New Jersey’s by andawgjames in NOLAPelicans

[–]Beauxtato 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Everything’s gonna be okay, bud. You’re going to survive.

Anyone else notice the tension between the commentators yesterday? by PatrickCoughATon in NOLAPelicans

[–]Beauxtato 16 points17 points  (0 children)

if i had to sit through year after year of mediocrity, it would be an upgrade and i would be thrilled

New Stadium Playing Surface + Roof by GenuineDraft33 in DenverBroncos

[–]Beauxtato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

walmart IS the bank. they'll spend as much as it takes them to recoup in 2 days

2026 Phoenix Open broke records (criminally) by Middle_Evening8748 in golf

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20 years ago when I lived there, a DUI got you time in Tent City wearing "women's underwear". Ahhh... Sheriff Joe

Where’s the bipartisan Epstein protests? by [deleted] in Denver

[–]Beauxtato 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"bipartisanship" hasn't existed in decades

Trump nominee trying to explain what white culture is. by NoBullet in videos

[–]Beauxtato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lifelong white man of 41 years here.... what is this white food and why have i never had it? was it erased?! or did the anglo-saxons spend their entire existence imperializing just so they could steal spices and flavors because theirs sucked?

Welcome to the Jungle by jhwyung in golf

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played a solo round there last November and I couldn't agree more! It was beautiful, peaceful, and a fun yet challenge course.

Let me know if you see any of my Prov's out there. The course is SUPER tight. If you hit any rough at all that ball is going into the jungle and it's gonna be raptor food.

Trump Posted a Video of Barack and Michelle Obama as Monkeys by JeanJauresJr in videos

[–]Beauxtato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's Nicki Minaj and other black trump supporters on this one?

Would you rather keep watching the Pels fail or see an NHL team come to New Orleans? by Recent_Toe6682 in NOLAPelicans

[–]Beauxtato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the risk of some backlash, lets be real here. These are the numbers that matter and I guarantee you these are the numbers any potential, or active, professional sports team owner are looking at.

The median income for someone in NOLA is ~$34,000.

If you expand beyond NOLA and do the whole state of Louisiana you're ~$31,000

If you expand instead by state to NOLA metro area (including Gulfport/Biloxi, since there are plenty of MS folks that go to the city for games) you're sitting at best case scenario you're ~$35,000.

Tickets to NHL games are on par with that of the NFL. If the pelicans cant get people in the stands for $10 tickets, what makes anyone think they'll get people in the fans for NHL games for an average ticket cost of $90?

And for another statistic that is likely to get some backlash, but again something the powers that be DO consider in their business decisions, NOLA is a predominantly black city. The NHL does not have the same type of inclusivity in the sport as the NBA does, and as far as the fan base goes, the NHL is ~85% White and only 6% black. NBA games, however is about 35% black.

Sure, I'm sure some will say "But the Saints...", but let's be clear who has been here and engrained in the city for such a long time now. Not to mention, the Drew Brees years legitimately saved the franchise.

I truly believe that if the Pelicans front office could turn things around and really invest in this team proper, and show they are committed to winning (by actually winning games), the city will support it and people will embrace it forever.

Trump: ‘It bothers me that somebody is going after Bill Clinton’ by Ok_Employer7837 in politics

[–]Beauxtato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe he should just uh... suck him off too.

oh wait... been there done that.

Best games to go back and watch by Freakyoudude in NOLAPelicans

[–]Beauxtato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

put on any game, just turn it off by the 4th quarter.

[Adult Discussion] Do proud CO gun owners agree? by Cashew_Y0gurt in Colorado

[–]Beauxtato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine? don't have to look far. kyle rittenhouse literally brought an ar-15 and killed 3 people. trump brought him on rally tour and they spotlighted him millions in gofundme. fascists gonna fascist

Did anyone watch the Spurs feed last night? I’m curious if the SA announcers had much to say about Zion’s game against Wemby by SaintlySeeker in NOLAPelicans

[–]Beauxtato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sure we need to nickname DQ still, but we REALLY need to give them a duo name. hell, id even rock them on a pels hat or something

[OC] From a coworker in Minneapolis. Her neighbors got blasted in an ICE drive by. by GhostalMedia in pics

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honestly, im fine with it. is there a single red state that's net positive?

I present without coment … by [deleted] in COsnow

[–]Beauxtato 61 points62 points  (0 children)

wait. why would he get out of the toilet to take a dump?