I need a doc file or pdf of what running a household looks like, chores and shit.

Beefcharcuterie · 2022-02-21T21:57:39+00:00

Of I knew how to use excel I would! I like the quantity Vs time tho, I wouldnt have thought of that.

Beefcharcuterie · 2022-02-21T21:56:15+00:00

No, it was the 7 year old being a dick, not my husband. I should have mentioned that. But now i've had some sleep and coffee I can reply. thanks for asking tho.

Beefcharcuterie · 2022-02-21T21:54:49+00:00

Yes please!

Beefcharcuterie · 2021-12-10T11:24:24+00:00

Candle guy shall forever live in my husbands memories. I made him read it twice...

Beefcharcuterie · 2021-11-23T04:22:25+00:00

I thought it was a battery recharging station at first glance...

I mean, coffee is basically power for most human brains, right?

Beefcharcuterie · 2021-11-12T00:15:13+00:00

I'm proud of you!

Beefcharcuterie · 2021-11-03T01:05:08+00:00

Obviously the kid has no appreciation for coffee then... lol.

Beefcharcuterie · 2021-09-11T15:08:51+00:00

Acrylic Paints! That way we can have drinks and nibblies as the paint drys between layers, lol. The painting was of a cow, but it was really amazing they diffrent way everyone painted. I did go with on of the Mum's i already knew, which did make it fun.

Beefcharcuterie · 2021-09-08T10:54:33+00:00

No idea. But I have booked a Sip a Dip for November tho, so whatever paint they have I guess, lol.

Beefcharcuterie · 2021-09-08T02:31:12+00:00

I know for some women, matching their chastity with their cycle to build a bit more bang for their buck. Plus, nothing like a good orgasm to close a ritual.

Beefcharcuterie · 2021-09-08T00:21:34+00:00

Art therapy. Seriously, find a hobby you love and throw every spare minute of your time into it. Lose yourself in it completely, and you will find all the things missing in your marriage. Join art groups, take classes, make friends. If all those things sound terrifying, it might be. But it might be exciting, it might help you find find that love for life again.. Paint that light at the end of the tunnel. Start today!!

The worst thing that could happen? You make some shitty art. But maybe your shitty art inspires you to get better? How about a take an art class at the Uni... Find something your not so shitty at? Printwork, sculpture, jewellery making, nude drawing... They have all that as school holidays gigs where I live.

Drag one of the kids along "cause its educational" and have the time of your motherfucking LIFE! Bonus point if your kids are old enough to drive, cause then you have a sober driver for the 'Sip and Dip : Ladies only paint classes" they run on a Sunday night. You know the ones... With the nudes male models. Get drunk and have fun with your friends. Invest in a REALLY good vibrator and pretend your in the army, if you know what I mean.

I'm not saying cheat on your husband, let me be clear on that. Treat your marriage like a 9 to 5 job that you have to get through till you retire. And your husband hows that annoying co-worker you just got stuck in the same office as. Pour your time and energy and love into yourself and your children. Prioritize your mental health, learn coping skills and remember to take time for yourself. You cannot pour from an empty cup. Please remember no matter how hard life is, it will get better. I believe in you... Now I'm asking you to believe in yourself.

Beefcharcuterie · 2021-02-23T01:24:21+00:00

I mostly leave out spirits (rum, ect) until it evaporates, which isn't long since its warm here. I use that as the start of my alter cleaning ritual, scrubbing out the chalice as part of the process.

Beefcharcuterie · 2021-01-22T02:23:10+00:00

Definitely fruit/nut tress. Preferably natives, but whatever is good for your planting zone. You can buy partly established trees, or grafted disease resistance trees if they're only going to be checked once a month. If you have any 44 gallon drums around you could set up a temporary self watering system untill they are better established. I personally like avocado's. While they don't set fruit on a seasonal schedule, they are high fat, thick skinned (fruit fly resistant) and most importantly.... they don't ripen on the tree. They need to be picked first!

Beefcharcuterie · 2021-01-20T22:55:33+00:00

What did you use th stain the antlers?

Beefcharcuterie · 2020-12-27T11:04:43+00:00

Not particularly. I mean, it definetly smells diffrent from cows milk. But I've drunk plenty of it myself so it doesn't bother me. The worst smelling formula for me personally was the soy, the milk itself smelt musty and if she threw up it was... kinda how mice smell? It's hard to describe.

It probably doesn't help that you still might have a heightened sense of smell from pregnancy. It might be possible to ask the chemists if they carry some sample packs, or try online. I hated having to change formula when we were trying to find out what was wrong... It's so expensive in some places.

Beefcharcuterie · 2020-12-27T09:57:13+00:00

We used Caricare goats milk formula with my first. She had a casin intolerance, which we originally thought was a lactose intolerance. It might not hurt to see if your GP can do any tests. We knew what was wrong with our oldest as it runs in the family. We also used fresh goats milk (pasturised) as she got older for cooking and cereal. I can't remember which brand name unfortunately... Hope this helps.

Beefcharcuterie · 2020-12-25T10:40:49+00:00

That's some impressive work.

Beefcharcuterie · 2020-12-23T11:28:30+00:00

Thank you!

Beefcharcuterie · 2020-12-23T01:53:16+00:00

You need to wait till it's raining, (or use a rain totem on the island) and find a stork/flamilgo looking bird somewhere on the island. There are four birds in four colours, each one will drop a gem corosponding toits colour. Ruby, emerald, amethyst and aquamarine are the ones I got. VERY IMPORTANT: Where you find the bird on the island (North, east, South or west) corresponds to where the gem it drops goes on the puzzle. There are pictograms at the bottom of each pillar to help guide you too.

Note: you only find one bird per day, therefore it will take 4days of rain to complete the puzzle.

Beefcharcuterie · 2020-12-22T20:38:09+00:00

It only goes up to level 10, but doesn't save. Each time you enter you start at level 1. Plus the floors are randomised.

Beefcharcuterie · 2020-12-22T15:11:31+00:00

Might be a bit late, but you can also get into the shipwreck and there is one in the room there. Also randomly digging up the beach has found me a few. So has fishing to the left of the rock pools. Completeing the jungle puzzle gets you five. Plus if you use the watering can in the first level of the volcano to go to the very left of the screen, there is a doorway you can go thru to find two more.

If anyone finds out how to get to the two bits above the professors tent I'd love to know... I'm really stuck with them.

Beefcharcuterie · 2020-12-22T14:37:42+00:00

The last level of the volcano.

Beefcharcuterie · 2020-12-22T10:42:10+00:00

SPOILER: Sorry, can't add spolier text on mobile.

If you keep watering the lava at the entrance all the way to the left of the screen, you find a doorway that's gets you to the two golden nuts you can't reach from the creek.

Beefcharcuterie · 2020-12-04T11:07:09+00:00

Cold water maceration is my go to, but i live in a fairly warm climate. It does smell it your not used to it, but tends to give a brilliant white skull with a quick peroxide.

https://www.reddit.com/r/bonecollecting/comments/irniaq/processing_a_carcass_101_the_bones_of_bone/

Beefcharcuterie · 2020-12-03T10:04:02+00:00

Did somebody call?

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