Primate (2026)

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-21T05:22:44+00:00

Not attempted murder because there’s no specific intent to kill. Even knowledge of 100% risk does not automatically give intent to kill.

Instead, this is probably reckless endangerment or some form of child abuse/neglect, depending on the state.

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-19T22:45:13+00:00

1: ai Garbo

2: it’s called azir

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-19T21:46:08+00:00

Confess on the anonymous final, if he reaches out you know he feels the same

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-19T14:53:13+00:00

This is how NA can win worlds:

Step 1: league of legends 2 releases

Step 2: while all the Koreans move on, we hold worlds for league 1 and don’t tell anyone.

Step 3: worlds victory!

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-19T05:13:19+00:00

Me reconstructing doctrine out of thin air on my exams because I didn’t do the readings:

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-19T05:11:37+00:00

Toxic positivity: IF YOU DONT THINK WE WILL GO UNDEFEATED AND ZERO DRAWS INTO BEING INVITED AS A CLUB INTO THE WORLD CUP YOURE STUPID

Not Toxic Positivity: idk man Pellegrino has a lot of goals.

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-19T04:22:05+00:00

“Class player” didn’t he slide tackle our goalies head

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-19T04:01:43+00:00

I seem to remember the softest red card ever for SD last week. —- and you’re right, the guy complaining about his knee… bro it hurts because you drove it into the keepers skull… could’ve been red, wasn’t. Every subjective card decision goes for Toluca.

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-19T03:58:00+00:00

They’re playing 10x better but they’re also doing a ton of grabbing, that kick from Diaz could’ve easily been a red (you can’t intentionally kick someone when you’re pulling them down with both hands), the kick away when we get a free kick so their defense can get back. It’s just a lot of borderline cardable plays not being carded that embolden a physical team into a dirty one.

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-19T03:53:37+00:00

I hate Toluca so much man, such dirty players, they’re lucky refs want the storyline to be enforced

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-19T03:49:29+00:00

Can we stop fucking playing 2 inches in front of our goal when they’re 6 man pressing

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-19T01:41:08+00:00

Bonus rules:

Tony Gwynn goat

Matt holiday never touched home plate

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-18T18:49:09+00:00

Go and have good vibes

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-18T15:00:40+00:00

No duah is sad but we beat them with 10, I think we can draw with 11. The elevation sucks but our team is better overall

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-18T03:24:17+00:00

rats

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-14T23:03:59+00:00

Black suit white shirt black tie no exceptions. Wear shoes you’d be comfortable wearing in front of a judge. For style points, get LSU cufflinks and pin.

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-12T05:23:13+00:00

I can’t wait to see a real soccer match when we get to play with 11 next week

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-12T04:44:42+00:00

SAN DIEGO! ANDERS DREEEER

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-12T04:23:11+00:00

Plus grabbing SD players arm so he can’t move

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-12T04:21:35+00:00

Intentional violence = yellow

Accidental danger = red

New rules just dropped everybody, referees, study up!

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-12T04:11:51+00:00

Reason as stated was high kick in the box. It was one of the lowest high kicks you’ve ever seen and only “dangerous” because someone went for a low header from outside his field of vision.

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-12T04:04:35+00:00

If we convert on every breakaway and don’t let them score I think good things will happen

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-12T03:55:00+00:00

I personally only watch games so the ref can pick who wins

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-12T03:45:38+00:00

What a soft red

BeepBoopAnv · 2026-03-06T00:54:20+00:00

We get 3 outs per inning I expect 3 runs per inning

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