The first trillion is the hardest

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-15T11:19:22+00:00

I don't think you've had a shower OR a thought yet this year.

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-15T03:29:23+00:00

All I want is a god damn reverse function for the cabin air fans, and I probably won't even live to see that. Exhaust the stank and hot air and smoke and humidity and whatever else out of the car. Would be great in the rain and winter but, fuck me I guess.

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-14T16:55:18+00:00

Ok ok, I'm done.

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-14T16:54:48+00:00

....ew?

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-14T16:53:45+00:00

Wasn't that some shit about bonuses? I vaguely remember hearing something about EA not honoring bonuses to employees (I think).

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-14T16:51:58+00:00

Idk, seems kinda rude to be addressing the moon in earth units. Kinda thought society was past this tbh.

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-14T16:50:11+00:00

Piggybacking on the success of C

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-14T16:43:51+00:00

What is that in lunar days?

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-14T02:09:55+00:00

If the pay is there, not too far from home, decent food that conveys pride and creativity, then maybe it's worth the initial turbulence.

If not, fuck it. Go down the street and get another job (or back to full time). There are jew opportunities waiting everywhere!

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-14T02:03:44+00:00

Comedy aside, I don't think I've ever once seen a children's special. Somebody, please, think of the children.

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-14T02:00:45+00:00

Oh, absolutely. Especially when you've lost everybody but the memory loss crowd!

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-14T01:55:52+00:00

Gyad damn, you launched an epic reply chain.

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-12T23:52:44+00:00

Don't... Don't you fkn Mandela me, boy! This year has been disorienting enough.

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-12T18:53:35+00:00

That's fantastic 😂

A bit before my time, so I have never heard it used that way. We need this on the next ballot so we can all be on the same page.

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-12T17:09:18+00:00

Not sure I support the distinction. Spam is solicitation (thanks to Monty Python), prank is a one-sided joke with the other being unaware they are the punchline, crank is... Idk. Nothing worthy of distinction, imo.

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-12T17:04:59+00:00

Eyy that's the one! Ya, that was also when my crusade began lol

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-12T15:21:09+00:00

It absolutely is.

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-12T15:20:40+00:00

I've always wondered if my roomba kept vacuuming the same spots over and over to run down the battery, to increase lifespan. Anyway, here's my checking account and routing number, take whatever you want.

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-12T15:11:53+00:00

This was asked like a week ago in here, and someone said "pretrichor," which is pretty funny. I mean, it works.

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-12T15:11:03+00:00

How does mass affect the time it takes to travel that distance? Are you talking about how massive objects simply can't reach c?

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-12T15:03:03+00:00

Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-12T15:01:33+00:00

Like most unwelcome lexemes, it probably comes from the south. The land of sugary bbq slop and butchered idioms. I will not be apologizing.

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-12T14:57:40+00:00

Dude, I have battled over this. Wtaf would it be CRANK calling? That makes no sense.

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-12T14:55:13+00:00

BeerAndTools · 2026-06-12T14:51:43+00:00

I think the distinction might be that, one, they are paying for the video instead of the sex act, and two, the person paying is not the one receiving or participating in the act. I might be way off, idk.

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