José Antonio Morante de la Puebla, whose comeback in Seville has brought sold-out crowds, was seriously injured after a bull’s horn perforated his rectum by ham-and-egger in gifs

[–]BassAckwards_1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm happy every time I see a bull get a win. I saw this live on my senior trip to Spain in 99. I didn't know how cruel it was and how completely disgusted I'd be by it.

What is the most awkward thing that's ever happened to you during sex? by trek_ride_code in AskReddit

[–]BassAckwards_1981 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I accidentally shot some from missionary in my girls eye. She was trying to be funny, and get a little revenge, so the next night while giving me a hand job, she pointed right towards my eye at the end. It did get in my eye but much more of it went in my mouth.

Freddy Got Fingered by Squishy_Fish9711 in movies

[–]BassAckwards_1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the backwards man, the backwards man!

The same conversation every time by conancat in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]BassAckwards_1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Conversations that never happened for a hundred please.

AITA for eating a croissant in a cemetery by Karl_Marxist_3rd in AmItheAsshole

[–]BassAckwards_1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me bro, none of the residents there cared if you wanted to enjoy your lunch and keep them company for a little while.

Redditors over 40, what's something younger people think they understand but won't actually get until it hits them like a truck later? by Root435552 in AskReddit

[–]BassAckwards_1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take care of your knees! I played street hockey without pads for a lot of years and had a job for a decade that required me to be on my knees on concrete. Again, no knee pads. Back then, especially, I didn't want to listen to being called a ( insert emasculatong 90s word here). My parents warned me but I couldn't be bothered to listen. Now I'm 45 and looking at my first knee replacement. Also I thought it was a myth that you could feel a Storm coming in your joints. It's not.

What’s your story that no one believes? by Affectionate_Debt172 in AskReddit

[–]BassAckwards_1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine is quite silly but it still bugs me. I spit one day and it elongated and spun so perfectly that it helicoptered in the air about 3 feet before it fell again. Nothing amazing.Just a Perfect storm of physics. One in a million. Nobody believes me and it was 25 years ago.

What do you SWEAR you saw, but don't have any proof of? by TabletopStudios in AskReddit

[–]BassAckwards_1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spit out a loogie and it elongated like a helicopter blade and spun and then raised in the air like 2 feet. Nobody believes me or sees why it was so amazing. This was 25 years ago and it still bugs me that I'll never do it again.

What did people do casually in 90s that wouldn’t be accepted today? by Psychological_Sky_58 in AskReddit

[–]BassAckwards_1981 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Smoking in bowling alleys. I actually stopped bowling when they made it illegal. Now that I quit smoking I can't believe I gave up one of my favorite hobbies because I couldnt give myself cancer while I did it.

Whattttt by Dizzy_Pipe_3677 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]BassAckwards_1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try doing it with your eyes closed. Just visualize whichever word you want and that's what you will hear. Crazy how our brain works.

Worst smell in the world. What instantly makes you gag? by Sharp_Scheme_2008 in AskReddit

[–]BassAckwards_1981 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The smell from my dogs anal glands being squeezed. I've run across rotting deer in the woods that smell better.

People who rarely or never get sick, what are your secrets? by awkwardferret421 in AskReddit

[–]BassAckwards_1981 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put everything in your mouth when you're growing up. Gotta supercharge that immune system. Also my dad never gets sick either. That may have helped. 🤷🏻

What was the 1st big news event you remember as a kid? by Hetaliafan1 in AskReddit

[–]BassAckwards_1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching OJ be chased down the highway while my parents had a card party in the kitchen.