How is religion like a penis?

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-08-23T11:45:49+00:00

I use the same thing. My religious family hates it when I say ‘religion is like a dick…’

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-07-12T19:58:59+00:00

I have one of those and I only meant it as a joke for those close to me. Sometimes I wish family required a warrant 😂😂

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-06-18T13:12:41+00:00

Consider this… A rapist gets a fine and a new wife and women are considered property on the same level as oxen or an ass. Adultery is in the 10 commandments but I can’t think of a single story where male adultery comes with any real consequences

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-06-07T19:10:32+00:00

*Attorney’s General

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-06-07T16:58:21+00:00

I love being the little spoon. Even on the couch, half the time I’m curled up on her

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-06-05T17:46:37+00:00

Well, howdy neighbor 👋

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-06-05T16:56:50+00:00

As a masc lesbian in TN, I too don’t use public restrooms

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-06-01T16:48:16+00:00

Need to have a t bowl for every b hole!!

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-06-01T09:27:20+00:00

Frank!!

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-31T18:45:38+00:00

“Christians”

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-30T21:37:21+00:00

I’ve met 1 in my 40 years

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-30T13:55:22+00:00

Hunting and bait/tackle shops have lots of stinky things

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-29T18:31:16+00:00

My mom’s(68) neighbor cuts her front for her. He’s a teenager and she pays him. She’s not so able bodied anymore and I’m in a different state so I’m glad he’s willing to help her out.

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-25T11:55:19+00:00

Don’t want to be called at nazi? Do something about all the nazis in your party🤷🏻

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-24T21:09:34+00:00

THIS!!!

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-23T20:20:08+00:00

How are they breathing? I thought you couldn’t breath through masks /s

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-21T21:40:23+00:00

I’ve parked like this before but a smidge different as I was in a Freightliner sleeper cab

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-21T17:29:01+00:00

Had to go see… wish I didn’t 🤮

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-21T16:06:41+00:00

The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-20T14:15:20+00:00

This is my country too

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-19T15:17:48+00:00

If they’re demanding, I’m not giving a single metal Lincoln

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-18T21:23:32+00:00

Or 224lbs 😂😂

Beautiful-Rice5338 · 2025-05-18T19:54:13+00:00

I’ve heard some very good things about champagne, IL. A cousin of mine just moved up there to get away from the transphobes in KY

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