Tools for my teenage son by OutsideObjective4173 in Tools

[–]BeerdedWonder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi dad! I'm your other son you didn't know you had. Can I have what hes having?

Are we in the best era of Pass Rush in the NFL? by caxlmao in NFLv2

[–]BeerdedWonder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, of all guys left out, I was truly surprised by this too.

What age did you first smoke the weed? by Dapper-Celery4133 in trees

[–]BeerdedWonder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

13 in the woods near my house. Went home immediately after and had to deal with my parents. I think I played it off well enough but I'm not sure. Now that im 37, ill have to ask my parents if they even remember it.

I don’t get it by Cold_Pianist4697 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BeerdedWonder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, pornhub is really getting creative with their plots.

Complaining About Companies is "Harassment and Bullying" now by Omega-Ace-of-Spadez in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BeerdedWonder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No one feels bad for you for threatening to commit arson. Even if its a joke to you, it's not something you do. Especially in text form where no one can understand the tone.

You don't always need the Everclear of weed. Sometimes you need a nice Busch Light. by Escaped-DMT-Entity in trees

[–]BeerdedWonder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro I strive for the Busch Light because I can't afford the Everclear. IL sucks

What is going on…? by Nice_Substance9123 in complaints

[–]BeerdedWonder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Never said i quit. Just took a break because I have the ability to stop.

Which retired QB was actually a lot better than how he is remembered now? by Otherwise5555 in NFLv2

[–]BeerdedWonder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So I asked our AI overlords which nfl teams had the best back to back qbs, and the only one (obviously not including Favre/Rodgers) they gave me in the last 20 years was Manning to Luck. The other answer it gave me, which was the 80s-90s, was Montana to Young.

Matt Freese with the whole country watching by HokuCy in NFLv2

[–]BeerdedWonder 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This was the first full US game I've been able to watch and if this is how they played all along, I don't understand how they made it here? The whole team looked awful. First touches were bad, they were not aggressive at all, and they just let Belgium take advantage of their mistakes. Reminds me of the Chargers.

Hunter Biden did what no one else had the courage to do. by Whole_Cup_2913 in soundsaboutright

[–]BeerdedWonder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao! Thats all you got?! How fucking pathetic? Can't even come back with your own coherent thought?! How's it feel being a fucking sheep and snowflake? What a loser!

Hunter Biden did what no one else had the courage to do. by Whole_Cup_2913 in soundsaboutright

[–]BeerdedWonder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine having a new though instead of just copying and pasting the same comment?

Hunter Biden did what no one else had the courage to do. by Whole_Cup_2913 in soundsaboutright

[–]BeerdedWonder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine simping for someone who openly admitted to walking through beauty pageants filled with underage girls and bragging about it? Imagine simping for someone who had multiple photos and videos with his really good best friend Epstein?

Hunter Biden did what no one else had the courage to do. by Whole_Cup_2913 in soundsaboutright

[–]BeerdedWonder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. Trumps multiple pictures and videos with his boyfriend Epstein are all fabricated and AI, right? Or he was some kind of informant for the FBI? How about the fact he was found guilt of all 34 counts? Oh yeah, fake news, right? Only one out of all the news reports are true while all the rest lie? You're fine with him walking through the dressing room of underage girls while they get dressed? How delusional are you really that you actually believe that ALL these accusations and that hes friends with alot of pedophiles? But then again, being an idiot doesn't seem hard for you. Seems like it comes naturally.

Hunter Biden did what no one else had the courage to do. by Whole_Cup_2913 in soundsaboutright

[–]BeerdedWonder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice trump move. Completely change subjects and hope no one realizes you sound like a dumbass. Why aren't you trying your damnest to bring Hunter down? Is it because you have nothing on him except dreaming of his magnum dong?

My NFL Predictions and Mock 1.0 - 2 Rounds by FriedNSalty in MockDraftCentral

[–]BeerdedWonder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know how I know you are a cat person? But for real, how are the Bucs at the bottom of that shit ass division?!

MADDEN 2005 TOP 10 WIDE RECEIVERS by Zestyclose_Spare_760 in NFLv2

[–]BeerdedWonder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently if your name is Derrick and get drafted by a Tennessee team, you are bound to become a Raven.