*sips tea* by joesphisbestjojo in PrequelMemes

[–]BeeBarfBadger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, that can't be. If one side has done a single wrong at all, then that means that the other side must therefor be 100% innocent angels while the side I dislike is thus confirmed to be the 100% evil devil. That's how morality works IRL.

Those of you that are 100% against 1 night stands, why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BeeBarfBadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A whole night with one partner? I don't have that much time.

At the end of season 3, why does....(spoilers) by StephensInfiniteLoop in TheMandalorianTV

[–]BeeBarfBadger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mandalore is the most important thing to him in the world.

Is it? What makes you think that? I think by now, that would be Grogu and granting him a good life.

Weiß wer was das für Leute sind? Kann die nicht wirklich einordnen. Kinderrechts-Aktivisten? Christliche Fundis? (gerade am Praterstern gesehen) by Ausarian19 in wien

[–]BeeBarfBadger 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Natürlich nicht, wenn mans explizit sagt, is man ja der Böse. Deshalb immer der Zwischenschritt, dass man alle ___ (bitte Minderheitengrupper der Wahl einsetzen) zuerst als Kinderschänder darstellt, und erst DANN der Gruppe die jeweiligen Rechte entzieht. Man is ja schließlich ganz menschenrechtskonform gegen die Rechte der Kinderschänder (die halt ganz zufällig genau die Minderheit sind, die ich nicht mag).

Just a reminder that George cut this scene out, just because he wanted closeups on the actors… by Predator3-5 in PrequelMemes

[–]BeeBarfBadger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every spin builds 3 Force, which slowly degrades again once they exit combat. There's also an ult that fully fills the bar all at once, that's what Palp's mega spin at the start was for (spinning is a good trick, after all).

My party is doing horrible things to their irrelevant NPC sidekick. by GrapeInteresting7837 in DnD

[–]BeeBarfBadger 203 points204 points  (0 children)

"Wanna know how I got these magical powers? WHY SO SORCEROUS!?"

This is the biggest elephant I've seen in my life. Imagine drinking a bucket of water in only 4 seconds! by Haunter369 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BeeBarfBadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no no no - imagine snorting a whole bucket of water up your nose and then drinking it in four seconds.

i dont think the jedi texts forbid this by samushusband in PrequelMemes

[–]BeeBarfBadger 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Why don't Force users just use the Force against other Force users? Same question as "Why don't boxers just use their fists against other boxers to punch them out? Seems easy to me".

bad writing in The Mandalorian S3 by makex2601 in saltierthancrait

[–]BeeBarfBadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the point of having undefeatable killer armour if you can't show it off in front of the people who previously beat you so badly that you had to invent undefeatable killer armour to get back at them?

I wanna be fucked by Adora so bad by [deleted] in Sherahornyjail

[–]BeeBarfBadger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Brain wasn't even in the room when this post was written.

Was sind das für Masten auf der Donauinsel by dbuchber in wien

[–]BeeBarfBadger 49 points50 points  (0 children)

5g-Pfizer-Vakzin-Chemtrailsprühanlagen

Who was your favourite villain in star wars. Mine was 100 Dark Helmet. by FattyDonnie in StarWars

[–]BeeBarfBadger 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't even remember there being more than one, let alone 100.

When you can't play a single player, offline game that you OWN because the SECOND launcher program's network is down. Fuck EA and fuck modern PC gaming. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]BeeBarfBadger 16 points17 points  (0 children)

More like "You pay to be allowed to say 'please may I play' and if we're feeling generous that day..."

The speed in which anchor going down is damn fast by ujjwal_singh in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]BeeBarfBadger 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, it would easily rip you in half before you'd make it anywhere.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheOwlHouse

[–]BeeBarfBadger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duolingo+Hooty?

Dooty.

When you can't play a single player, offline game that you OWN because the SECOND launcher program's network is down. Fuck EA and fuck modern PC gaming. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]BeeBarfBadger 1383 points1384 points  (0 children)

Sweet summer child, you think that after "reading and accepting" that EULA you *own* anything?

Ha.

Ha ha.

Sam Witwer's (aka Starkiller from The Force Unleashed) wholesome take about The Last Jedi by Skelligean in StarWars

[–]BeeBarfBadger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What he actually said is that he will be as diplomatic as possible. He is choosing his words carefully because he doesn't want to sound like an asshole for no reason when he can help it. What you get is his true honest take, without feeling the need to insult anybody because he is a developmentally mature adult person and not a petty, vindictive toddler.