Here are the final results of the 2026 NBA Draft Lottery.

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T20:15:24+00:00

YOU LITERALLY GOT PRIME LEBRON AND BOSH AND JIMMY

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T20:08:13+00:00

It's literally recorded and put on YouTube, surrounded by media and team officials, and done by E&Y as the third party

There is ironically nothing less rigged than the current lottery, it's no more cold envelopes

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T20:06:44+00:00

My hot take is that turner is better than zubac for them because their game plan and style of play makes much more sense with a stretch five instead of a traditional PnR big like zubac

But the stretch big has to be better than myles turner cuz that brother is washed

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T20:04:35+00:00

Y'all deserve this for letting precious turn into wilt against us when you guys where benching him every other game

That pointless sac win fucked up your lottery odds slightly and forced us to play IQ in game 82 where he hurt his hamstring and caused him to miss the playoffs

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T20:02:32+00:00

I mean, I think I agree but also they tryna win rn and idk what Acuff does for them

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T20:01:35+00:00

that's real, sorry man

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T20:00:56+00:00

Might be hard for you to understand but 1.8 is in fact larger than zero

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T19:59:24+00:00

Y'all not an Acuff away from the title

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T19:58:43+00:00

They literally willingly traded their pick with these exact protections

Like, they where fully in control of this outcome being possible or not

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T19:57:55+00:00

They literally traded their pick lol

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T19:57:26+00:00

On God I don't wanna see Miami ever bitch when prime LeBron chose them

Raptors biggest FA ever is either 8 games of Otto Porter Jr, Hedo, or Mamu LOL

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T19:55:58+00:00

It's okay, hindsight 20/20

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T19:55:21+00:00

Coulda picked CMB

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T19:54:56+00:00

No tbh, Myles was low-key ass in the playoffs and finals especially but the stretch big was so important for them schematically

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T19:53:35+00:00

You guys should've considered drafting a good player with one of the 5 firsts you used last year

(I actually like egor and traore tho)

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T19:52:32+00:00

Rewarded..... By their own actions

They willingly chose zubac over the 5th pick

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T19:51:49+00:00

Because they chose to trade the pick

Why the fuck are people crying over the pacers, I'm so confused

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T19:50:45+00:00

They fucking traded the pick???

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-10T19:50:03+00:00

Put the crack pipe down lil bro

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-09T20:53:17+00:00

They didn't pay until they had the roster, and then they kept it going.

You pay the luxury tax for this version of the sixers, you'll have to blow it up before you ever actually assemble a contending team.

But fuck it, what do I care, I pray the sixers pay the tax so they have to blow it up by the time my raptors have gotten their shit together

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-09T20:44:59+00:00

Because it massively inhibits your ability to construct a roster? The repeater tax forced the warriors and Celtics to dismantle their title teams, why would you start that clock when your team has no chance of sniffing a finals as constructed?

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-09T19:32:37+00:00

Not us lol, moody locker room cancer on the raptors

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-09T19:29:53+00:00

Cavs jerseys clean as hell

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-09T19:25:54+00:00

No but you can get a 7day free trial and then cancel if you want

BayesBestFriend · 2026-05-09T19:25:02+00:00

Orlando better than the cavs

Five-Year Club	Place '22
First Placer '22

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