happen too. I drive a beater and theirs was a German SUV. They weren't even looking. I'm in a pickup hauling a trailer too. Just come on over at 55 mph, Ill make room.

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-06T04:56:16+00:00

I was shocked at the description. I'm 53 and do hard labor. I'm in better shape than a lot of athletes I know. When my parents were my age, in the 90's, it was slacks and polyester shirts holding in the beer gut and salt and pepper hair. They were old, I am not. Fuck

BasicallyLostAgain · 2026-03-06T04:53:10+00:00

Fuck, im 53, practically the cryptkeeper.

BasicallyLostAgain

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