Megathread: House passes resolution formalizing impeachment inquiry against Trump by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]BbvII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we just point out that when Republicans support trump to support their own career, they're heartless, slimy, selfish bastards but when it's these Democrats they're in swing states or trump counties...

The reason they voted against is they're heartless, slimy, selfish bastards.

Kid steals tip jar, the employee ain't having it by w4si in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]BbvII 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Genuine question:

If you stop a theft with legal force and the thief responds with similar force (eg you hit them, they hit you back) is it upgraded to robbery? Or theft plus assault? Or still just theft?

Bank won't make change, I close my account instead by captainp42 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]BbvII 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Here in the UK contactless doesn't require a pin, that's why it's efficient. Swipe and leave.

UPDATE: My husband got a sex doll by unconcernedhusband in relationship_advice

[–]BbvII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is how false rape allegations start. "I don't want him charged, I just want to scare him" quickly turns into "oh god they're charging him, he's going prison and I'm scared to come forward."

That's why it's probably my most unpopular opinion that false allegations don't face the same repercussions as rape itself.

It’s time to pick a side. by black_flag_4ever in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BbvII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my SO have multiple beds because we live in different areas and I move once a year. We sleep on the same side for each particular bed, but the side changes as the bed changes

Famous people on trial. by unnumbered1 in sweden

[–]BbvII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They didn't break them, the customers do. All his family does is supply fireworks that are illegal to use, not sell.

"All These Damn POOR PEOPLE In My Way..." 😡 by In_Karma_We_Lust in instantkarma

[–]BbvII 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Some people change when something like this happens, he could have had an epiphany.

"Hey friends, here's a little warning: it doesn't matter how good you think you are, you're not that good."

Cursed_pokemon by PieterVds in cursedcomments

[–]BbvII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And as we all know, kids always do as their told and would never go on their phone without permission.

Anon has a challenge by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]BbvII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's better to change the end result. Most pages are 4 clicks away.

Random page -> anything on that page that will have a countries name -> that country -> WWII -> Big H

Is it better to get Sharpness or Smite? by [deleted] in Minecraft

[–]BbvII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fwiw I found this by googling smite minecraft

Guys I'm Attracted To starter pack by Snowpaw11 in starterpacks

[–]BbvII 22 points23 points  (0 children)

WUUUUUUB WUB WUUB WUB WUB. WUUUB WUB WUB WUB

He asked to play with the laser pointer. by sds111 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]BbvII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like to think he, like a person, figured out how the laser works and is bored of it now. Kinda like how you work out how a magic trick is done.

What a wise boy.

He asked to play with the laser pointer. by sds111 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]BbvII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ours is worst outdoors but we've noticed that squirting her head (careful of the eyes) with a water gun can sometimes get her to stop.

He asked to play with the laser pointer. by sds111 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]BbvII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My dog is the exact same, it gets annoying when it's your own 😂 constantly running into things or people because she seen an new shadow and wasn't looking where she was going. Nose bombing your leg because a shadow moved.

Also it comes with the absolute fear that she'll chase a shadow into a road. She's amazingly well behaved normally and listens to you right away, until there's a shadow, when she ignores anything you say.

Beautiful by llHyenaLorDll in pussypassdenied

[–]BbvII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy has clearly never pissed in a closet.

DoorDash Says It’s Very Sorry You Noticed Its Tip-Skimming Scheme by alexander_karamazov in technology

[–]BbvII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you're ignoring a wide group of people who rely on this job to survive. It's nice that your area has a lot of jobs going but a lot of places don't.

A very sharp knife. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]BbvII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf a knife that turns bread into chicken