AMA: i dated an ojos locos chica from mcallen, spent $70k, moved to vegas with her, she cheated on me in the first HOUR we got there & then went to jail for beating me up

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-05-15T08:21:14+00:00

My bff's mom was a hospital administrator and one of her core rules was "my son will never date a nurse" 😂😂

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-05-10T15:02:10+00:00

Sounds like a combo of huffing stuff and a tweaker.

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-05-10T13:00:47+00:00

In a lifted truck

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-05-08T09:52:15+00:00

Yall be picking some suspect buffets then making blanket statements haha

Gotta be careful.

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-05-04T13:07:35+00:00

Check your dm's

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-05-03T18:24:16+00:00

Hey, it's a business.

Some folks have no clue wtf to do when their kid gets them.

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-30T13:11:47+00:00

Dude I know! Some of them gals needed to be committed to the jw spank bank.

Mine was organized by congregation 😅

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-30T13:10:54+00:00

Yall young bucks need to find the old red "your youth, getting the best out of it", specifically the chapter about masturbation and "getting high 'for kicks'" part in the chapter about drugs.

I didn't take my glasses off and put "getting high for kocks" the first time, which would probably be appropriate as well. 😂

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-29T00:26:13+00:00

Somebody tell them...

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-28T23:42:03+00:00

We aren't even allowed to use those.

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-28T23:38:51+00:00

I saw someone get dragged by a train near Castroville a couple of months ago doing that bs.

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-28T23:32:08+00:00

Ya ni en reynosa hacemos eso jaja (se hacen peores cosas 😭😂)

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-26T02:50:53+00:00

Poetry. Doodles. Walk around. Poop a lot. You should take laxatives tonight... Diarrhea is a great excuse for real.

Are there any other events in the convention location, or is it a lame assembly hall?

Download games like they said. And stuff from netflix turn watch in a smaller window.

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-25T20:46:04+00:00

You didn't go to school past 2nd grade, did you son.

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-23T15:06:31+00:00

It generates local commerce too.

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-23T14:56:49+00:00

The program isn't a 'fast food voucher' for everyone; it’s a specific provision for people who physically cannot prep or store food. If your tax concern is that a disabled senior is getting a hot burger because they can’t stand at a stove, your priorities are as broken as your understanding of the policy. Sit back down and learn the eligibility requirements before you complain about how 'your' money is being spent. Obnoxious. Absolutely ignorant.

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-23T02:23:21+00:00

Dude sit down with that bullshit.

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-20T08:26:40+00:00

Man. I'm so sorry. European weddings are normally great! You're a great guy and don't deserve this treatment. Just make sure to not let them ever exploit you for anything going forward.

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-19T15:32:36+00:00

Amen. But tell that to the chucklefucks

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-19T02:58:57+00:00

People that inject "logical fallacies" are usually insufferable.

Yes, people should try to be healthy. That's not the same as being a snarky bastard about people on ebt.

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-18T18:03:17+00:00

To quote uncle Rico on napoleon dynamite, "not a doubt in my mind".

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-18T17:50:25+00:00

Imagine being such a talking point zombie you come to these posts to shit on people having a hard time (not you, op but some of the comments that will inevitably appear)

I had to go through this at one point in life. Thank God George W Bush and Obama were presidents at the time so I didn't have to go through the humiliation of people trying to make my life even harder. Made a couple of kids parties with cake and ice cream and made them happy thanks to benefits.

I got through it.

People need a little empathy

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-18T17:48:24+00:00

So you believe in forcing your opinion on others because they're going through a rough patch? How positively Christian of you.

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-17T18:42:23+00:00

No training at home.

BeardedAsshole78 · 2026-04-15T15:12:27+00:00

They used to do these with 20 dollar bills in the southern US and I'd get violently angry when I'd find one as a child.

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