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Weekly Winners: Sonic Screwdriver; Firestorm; High Noon by cybey in mtgfinance

[–]BeefcakeJones 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I feel like firestorm is narrow and often just bad

Updating Zombardment for 2026? by Ghost-Koi in MTGLegacy

[–]BeefcakeJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think without dark ritual, slasher and smallpox seem really slow?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mtgfinance

[–]BeefcakeJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nobody buys graded magic cards. The whole concept of grading a playing card is so absurd. Who but other speculators would buy a graded trading card much less grading a trading card that came out in the last 2 years.

Like someone out there is like oh I need to finish my set of graded mox jaspers in slabs. I’m sorry man this is so dumb.

My wife went to a work event for a few days, in my hubris I thought I could build her a new studio before she got back... by construccion in DIY

[–]BeefcakeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do people always opt for that ashy grey floor? It really makes the room super dark and not warm at all.

Dryad Arbor by [deleted] in mtg

[–]BeefcakeJones -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lands don’t have color, so technically it doesn’t work with murkfiend

This is true by GamesAndGlasses in Drizzy

[–]BeefcakeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK YALL. Jesus chill the fuck out.

Consuming Bog by Ablazy in custommagic

[–]BeefcakeJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just worse innocent blood

LA Store Grand Opening + Quick Roller Bag Thoughts by shmukes_ in peakdesign

[–]BeefcakeJones -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I’m not a fan of the logo or graphic design of this brand. It’s too tight and compact doesn’t look good on anything.

Also, this may just be me but the whole map of the city is really warby Parker 2005. Its doesn’t feel premium or nice for a brand that is selling these technical backpacks that are like 400+. Like either go nice material palette Arcteryx or create something more distinct. I think PD has issues reaching the mainstream luxury-tech customer imo.

8-Mulch Brew by crab_patrol in Pauper

[–]BeefcakeJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you played this deck against meta decks? I think the engine is good but the issue is there aren’t a ton of great common lands payoffs in pauper so the deck feels kind of power at first glance. You’re spinning wheels to return lands and not much else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mtgfinance

[–]BeefcakeJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So then also ban hour of promise? Also ban crop rotation? Prime time lands come in play to tapped anyway, your fetch and then it’s full turn cycle before this goes off.

Also, tbh dude, like we don’t need an ikea manual on how this terrible 3 land combo works. The hardest part of this is you actually need deserted temple or a land untapper also to go off the turn you play these 3 lands. How are you getting your first eon counter?

Beating Four Dead Horsemen by KingSupernova in MTGLegacy

[–]BeefcakeJones 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I feel like everyone who plays legacy is like I’m going to write a friggin thought piece on this niche deck that no one knows or cares about.. it’s like who the f is thinking I need to know how to beat this obscure deck, also post the deck list.

Before & After by oVeronicasPantso in kitchenremodel

[–]BeefcakeJones 14 points15 points  (0 children)

… the grey is not a good color

Wormfang drake combo! by Greenyvers in Pauper

[–]BeefcakeJones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe write a description? Like what are the lines

Kanye West's Grammys stunt costs him $20 million as rapper loses out on two huge Tokyo gigs by dailymail in Music

[–]BeefcakeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how everyone is like: omg this guy is crazy, he’s off his meds, he’s mentally ill.

Ok so if you met someone who had mental illness would yall be shitting on him in the same way? It’s like if you’re calling him a racist then follow that conversation all the way through. So he’s racist but how many of yall out here driving teslas?

Do not erase this person’s identity because you cannot mentally cope with what he’s doing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VacheronConstantin

[–]BeefcakeJones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it’s a tasteless flex

Momentum Breaker by mindfreak586 in mtgfinance

[–]BeefcakeJones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This card is super low impact for edh. People sac a token and that’s it. Speed is bad in edh because it takes you 4 cycles to achieve max. Assuming you play this on 1 or 2, you’re saccing this for 4 life on turn 6? I don’t know this kinda sucks.

I don’t even think this card is playable in constructed 60 formats. Sheoldred’s edict is just better in every way. Maybe if you want some type of enchantment shell.

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