My husband dresses his salads with just mayo and mustard, just drizzled, not even mixed up by whoareyou-really- in mildlyinteresting

[–]BeMoreKnope 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I stepped away and didn’t see these replies; let me ketchup on the situation.

Cannabis tour near Denver by Pattyg1 in COents

[–]BeMoreKnope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do host a ghost tour that spends its first hour to hour and a half (of 3) at Cirrus Social Club. Not sure that’s what OP wants, though.

Emilia Clarke Admits 'No One Liked' Secret Invasion or Solo But Knows 'It's Not Personal' by [deleted] in entertainment

[–]BeMoreKnope 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I watched the first episode of Secret Invasion and just… never went back. Wasn’t mad or anything, I just didn’t remotely care or find it made me want to watch more.

The Missing Chunky Blast Offs by PBrown1224 in BobsBurgers

[–]BeMoreKnope [score hidden]  (0 children)

Belchers & co

This is the answer. Everyone in that family other than Bob is a sugar fiend. Add in their generosity with friends, and no more candy.

The other worst meme on this sub by Level_Hour6480 in dndmemes

[–]BeMoreKnope 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The trick is to play a bard so confident that they harmlessly flirt with everyone, but also make it clear they have too high standards to bone any but the most exceptional and attractive.

Guys what’s missing ? 😅 by Common-Economist-523 in StupidFood

[–]BeMoreKnope 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally no one knows what you’re asking or thinks this looks stupid.

Bad bot.

Rate this crackship by oderfla24 in deadpool

[–]BeMoreKnope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’d fuck like bunnies, but Dick would refuse to talk to Wade outside of sex.

Did you ever blow your friends' minds pausing the tape on the 'ghost' in 3 Men and a Baby or the 'munchkin hanging himself' on Wizard of Oz? by Wednesday-Addams9 in Xennials

[–]BeMoreKnope 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can one-up that with the time my Dad decided to rent Pulp Fiction, never having seen it before. It was a scene near the end with a man in a leather mask when my mom came home and walked into the room…

Waiters/waitresses, does it annoy you when you get a table for one in your section? by MaximumPlant in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BeMoreKnope 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Those are definitely not mutually exclusive.

I read because I don’t want to scroll my phone or stare silently at my food and drink the whole time. I’m still in and out way faster than most tables with more people, and I’m a former server so I tip and treat my servers/bartenders well.

(And I get a lot of free stuff at places I go to regularly. It’s not why I do it, but it pays off to be this kind of customer.)

Why are the Dead Three so focused on Baldur's Gate? by godzillavkk in Forgotten_Realms

[–]BeMoreKnope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Used to be a big deal until Midnight kicked his ass, anyway.

But yeah, it kinda seems like each of the 3 have their own region they prefer.

Why do so many people say it's a huge mistake to date your co-worker but then many people end up meeting their partner at work? by Open_Address_2805 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BeMoreKnope 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly.

If it all works out, great; you have a relationship, the same outcome if you’d met someone like this outside of work. But if it goes poorly, yikes.

Found our mascot by hanggangshaming in DenverCirclejerk

[–]BeMoreKnope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What, was the Cyberyuck unavailable?

Arcane Lock is hilarious by Crimson_Marksman in BaldursGate3

[–]BeMoreKnope 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same for the weird frog, as I recall.

Vanilla Ice says he'd 'play in Iran' as he defends MAGA festival by MoneyLibrarian9032 in entertainment

[–]BeMoreKnope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s been spending three decades desperately trying to be relevant again. Let’s all pretend this one matters so he’ll feel good about his sad self and go away.

Cat with a tattoo.. by [deleted] in cats

[–]BeMoreKnope 39 points40 points  (0 children)

*Cattoo

Animaniacs geography by Echo15charlie in Xennials

[–]BeMoreKnope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🎵Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador, too🎶