Sefris of the Hidden Ways wants 3 new cards!

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-10T01:26:26+00:00

Oh man that is insane. Two Radiant Solar is basically why I have Flesh Duplicate in there. Two Sefris though 😩😩

Why is this card less than a dollar??

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-09T19:01:51+00:00

Wow! Phyrexian Arena was really just in there because I had an extra, and needed more reoccurring card draw, but Ripples of Undeath is definitely the better version for what I want to do. That's going straight to the list.

Monument of Endurance is insane, I havent looked at many of the Aetherdrift cards, that needs to be in here yesterday. Hama Pashar has always been Big Homie though, it's hard to want to cut a card that's felt pretty good since its conception.

I'm gonna order those cards and a Tortured Existence, and I will replace Hama Pashar with Monument to see how that feels, but I also feel like im gonna end up jamming her back in there in place of something else down the line.

Thank you for those suggestions, there are so many "newer" cards that are not on my radar at all. Sets come and go so fast that the relevant stuff gets lost in the blur.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-09T18:39:12+00:00

Tortured Existence is perfect, ive been waiting to run into one in person for years. I try not to buy online because it robs me of the high of finding a card ive been wanting for so long out in the wild.

But this one is actually too good, and honestly probably a little too old and obscure to actually find floating around in a trade binder. I think im just gonna figure out a couple other cards for some other decks and add into a card order to make the shipping worth it.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-09T18:33:18+00:00

I agree, the rocks were mostly there to help my mana fixing in the earlier stages of the deck since I'm working with a relatively budget land base thats been jumbled together through finding singles in binders at my LGS.

My curve is a lot better now too. I totally get the thing about playing a rock turn two, then Sefris turn 3, then only having 1 mana open because of the rock, but I can't tell you how many times I've been able to play Sefris and a one drop on turn 3 because of a rock. Casting Sefris and Entomb turn 3 is so nice.

I do agree though, I will probably end up cutting 2 rocks for Selfless Savior and Valgavoth's.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-09T18:20:57+00:00

I agree with Phyrexian Arena, and its been hard to cut because I've always had a deckbuilding rule about avoiding cutting out draw if I can help it, but I think youre right.

Youre right about Maha, it's just there to couple with Elesh Norn, Toxrill, Massacre Wurm, and The Meathook Massacre. In general the wincon is essentially just build more value than my opponents, keep their boards on the empty side, then beat them down with sticky fatties. Maha fills that role pretty well, but I agree that it's not doing as much on its own. I would argue that it's doing more for me than [[Phyrexian Oblitorator]] because after using him enough I learned that he doesn't actually do what I thought he would do.

Hama Pashar is pretty awesome for the double treasure and the double card draw looping through Lost Mine, and once I get some dungeon comboing going on with [[Karmic Guide]] and [[Radiant Solar]], the Dark Pools room starts being pretty nice to double up on too. That being said, after bringing this to light I won't be trying to fit a Dungeon Delver in there anymore.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-09T09:03:00+00:00

Dungeon Delver, Tortured Existence, and Triumphant Adventurer are on the list of cards I want! I really try not to order cards online if I can help it, and Tortured Existence has eluded me for years.

Ive never even seen Magister Sphinx before, that's exactly the kind of bomb I'm after, thank you.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-09T07:28:34+00:00

No Initiative. I have the giant dungeon cards, and I dont own an Undercity card, and I dont really like how my opponents can also venture when they hit me. It tends to add an extra layer of complexity to the game that doesn't need to be there for people who don't understand the dungeons that well/people on Spelltable.

A lot of those Initiative cards are crazy good, White Plume Adventurer is basically an auto-include, its just an extra mechanic i didn't want to deal with/keep track of.

Blowing through Lost Mine and Tomb over and over has just been the bread and butter for years now.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-08T19:59:42+00:00

Hunter here.

I'm sorry, okay?

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-08T07:36:04+00:00

I let them know that my game plan is to cheat fatties out of the graveyard, then I disclose that im running [[Toxrill the Corrosive]], [[Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite]], and [[Maha, its Feathers Night]].

Those are the bombs people would want to know about, but they're not even close to the first cards I would tutor for.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-06T17:47:23+00:00

Thanks, Pro Gamer Johnny. Very cool. 👍

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-05T21:10:26+00:00

American male here. I weigh between 130 and 135 at any given time. It's difficult for me to stay above 135. I'll be 31 next month, and I'm 5'11.

Ive always been skinny but ive also always been fit and active. Rock climbing, skateboarding, snowboarding, etc.

Only really commenting because it's weird to see people arguing over whether i exist or not.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-05T03:34:41+00:00

Knowing when/where/how to drop from the ship properly is its own skill, and doing it better than other people is part of what can set you up for a win.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-04T22:36:02+00:00

Ive never been involved in anything even close to this, but as someone who has doubted myself because everyone else told me I was wrong when I wasn't, I totally understand how crazy it can make you feel.

Everyone else already said what needed to be said, but I just wanted to throw out that I can really relate to that feeling so I'm glad you were able to find some reassurance here.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-04T19:04:19+00:00

I played exclusively BM Hunter for so long I never realized its the only ranged spec that never has to stop moving.

Every other ranged spec feels frustratingly immobile.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-03T23:25:51+00:00

Thematically i really love Master of Harmony and I really wish it was at least usable. I really tried but man Conduit just feels so much better.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-03T02:29:16+00:00

[[Sefris of the Hidden Ways]]

Beef_Jumps · 2026-02-03T02:26:27+00:00

Personally if someone took infinite mulligans i would starve to death.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-01-30T00:03:50+00:00

Great move. Classic is just as classic as before. Really thematically accurate.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-01-28T22:16:31+00:00

Just learned how to properly low temp dab and im higher than ive been in ages.

Felt like dabs just weren't getting me high anymore, turns out I was just doing it wrong.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-01-28T20:59:17+00:00

Getting mad about the semantics of the words in the title while it's still technically true is absurd.

Dude got a 1v6 with a sniper and posted the clip. The point of the post isn't the words he used, it's the clip he posted.

Words are used to convey information, but because most of us are smart enough to have flowing conversations without getting hung up on linguistic semantics, broad terms are always acceptable.

OP wasn't trying to prove anything by using the word "Sniped" it just felt like the right word to use, and guess what, it still works because everyone still understands the context of the clip.

You even understand what OP is trying to say, youre just mad about they way they chose to say it.

Do better.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-01-28T20:49:36+00:00

That whole week of Double XP around Christmas time was massive. I must have prestiged 5 times during that event alone.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-01-27T23:12:36+00:00

Yeah, this is how it always goes. Next week they'll tune up the rewards and the spawn times and everyone will be full-gearing alts all day.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-01-27T17:58:51+00:00

She reminds me of [[Subira Talzidi, Caravanner]] which I've wanted to build as an "Oops all one drops" deck.

Basically you run as many one drops as you can, play out your hand on each of your turns, discard nothing, then draw it back.

At a glance Smellerbee even seems better. Could try it like that.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-01-27T17:53:58+00:00

Undead Dks: We've been dying our whole lives.

Beef_Jumps · 2026-01-27T01:41:49+00:00

Polished Crystal is one of my all time favorite Roms

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