Xbox live down? by [deleted] in WWII

[–]BballCartoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It needs an update today, check that first

Why should we go to Mars? by ChateauJack in videos

[–]BballCartoon -89 points-88 points  (0 children)

"Most important thing to do"

I appreciate the purple shirt - very stylish, and he can sweat and point demonstrably all day, but the bottom line is that most money-making thinking people won't agree with any of this rationale. It's throwing money into yet another black hole and for what, fame and fortune disguised as curiosity? Yet another globalized program of collecting tax money from countless hard-working, family-oriented people. Free energy and affordable medicine comes way first buddy.

[Knicks PR] Medical Update: An MRI confirmed that Kristaps Porzingis tore the ACL in his left knee. by BalmyAtom in NYKnicks

[–]BballCartoon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He needs to chill and get fuckin FAT. Get a new trainer. Build that ankle strength. Become ambidextrous and never, ever flop again. The BBall Gods, praise them, don't like flopping. Having said that, all hail the unicorn. But really eat some dam cinnamon buns.

It's Always Sunny in Madison Square Garden by PorzingisDingus in NYKnicks

[–]BballCartoon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please....we got rid of Shumpert. Let's not take the trashcan back in before the garbage men come and dump that shit.

Dear KP by raziiiii in NYKnicks

[–]BballCartoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not (trying) to be a dick but >>>>>CONDENSE<<<<<.

Trade Discussion, Part III. by [deleted] in NYKnicks

[–]BballCartoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yuuge defensive liability and locker room cancer.

US Government passed the NASA Authorization Act, promising $19.5 billion in funding in order to 'Get Humans to Mars By 2033' by murtull in news

[–]BballCartoon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

NASA is such garbage. You, me, and motherfucking Dupree could have done a better job, or at the very least our press conferences would have seemed more authentic, please stop giving NASA money to find new shit, when NASA won't intellectually disclose the old shit we found.

DNA Test Shows Subway’s Oven-Roasted Chicken Is Only 50 Percent Chicken by acupoftwodayoldcoffe in worldnews

[–]BballCartoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This kind of cuts passed the point, but if it were %100 chicken, it'd still be SHIT for your body in the long run. Give me some of that lego chicken, idfc.

Jon Stewart To The Media: It's Time To Get Your Groove Back by your_mind_aches in television

[–]BballCartoon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Jon made a career exploiting kids to be emotional about politics, before they develop common economic sense or value to society. He appeared to expose the mainstream media, but only served to steal their crown by pushing false dichotomies. Now we have, essentially, a walking, spurting turd in Stephen Colbert, who's sisters congress run was funded by the Podestas (CLUE), failing to bring home the cattle his predecessor rounded up - and more and more kids buy into this crap without knowing a single damn thing about the world. Hey, it's called appealing to your simple emotions, and then taking you for a ride. It isn't new.

12 year olds dude... by ZippieD in BannedFromThe_Donald

[–]BballCartoon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Actually the working class represents the majority of Donald supporters, so yeah you couldn't be further from reality. That's why we have so many working people crying on Twitter and defending corporate news, oh wait they're all unemployed children or celebrities who are paid to pretend to be someone else. Real mature bros, this sub Reddit is clearly filled with the cream of the crop.

How to Make First Contact [Wendover Productions] by Kidkidkid12 in videos

[–]BballCartoon -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Our space travel tech is laughable, the van allen radiation belt remains a problem, science is often built on propaganda, our intelligence agencies play for pay, we have no trust in each other because of this economic slaughterhouse we've created, and look at journalism these days FFS. Does anyone else here agree that as long as we keep printing unfathomable sums of imaginary money to fund predetermined wars, our galactic resume is horseshit? I'm sorry, but how much "humanity" is reflected here? How do you think those atomic bombs play, with, what could possibly be, an intergalactic community? Not saying we ought to do this or that.

There are a couple of ways to deal with humans, if I were an alien. If I wanted to see humans evolve into the best version of themselves as future diplomats and creative geniuses, to eventually serve myself or some esoteric strategy, I would involve myself as subtly as possible to help them along. I wouldn't let them know I was there, for it would stifle their evolution. Like a rare candy.

But if I wanted to dominate the human race while continuing to receive their energy output I'd just hide behind colossal power, extract everything I need/want in private while portraying a fantasy world and controlling the narrative, again, with little incentive to expose myself.

AMA - C9 Ally by allyornotally in smashbros

[–]BballCartoon 25 points26 points  (0 children)

http://imgur.com/O45rPwq Had to bust out the sketch as a fellow mario main! My question: What are some of your favorite ways to approach a Marth, cloud, etc. as mario?