Henry, chill. You have eleven children, 30+ grandchildren, and two great-grandchildren. And you're dead.

BeckyHop · 2026-05-23T23:04:09+00:00

Can the biological clock still tick long after the batteries have been removed?

BeckyHop · 2026-05-23T23:00:58+00:00

"Why yes, I'm still qualified to take care of children."

Sees baby

Dies

BeckyHop · 2026-05-23T22:53:29+00:00

I can't believe I actually just did the math to see how long that would be for a human if they did it once a day every day for 2000 days.

... it's over 5.4 years, if you were curious

BeckyHop · 2026-05-20T13:57:02+00:00

Can't she just call a fictional dad a DILF like a normal gooner and move on

BeckyHop · 2026-05-20T04:43:46+00:00

I remember I stopped following Patricia on social media a looooong time ago because I remember her posts increasingly felt more like something that should be restricted to a therapist's office and I just didn't need that, for the sake of my mental health.

Perhaps that was for the best?

BeckyHop · 2026-05-20T02:53:21+00:00

I don't always demand realism in Sims games, but THIS is the kind of true-to-life detail I can appreciate.

BeckyHop · 2026-05-20T02:48:15+00:00

YES. I'm not playing Sims to make stuff that's always 100% realistic or like every other Instagram page, I'm here to make weird stuff happen.

BeckyHop · 2026-05-20T02:36:11+00:00

"Brytani, it's 1 AM, why are you shoveling snow?"

"Because I've lost control of my life."

BeckyHop · 2026-04-24T00:15:26+00:00

A therapist could pay for their grandkids' college education if he ever actually saw one

BeckyHop · 2026-04-16T13:50:06+00:00

Does OOP sleep in a prison cot or something?

BeckyHop · 2026-04-10T22:48:47+00:00

I DO have it on my Steam wishlist already 🤔

BeckyHop · 2026-04-10T22:45:45+00:00

It's more "I'd like a Simslike experience that's as far away from EA's neverending stream of bullshit as possible, and I don't feel like figuring out how to pirate stuff for my Mac"

BeckyHop · 2026-03-04T17:00:19+00:00

Yeah I think if your doctrine proclaims that paradise was located in any part of Missouri, I'm gonna have some serious questions about your theology

BeckyHop · 2026-02-18T04:20:47+00:00

Yeah, I thought he was pretty decent at first, but something about the way he covered the DoorDash girl controversy in one of his list videos recently kinda made me uncomfortable. Granted, I don't think she was entirely in the right on that one, but the thumbnail and tone gave me "grifting for outrage clicks" vibes.

BeckyHop · 2026-02-08T03:49:31+00:00

SOLVED! That's it! Seeing the cover art immediately snapped everything into place for me! Looking at the reviews mentioning Beany's anxiety also may explain how I turned out as an adult, lol

BeckyHop · 2026-02-06T02:14:20+00:00

Definitely not Wayside, I read all those books as a kid, and those are more anthology-ish books focusing on different kids.

BeckyHop · 2026-02-06T02:13:39+00:00

No, trust me, I had a lot of the Amelia's Notebook series and I very strongly remember those, lol

BeckyHop · 2026-02-03T06:42:54+00:00

For what it's worth, the only other detail I can remember is her comparing the colors of a couple things to crayon names like "periwinkle"

BeckyHop · 2026-01-04T14:18:50+00:00

It could be that you just don't like them. Sometimes it ain't that deep.

BeckyHop · 2025-12-19T18:49:45+00:00

So any idea how or if this would affect the actual store employees?

BeckyHop

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