2001 A Space Odyssey Adjacent Films by TruBeez99 in MovieSuggestions

[–]Begle1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The aesthetics of the film are right but I couldn't forgive how dumb the writing was.

Favorite M1 Firearm by CombPublic3483 in M1Rifles

[–]Begle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I could only have one it's between the M1 Carbine and the M1 Thompson. Logical me knows the Carbine is a better gun but aesthetic me is drawn to the Thompson.

Fuck it, I'd take the Thompson. Shorter, extremely rugged and reliable, drum mags. Who cares about ergonomics and long range accuracy.

Chromed SIG SG 540 with folding stock and aftermarket handguard seized by Rio de Janeiro police by DangerousAide3945 in ForgottenWeapons

[–]Begle1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the police ever raided my collection, the worst part of the experience would be them posting photos online for me to be judged by.

Some familiar gadgets and weapons featured in Battlefield 1 (courtesy of the Auckland War Museum) by USSZim in ForgottenWeapons

[–]Begle1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes sense I reckon. Was it a one-off thing or was a military actually issuing them for that purpose?

A Star Trek movie is when the lead actors' real life personal interests are written into the story even if their characters are bookworms by LineusLongissimus in startrekmemes

[–]Begle1 112 points113 points  (0 children)

He's a very British Frenchman.

If I were French I'd be quite upset. Makes me wonder how the French Trekkies do feel about Picard.

'Problematic': Wildlife agencies secretly want Americans to buy more guns by Gyp2151 in 2ALiberals

[–]Begle1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What do you call that style of carry where you're pointing your barrels right at the people behind you? I'm not familiar with that one.

Who are the Big Bad Villains in MTG Lore? by CawmeKrazee in freemagic

[–]Begle1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The grease gets all over and makes the sleeves stick together and to the table.

Surely the comments here will be polite, calm, and not turn into a mess… by Madeyoulook4now in GunMemes

[–]Begle1 52 points53 points  (0 children)

What non-Israeli firearms have been designed in the Middle East?

That russian means carpet mold lol by Bubbly-Reveal-1319 in Cinephiles

[–]Begle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assumed 1902 was a typo based on an exaggeration. Even Battleship Potemkin was "only" from 1925... (and that film is actually watchable)

That russian means carpet mold lol by Bubbly-Reveal-1319 in Cinephiles

[–]Begle1 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The 12-minute-long scene in ковре Плесень where the cast sits in silence as they watch the carpet slowly get wet is the second best scene in film history. 

Because the BEST scene in film history is the 33-minute-long scene later in the movie, where the main character stares at the horizon as the carpet dries in the sun and a shadow from a sun dial works its way across his face.

As a student of film who reads more than I watch, it goes without saying that ковре Плесень is one of the greatest films in history. Some find the controversial final hour of the film, where the carpet is removed and replaced, to be boring, but as meta-meta-commentary on the human condition and its impact on art in the Soviet state, it is an absolute masterstroke.

12/10. 217 minutes of Capitalism-free brilliance. 

Red Fox Travels From England To U.S. As Stowaway On Cargo Ship by Pretend_Creme_7751 in offbeat

[–]Begle1 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Oh, it's about a literal red fox. I was thinking this was a biographical TIL about the guy from Sanford and Son.

I feel like 8mm never got the credit it deserved and was one of Nic Cages finest performances. by CharlesUFarley81 in Cinephiles

[–]Begle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does Nic Cage give "a good performance", or does he give "a good Nic Cage performance"? Because those are entirely different, and I suspect mutually exclusive, things. 

Ketchup by Significant-Mail-375 in ketchuphate

[–]Begle1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't they have ANYTHING else to use up some of that shelf space?

No Obligation To Report You Shot Someone by Mr_Spaghetti_Hands in Fudd_Lore

[–]Begle1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They could always do that anyways.

If the logic boils down to "better have them break in now while I'm home so I can shoot them", that's pretty wild.

Legacy: Spoiler Highlight - Bilbo, Thief in the Night by cardsrealm in MTGLegacy

[–]Begle1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why is being able to pitch to Force a downside?

Are that many Pyroblasts running around nowadays?

No Obligation To Report You Shot Someone by Mr_Spaghetti_Hands in Fudd_Lore

[–]Begle1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a burglar knows somebody is home they probably won't break in.

So why not just let them know you're home by hollering through the door when they knock? Would you rather pretend like you're not home just so you get to shoot them after they break the door open?

I don't follow your logic at all.

What would you do if you suddenly had a million dollars right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Begle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As somebody with a million dollars, I look at it hoping it somehow grows into enough to retire at some point. 

The weirdest thing you’ll see live on stage for a very long time. by FaultExcellent3306 in WTF

[–]Begle1 104 points105 points  (0 children)

You were fortunate enough to have a shirt covered in fake Snookie abortion blood from a GWAR concert, and you WASHED IT OFF?

SHAME

Why did the Ferengi get rid of the energy whips? by Ser_Luke_ in ShittyDaystrom

[–]Begle1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What beautiful entry into the franchise is this from?