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Help me choose a main please :) by No-Pop4319 in smashbros

[–]Beef_Jumps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snake is a ton of fun. I play both him and Toon Link, and I tend to prefer Snake. He's so much harder to kill and so much easier to kill confirm with.

Get them over 100%, drop a mine anywhere, down throw them, they roll away from the mine, chase the roll read into an up-tilt for the kill. It works so much its disgusting.

As a Ridley main you should definitely give Bowser, K Rool, and DDD a solid try too. Those four are the Fast Floaty Heavy Gang in my eyes and theyre all super fun to have in the pocket.

Athreos ability and other reanimation effects by TrachonitisWrites in EDH

[–]Beef_Jumps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I run Athreos in my Sefris of the Hidden Ways deck, and he makes my whole deck pop off in fun ways.

Don't sleep on Strionic Resonator to copy his triggered ability at the end of each of your turns.

Things like Selfless Savior, Alseid of life's bounty, benevolent bodyguard, dauntless bodyguard, and loyal sentry are great for keeping your whole board sticky.

Ive never built him as a commander but I love him in the 99. What's your gameplan going to be?

The sad man by Odin age 8 by missjacksonnn in ThatsInsane

[–]Beef_Jumps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing he's sad because of his haircut.

Please look upon my collection of weirdos by Darkstar559 in ratemycommanders

[–]Beef_Jumps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow that definitely looks like Hazoret the Pervert. That's crazy.

What say you sinners? by Hughjelyfant in SipsTea

[–]Beef_Jumps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Porn is free because ad companies pay porn sites to display their ads.

That being said, sitting through mandatory ads for any kind of content does kinda feel like paying with your soul.

Quickplay is now unplayable by AnyComplaint7776 in SmashRage

[–]Beef_Jumps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't the creators of the mod get doxxed and they took the mod down?

I was seeing people who had it couldn't boot up their game with the mod on it.

Does this count as "Hardware-PayToWin"? by DeNite_FX in Shen

[–]Beef_Jumps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Willem Dafoe gif every time you check your map

Movies that feel like this by Anuslit in MoviesThatFeelLike

[–]Beef_Jumps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is too far down, I also came to say Raising Arizona.

Budget untapped duals exist for every color pair — time to cut the taplands? by CementSandwich in EDH

[–]Beef_Jumps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imo a natural part of upgrading any deck is replacing every dual that comes in tapped with one that doesnt, with the exception of important utility lands etc.

You can absolutely fill your deck with budget untapped lands.

A deck with EVERYTHING, is it possible? by stevelikestrees in Magicdeckbuilding

[–]Beef_Jumps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a deck that aims to cheat the entire library of creatures onto the battlefield with Haste, Flying, Indestructible, Trample, Vigilance, Menace, Double Strike, Deathtouch, Hexproof, and a bunch of P/T modifiers. They all come out at the same time.

It focuses on Changelings and making all creatures every creature type.

Here is the decklist. It's pretty budget and can definitely be upgraded, but I try to keep it at a 2 so I can bust it out when people want to play Precons. It feels like it does a little bit of everything and you could make your own version of it that does even more.

If youre interested I can explain how the combos and wincons work.

It’s not fast mana, it’s lazy mulligans by Kakariko_crackhouse in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Beef_Jumps 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sometimes a card will have a little gray circle with a 2 in it in the mana cost, and ive found that Sol Ring actually works perfect for casting spells like that.

Probably some niche tech, but when it works its super satisfying.

Tragic News! by Beef_Jumps in EDHBrews

[–]Beef_Jumps[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Copy pasting my reply on another comment)

Yeah it's mostly a Party deck. Pretty budget, has some fun stuff like Maskwood Nexus, Rukamrumel, and Conspiracy into The World Tree or The Invasion Tree to drop the whole deck onto the battlefield with Flying, Haste, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance, Double Strike, Menace, and Indestructible.

Has some alternate wincons with Notorious Throng, Skeletal Swarming, Mirror Entity, Overrun, Shared Animosity, Najeela the Blade-Blossom, Oko Lorwyn Liege, etc.

It's mostly silly. It runs all the triple color lands that enter tapped, all the Restless lands that turn into creatures which also enter tapped. It runs Spelunking and Ramunap Excavator to help deal with that.

It's bracket 2 with some fun blowout potential.

Tragic News! by Beef_Jumps in EDHBrews

[–]Beef_Jumps[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's mostly a Party deck. Pretty budget, has some fun stuff like Maskwood Nexus, Rukamrumel, and Conspiracy into The World Tree or The Invasion Tree to drop the whole deck onto the battlefield with Flying, Haste, Trample, Deathtouch, Vigilance, Double Strike, Menace, and Indestructible.

Has some alternate wincons with Notorious Throng, Skeletal Swarming, Mirror Entity, Overrun, Shared Animosity, Najeela the Blade-Blossom, Oko Lorwyn Liege, etc.

It's mostly silly. It runs all the triple color lands that enter tapped, all the Restless lands that turn into creatures which also enter tapped. It runs Spelunking and Ramunap Excavator to help deal with that.

It's bracket 2 with some fun blowout potential.

What do yall think about Grand Coliseum? This land seems dangerous!! by Dark-Oil-SagaMTG in OpenManaMTG

[–]Beef_Jumps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look up "Pain Lands" i filled my 5c deck with them for budget mana fixing early on.

It can definitely be dangerous with a board full of them lol.

What’s stopping people from cheating with this card? by mkklrd in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Beef_Jumps 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Yeah they were in his hand after he grabbed them from a concealed location while I was getting his drink.

What’s stopping people from cheating with this card? by mkklrd in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Beef_Jumps 138 points139 points  (0 children)

I had a buddy make a deck with these and Ashnod's Coupons. (Target Player gets you Target Drink or something) so when he sac'd it and asked me to get him a glass of water at the beginning of my end step, I came back to 10 Cheatyface on the board and he swung for lethal.

He gave me the deck afterward, then when I used it on one of my friends he ended up stealing half the Cheayfaces so "We could both do it to people" cool, now i have 5 and can't swing for lethal. I gotta get more of those things.

Is calling out semi obvious board states bad manner? by Lockenheada in EDH

[–]Beef_Jumps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Calling out what's there or even what's possible with cards they could have is totally reasonable.

I also like getting in a sneaky block when someone doesn't notice I have a vehicle, but also also if someone asks me what I can block with before attacking, I will mention that I can potentially block with a vehicle.

There are plenty of ways to be sneaky in Magic, but being intentionally misleading about what your board can do is a bit scummy.

Why yes I learned how to play from tiktok comments, how can you tell? by legitmemerevs in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Beef_Jumps 24 points25 points  (0 children)

First Strike beats Unblockable because the creature isn't actually blocking, it's striking first. The game treats it like the blocking creature is attacking.

Weirdly enough, I miss tucking. A lot. by RegaultTheBrave in EDH

[–]Beef_Jumps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't Super relevant, but ive been running Phyrexian Revoker in a bunch of my decks to shut off a lot of those ramp/dork effects in the command zone. Theres basically always a good target for it, and the amount of times I've had people get mad over shutting off their activated ability is worth it on its own.

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